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BOUNTYHUNTER -> RE: BOUNTY'S coffee shop (11/28/2007 10:11:40 AM)
YOU girls..ummmmp,replace my MS TIFFANY and my sweet willow in bed ,what are you thinking smile.Now if we stack vertical there is plenty room,. who wants to the on the bottom...

Aylee -> RE: BOUNTY'S coffee shop (11/28/2007 10:36:47 AM)
I am the smallest, so I will be on top.

Hanable -> RE: BOUNTY'S coffee shop (11/28/2007 10:41:20 AM)
i want a new kitty... i really do need to cal the guy that keeps giving us cats.. to see if his cat is preg or not.. i want a new kitty.. my last one died.. he tried to play frogger with a semi.. he lost. sips a mug of hot chocolate H >:)

BOUNTYHUNTER -> RE: BOUNTY'S coffee shop (11/28/2007 10:51:30 AM)
Nope I am on top age has first dibs....

BOUNTYHUNTER -> RE: BOUNTY'S coffee shop (11/28/2007 10:55:03 AM)
Hanable there must be at least 30 cats around the place,WE have five house cats,MY willow left home for 5 days and came back pregnant so called the vet and that problem will be taken care of shortly...I had a reward out for her and after five days Diane was letting the dogs out at 1.30 in the morning and here she came jumping across the gate just like nothing...

Aylee -> RE: BOUNTY'S coffee shop (11/28/2007 10:55:23 AM)
But I will be squished! I will just curl up right here on your tummy and pull the blankie up. You take the next call from that yaywho looking for Taffy's phone number. I have no idea who he is or who Taffy is. And he REFUSES to believe me. He has even left phone messages. Shhhhh. . . don't tell, but I have Taffy tied up in my basement, and I have cancelled her phone privilages.

BOUNTYHUNTER -> RE: BOUNTY'S coffee shop (11/28/2007 11:40:05 AM)
I hear you girl, I have a remedy for persient phone calls.After 2 or more same people,same question they get a very loud whistle in their ears...

Aylee -> RE: BOUNTY'S coffee shop (11/28/2007 11:53:47 AM)
Yeah sure. I know that you are just like me and get your rocks off denying Taffy's number to strangers.

HotFaerieMama -> RE: BOUNTY'S coffee shop (11/28/2007 11:56:34 AM)
i need something to calm me down.. i am wayyy too hyper...

BOUNTYHUNTER -> RE: BOUNTY'S coffee shop (11/28/2007 12:03:19 PM)
How about a quick roll in the hay or two fingers of WILD TURKEY which every cum first smile...Sorry I am just in ly dirtyol' man mood this day....

Aylee -> RE: BOUNTY'S coffee shop (11/28/2007 12:05:21 PM)
I love dirty old men. Except for the creepy ones.

BOUNTYHUNTER -> RE: BOUNTY'S coffee shop (11/28/2007 12:11:51 PM)
WE do have our moments smile.....

BOUNTYHUNTER -> RE: BOUNTY'S coffee shop (11/28/2007 12:13:22 PM)
Poor taffy is chained to my bench Lord only knows what will happen to her....

batshalom -> RE: BOUNTY'S coffee shop (11/28/2007 7:10:56 PM)
~opening her new box from Stockroom~ Oh. I know what's happening to Taffy all right. We're going to need a gag for this.

Aylee -> RE: BOUNTY'S coffee shop (11/28/2007 7:13:00 PM)
batshalom. . . YOU have Taffy? Can you let the idiot know. He wants to talk to her. Thankee

BOUNTYHUNTER -> RE: BOUNTY'S coffee shop (11/28/2007 7:16:16 PM)
NO I have taffy, you can have her next week....

Aylee -> RE: BOUNTY'S coffee shop (11/28/2007 7:23:39 PM)
Oh, okay. And that phone number is 1-666-FUC-KOFF, correct? How is the sexybeast tonight, anyhow?

BOUNTYHUNTER -> RE: BOUNTY'S coffee shop (11/28/2007 7:30:13 PM)
Miserable,Diane made my favorite veggie soup and I pigged out, all bloated and excuse me but farting my ass off smiles...I shall learn one day....,

Aylee -> RE: BOUNTY'S coffee shop (11/28/2007 7:53:52 PM)
Have you tried a product called "Beano"? It might help.

BOUNTYHUNTER -> RE: BOUNTY'S coffee shop (11/28/2007 7:58:12 PM)
Yes I have tried that, I just pigged out,things are settling down at the moment...I just have to back off from my favorite dish smile.....Damm I am not a big eater just a few things I can't say no to second helpings.....

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