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ORIGINAL: BOUNTYHUNTER

I am wore down to the bone and to tired to eat,amyone want to spoon feed me.....Its been a hard day for this ol' Master.....

RECTUM STRETCHER

While she was "flying" down the road
yesterday, a woman passed over a Bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun
on the other side lying in
Wait.

The cop pulled her over, walked up to the
car, with that classic Patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked,
"What's your hurry?"

To which she replied, "I'm late for work."

"Oh yeah," said the cop, "what do you do?"

I'm a rectum stretcher," she responded.

The cop stammered, "A what? A rectum
stretcher? And just what does a rectum
stretcher do?"

"Well," she said, "I start by inserting one
finger, then work my way up To two fingers, then three, then four, then with
my whole hand in. I
Work from side to side until I can get both
hands in, and then I slowly But surely stretch it , until it's about 6 f eet
wide."

"And just what the hell do you do with a 6
foot asshole?" he asked

"You give him a radar gun and park him
behind a bridge..."

Traffic Ticket $95.00
Court Costs $45.00
Look on the Cop's Face....... PRICELESS
For everything else, there's MasterCard!

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ORIGINAL: BOUNTYHUNTER

Sure you would and learn to like it or else smiles.....