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BOUNTYHUNTER -> RE: BOUNTY'S coffee shop (1/19/2008 11:46:22 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MissHarlet Just so you arent licking them toads .... I hear that is definately illegal Yeper so I have heard in some parts of the world.......Who would want to lick a sticky toad...

BOUNTYHUNTER -> RE: BOUNTY'S coffee shop (1/19/2008 11:48:01 AM)
Damm I can't believe I wasted my 4000 post on a toad smile...

softness -> RE: BOUNTY'S coffee shop (1/19/2008 12:16:17 PM)
just a quick check ... is jessykapowers ... that superslave mistress from the states that runs some kind of Domme franchise??? if so ... HELLLPPP she is trying to seduce me!

MissHarlet -> RE: BOUNTY'S coffee shop (1/19/2008 12:31:14 PM)
am I supposed to understand that last post?? if so HELP I need something stronger than coffee !!

softness -> RE: BOUNTY'S coffee shop (1/19/2008 12:49:17 PM)
pats and soothes MisHarlet .. and sticks the kettle on there is this person who changes profiles a lot and generally spouts a lot of spam about her world class domination ... I think her nic is jessykapowers ... but i may be misremembering ... if its the same person ... she is trying to chat me up through CollarMe emaiils

christine1 -> RE: BOUNTY'S coffee shop (1/19/2008 9:27:16 PM)
so...a cowboy and his horse mosie up to a bar...the bartender approches the horse and says, "hey pal, why the long face?" ok sorry, that is one of my favorite jokes and i'm sure everyone has heard it a million times but there it is anyway...i just think it's hilarious, i can just see the look on the horses face! oh i'm going to get a stomach ache! anyway, i'm mosying (sp?) up to the counter and asking for a strong cup of coffee with some amaretto in it, with a glass of iced water and a plate of french toast with butter and powdered sugar. yep, that is what i definitely want tonight.....until i start craving salt, then i'll re-order of course.

Griswold -> RE: BOUNTY'S coffee shop (1/19/2008 9:34:29 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: christine1 so...a cowboy and his horse mosie up to a bar...the bartender approches the horse and says, "hey pal, why the long face?" ok sorry, that is one of my favorite jokes and i'm sure everyone has heard it a million times but there it is anyway...i just think it's hilarious, i can just see the look on the horses face! oh i'm going to get a stomach ache! anyway, i'm mosying (sp?) up to the counter and asking for a strong cup of coffee with some amaretto in it, with a glass of iced water and a plate of french toast with butter and powdered sugar. yep, that is what i definitely want tonight.....until i start craving salt, then i'll re-order of course. I know it's a cruel joke but...my favorite joke of all time still remains the one where the checker watches the customer putting all the instant meal stuff on the checkout counter...hot pockets, pizza rolls etc....checker says "I bet you're single" customer says "how'd you guess...all these microwave foods?", checker says "No....you're just really ugly".

christine1 -> RE: BOUNTY'S coffee shop (1/19/2008 9:37:43 PM)
lol, i've heard a few variations on that joke...griswold, do you need a cup of coffee? sit down next to me and we'll laugh, i promise!

sunshinemiss -> RE: BOUNTY'S coffee shop (1/19/2008 9:39:16 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: christine1 i'm mosying (sp?) up to the counter and asking for a strong cup of coffee with some amaretto in it, with a glass of iced water and a plate of french toast with butter and powdered sugar. yep, that is what i definitely want tonight.....until i start craving salt, then i'll re-order of course. Makes a strong cup of Kona coffee from Hawaii and pours it in a cup, pours a shot, nope a double shot of amaretto in it, stirs. Places a glass of iced water with a lemon wedge on top, and puts the two drinks in front of christine.... Makes french toast with a dash of vanilla - the secret to goooooood french toast - with real clarified butter, taps some powdered sugar on it, and puts a curved orange slice on the side, and a white rose in a vase nearby. There you go... *looks at Bounty... Whadya mean I don't work here? I washed my hands....

