darchChylde
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Things Guys Think Women Should Know, My Response and Addendum
This is taken directly from a piece that's been going around the internet for years, I've set my responses in red to clear up any confusion.
LADIES... I JUST WANTED TO MAKE CERTAIN THE TRUTH OF THESE THINGS IS OUT THERE, I'M NOT TRYING TO SPEAK FOR ALL GUYS, JUST TRYING TO GIVE A PERSONAL PERCEPTION
1: we’re not as perverted as you think we all are.
a: well actually; yes we are, but you’re worse
2: no matter what YOU say, your ex-boyfriend IS a LOSER.
a: that’s right
3. We like you to give us hugs and kisses sometimes too.
a: most definitely... wait, what do you mean sometimes?
4. Don't argue with us when we call you beautiful.
a: because you know we’re right
5. Don't treat us like crap, what goes around comes around.
a: we're not just dogs or pigs... we're people too
6. We know you're pretty, that's one of the reason's we're going out with you.
a: but not the most important
7. Don't go into detail about your period. It scares us.
a: I've been married and I’ve bought tampons for my wife, and listened when she wanted to tell me all about it… but I still don’t want to know… I try to pretend I never had those conversations with her
8. If you have cramps and we ask you what's wrong, just tell us it's that time of the month and nothing more.
a: details are bad... see number 7
9. If you really liked us for us, you would let us think that our mustache, beard, or sideburns looked cool.
a: unless we really do look like a dork
10. We never shave our legs. So get over it.
a: uh… I’m not qualified to respond to that one
11. NEVER ask us if you can put makeup on us. It's just wrong............
a: ain’t gonna happen… unless it’s to cover a pimple lol... well, there are some of us who will not have an issue
12. Don't make bets about us, because one of your friends will tell us, if you don't.
a: I didn’t know about this one, myself…. What kind of bets y’all making?
13. When we tell you that you're not fat, believe us.
a: you are not fat, and nothing you wear makes you look fat!!!
14. We absolutely do not care about the Backstreet Boys, *NSYNC, 98 Degrees, or what any other guy looks like for that matter.
a: except of course, that he has nothing on us
15. We may not be able to pee accurately all of the time, but at least we can stand up and go pee.
a: yep yep... you try taming an angry hose-beast... errrr, nevermind, this is the wrong group for that comment
16. Just cause you think you're always right, doesn't mean that you don't have to apologize when you do something "wrong."
a: if you expect us to apologize when you might be right… at least throw us a bone when there’s no doubt that you’re not
17. You expect us to say and do sweet things for you, but it would be nice if you did the same every once in a while. We like to know that you love us.
a: I like finding little postits in my pockets or the glovebox from time to time, we like to feel special and loved
18. We can't always be spontaneous, so try to help us make the plans sometimes.
a: we hate the eternal “what do you want to do?" conversation
19. Don't ask us to beat up another guy for you, cause you might get what you wish for.
a: yeah!! and there's always a chance we'll get our asses beat
20. Never kick us in the nuts "just to see what we would say". That's just mean.
a: that should go without saying!!!
21. Never pretend like you are going to break up with us and laugh when we believe you.
a: yeah… we have feelings too!!!
22. Pamela Anderson's boobs aren't fake anymore, but we like yours better anyway.
a: Pamela who?
23. Size doesn't matter, except to idiots who don't want a relationship.
a: uh… I got nothing
24. PMS is not an excuse.
a: actually, I’ve been told that some smooth, gentle sex works the muscles in a certain way that helps to relieve crams… it also works with headaches… you relax after sex, it a natural fact... I will say that since there are emotional and hormonal issues involved as well, I'm not about to make an issue of this one
25. If you want us to put the seat down when we're done, you should put it up when you're done.
a: I’m staying out of this one
26............ Don't tell us how cute your ex-boyfriend was. That doesn't turn us on.
a: yeah!!
27. And always remember: The way to a guys heart is through his stomach..... and maybe....oh nevermind.
a: feed me!!!
28. NEVER ask us to kiss other guys. You might be that comfy with your friends, but to us it's just wrong.
a: damn skippy!!! once again, this group may be the wrong place for this argument
29. We always notice how funny it is after you rip out our heart, stick it down our throat and still want to be friends.
a: it’s not funny, it hurts…
30. And last but not least: We know you're not always right, but we'll pretend like you are anyway.
A: it’s just safer that way... i personally am quite happy with the current position and quantity of my testicles
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My Addendum
More Things Guys Think Women Should Know
Some Points You Should Remember When Reading
This:
A: No matter what the heading of this post says; the following are actually only one man’s thoughts, not actually taken from any actual poll, survey, or study.
B: I’m doing this off the cuff, so I may be editing the original post as I come up with more info that is pertinent to this subject.
C: This is an open forum, so please feel free to Respond in any way that you see fit.
D: If anyone has a question or needs any clarification, please feel free to let me know. I will be more than happy to answer or make clear any point. I’m sure that the other guys will also be happy to also add what insight they can to whatever questions you may have.
E: Guys, I have a request of you: If on any point you care to retort or expand; please do so, your perspectives and opinions are important to me; I may even learn something from you, I hope so. Also, guys… please feel free to add anything you feel will help in this discussion.
F: Considering that the standard operating procedures of forums makes just about everything above unnecessary to state, I chose to specifically state them so that no one will feel uncomfortable to put their two cents in.
G: Guys, If I’m breaking any rules of secrecy here; too bad, it’s time those rules were broken.
01: While it’s true that many guys will say anything at all that they think you may want to hear in order to get closer to you, please don’t automatically assume that that is what we are doing. We should not be held responsible for the actions of other assholes. Give us a chance and get to know us, that way you are more able to make an informed observation; it may also help you avoid missing a chance at some very interesting, rewarding, and memorable experiences.
02: Sometimes a girl will say “I Love You” before a guy does; and when this happens we may stumble over our words,or even go silent like a deer stuck caught in the headlights. Let me try to explain: In most cases, a woman will feel “Love” before a man does. It also happens; that even if they both feel it, she will be ready to say it before we are.
As a general rule, women see many more nuances to the words “I Love You” than a guy can even begin to comprehend. For most guys, saying “I Love You” means “I want to be with you forever”. Most guys are, by instinct, very careful and reluctant to make that kind of commitment. While, a woman, on the other hand are more able to move into a serious relationship with relative speed. What I’m trying to say, is that some time has usually passed before those three words enter a relationship. In that time, we have developed certain feelings towards you, and us not responding in the like when you do say “I Love You” does not make those feelings any less real. Us not saying “I Love You” does not mean we care any less for you,; give us time, if it’s real we will say it eventually. That’s so much better than saying it when we don’t feel it, we don’t want to cheapen the words.
go in love and peace,
oren
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