MissHarlet -> RE: BOUNTY'S coffee shop (1/19/2008 10:10:28 PM)
I will have what she is having please .... (you forgot the ugly hair net ) ..... but Im nto telling Bounty I promise !!

christine1 -> RE: BOUNTY'S coffee shop (1/19/2008 10:16:04 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sunshinemiss quote: ORIGINAL: christine1 i'm mosying (sp?) up to the counter and asking for a strong cup of coffee with some amaretto in it, with a glass of iced water and a plate of french toast with butter and powdered sugar. yep, that is what i definitely want tonight.....until i start craving salt, then i'll re-order of course. Makes a strong cup of Kona coffee from Hawaii and pours it in a cup, pours a shot, nope a double shot of amaretto in it, stirs. Places a glass of iced water with a lemon wedge on top, and puts the two drinks in front of christine.... Makes french toast with a dash of vanilla - the secret to goooooood french toast - with real clarified butter, taps some powdered sugar on it, and puts a curved orange slice on the side, and a white rose in a vase nearby. There you go... *looks at Bounty... Whadya mean I don't work here? I washed my hands.... well hell sunshine, with this kind of service i'm never going to leave! Bounty? i think she's hired!

sunshinemiss -> RE: BOUNTY'S coffee shop (1/19/2008 10:31:33 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MissHarlet I will have what she is having please .... (you forgot the ugly hair net ) ..... but Im nto telling Bounty I promise !! *nods to Miss Harlet and gets out the coffee, the ameretto, the french toast, and the water...and adds a lovely crimson rose for her table cause it will go with her nice pale skin so prettily. blushes at christine and blows kisses to Bounty... and then takes HIM a cup of coffee so he won't get his knickers in a knot.

MissHarlet -> RE: BOUNTY'S coffee shop (1/19/2008 10:33:22 PM)
thank you .. just the kind of pampering I need tonite .....

christine1 -> RE: BOUNTY'S coffee shop (1/19/2008 10:37:05 PM)
i agree missharlet....a nice place to be tonight. oh and the amaretto is making me all tingly!

KMsAngel -> RE: BOUNTY'S coffee shop (1/20/2008 5:01:09 AM)
um. some potatoe wedges with sour cream and sweet chili sauce, please? you're much better at this then bounty, please say you'll stay on, sunshine??

BOUNTYHUNTER -> RE: BOUNTY'S coffee shop (1/20/2008 7:54:32 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: softness just a quick check ... is jessykapowers ... that superslave mistress from the states that runs some kind of Domme franchise??? if so ... HELLLPPP she is trying to seduce me! Hang in there softness ol' bounty will save ya...

BOUNTYHUNTER -> RE: BOUNTY'S coffee shop (1/20/2008 7:56:42 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MissHarlet am I supposed to understand that last post?? if so HELP I need something stronger than coffee !! IT easY MISS H jessica IS TRYING TO GRAB THAT SWEET BODY,WE CAN'T LET THAT CYBER FREAK GET AWAY WITH GROPING MY PATRONS...

BOUNTYHUNTER -> RE: BOUNTY'S coffee shop (1/20/2008 8:00:05 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Griswold quote: ORIGINAL: christine1 so...a cowboy and his horse mosie up to a bar...the bartender approches the horse and says, "hey pal, why the long face?" ok sorry, that is one of my favorite jokes and i'm sure everyone has heard it a million times but there it is anyway...i just think it's hilarious, i can just see the look on the horses face! oh i'm going to get a stomach ache! anyway, i'm mosying (sp?) up to the counter and asking for a strong cup of coffee with some amaretto in it, with a glass of iced water and a plate of french toast with butter and powdered sugar. yep, that is what i definitely want tonight.....until i start craving salt, then i'll re-order of course. I know it's a cruel joke but...my favorite joke of all time still remains the one where the checker watches the customer putting all the instant meal stuff on the checkout counter...hot pockets, pizza rolls etc....checker says "I bet you're single" customer says "how'd you guess...all these microwave foods?", checker says "No....you're just really ugly". Thats funny or maybe he was an unlucky cuss and married for love instead of a great cook.....

BOUNTYHUNTER -> RE: BOUNTY'S coffee shop (1/20/2008 8:02:07 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sunshinemiss quote: ORIGINAL: MissHarlet I will have what she is having please .... (you forgot the ugly hair net ) ..... but Im nto telling Bounty I promise !! *nods to Miss Harlet and gets out the coffee, the ameretto, the french toast, and the water...and adds a lovely crimson rose for her table cause it will go with her nice pale skin so prettily. blushes at christine and blows kisses to Bounty... and then takes HIM a cup of coffee so he won't get his knickers in a knot. TY sunshine but you must know by now I go cammando,nothing but shik tight jeans no kinckers of any sort...

BOUNTYHUNTER -> RE: BOUNTY'S coffee shop (1/20/2008 8:03:23 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: KMsAngel um. some potatoe wedges with sour cream and sweet chili sauce, please? you're much better at this then bounty, please say you'll stay on, sunshine?? HUMMMMM yes I need some good help after kitten deserted me for another thread smile...

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