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VampiresLair -> RE: BOUNTY'S coffee shop (10/18/2008 7:15:12 PM)

That might be a good start... is it served with a knife and fork?




BOUNTYHUNTER -> RE: BOUNTY'S coffee shop (10/18/2008 7:17:31 PM)

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ORIGINAL: VampiresLair

That might be a good start... is it served with a knife and fork?


Both would be a good choice...lol




sunshinemiss -> RE: BOUNTY'S coffee shop (10/18/2008 7:35:22 PM)

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ORIGINAL: dreamofthemoon

Hiya, sunshine!

Now, what about the cheese? [>:]


I thought the moon was made of cheese, but I might have been dreaming....

oooo I crack me up!




sunshinemiss -> RE: BOUNTY'S coffee shop (10/18/2008 7:37:31 PM)

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ORIGINAL: VampiresLair

That might be a good start... is it served with a knife and fork?


DV!!! You put me in your sig line!   oooo I am famous now... or is that infamous?




VampiresLair -> RE: BOUNTY'S coffee shop (10/18/2008 7:45:45 PM)

The answer is yes... its famous, and infamous.
Talk impolitely to me baby




BOUNTYHUNTER -> RE: BOUNTY'S coffee shop (10/19/2008 4:19:17 AM)

Morning all the coffee is fresh and so am I smile, I kept telling theses deer hunters about my biting dogs and this morning several of them found out what I was talking about lol..About 4 am OL" Zeak our working dog woke me wanting to go out, so I let him and the girls out and just about fell back to sleep when I heard a truck pull up and my baby sleeply said you had better tell them boys the dogs are out,smileing to my self I told her I would take care of it...two good ol' boys ingoring the signs pounced right thur the front gate headed for the door when Zeak bit one and little Pooh sailed into the other one,So the long and the short of the story word will get around about the bad ol' boy and his bad ol' dogs down the road..AS they left I told them my dogs don't play fair smile..Nither do I lol..




sunshinemiss -> RE: BOUNTY'S coffee shop (10/19/2008 7:39:42 AM)

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ORIGINAL: VampiresLair

The answer is yes... its famous, and infamous.
Talk impolitely to me baby


Joo are a  nasty bad girl and I am going to do *mumble grumble spanish slang* to joo, and your little fox too!!!




sunshinemiss -> RE: BOUNTY'S coffee shop (10/19/2008 7:43:13 AM)

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ORIGINAL: BOUNTYHUNTER

.About 4 am OL" Zeak our working dog woke me wanting to go out, so I let him and the girls out and just about fell back to sleep... I told them my dogs don't play fair smile..Nither do I lol..


Bounty, you are right!  You don't play fair, making your slaves pee outside at four a.m. when the dew is still on the grass and they get wet bums.  You probably make them drink from a garden hose too!!!

*leaves some lil foodies out for Bounty's poor helpless lil slaves...

[sm=chug.gif][sm=candles.gif][sm=pigsfly.gif][sm=popcorn.gif][sm=ubanana.gif]

*If we catch that pig we can have pork chops.




sunshinemiss -> RE: BOUNTY'S coffee shop (10/19/2008 7:50:56 AM)

oh my god... I'm reading the subbie mafia thread... how did I miss that?  Anybody know if I can get to be one of them?  I mean I may be sweet and all that and you know... the "voice of reason" but doesn't the mafia need a consiglieri or something?  Who do I talk to?  I know... WANDERS, she's the godmother.... lemme go check on something and see if I can get a moment of her time...

oh lord, where was I ?  I must have been in Korea or something.  There's a mafia there... a big one... And I have a tattoo.  You gotta have a tattoo if you are in the mafia, right? 

That a good enough speech?

oh ok... see y'all soon  Here's some butterfinger bars for breakfast... Oh wait, that's butter on MY fingers... ummmm baby ruth?  No, we don't talk about ums here... snickers?  Oh  that's perfect!  Yep snickers for breaky.





lusciouslips19 -> RE: BOUNTY'S coffee shop (10/19/2008 8:04:39 AM)


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ORIGINAL: sunshinemiss

oh my god... I'm reading the subbie mafia thread... how did I miss that?  Anybody know if I can get to be one of them?  I mean I may be sweet and all that and you know... the "voice of reason" but doesn't the mafia need a consiglieri or something?  Who do I talk to?  I know... WANDERS, she's the godmother.... lemme go check on something and see if I can get a moment of her time...

oh lord, where was I ?  I must have been in Korea or something.  There's a mafia there... a big one... And I have a tattoo.  You gotta have a tattoo if you are in the mafia, right? 

That a good enough speech?

oh ok... see y'all soon  Here's some butterfinger bars for breakfast... Oh wait, that's butter on MY fingers... ummmm baby ruth?  No, we don't talk about ums here... snickers?  Oh  that's perfect!  Yep snickers for breaky.




Can ya shut down the young whiny male dominants and throw them to the subbie mafia where we all have a feeding frenzy?




sunshinemiss -> RE: BOUNTY'S coffee shop (10/19/2008 8:07:09 AM)

Girl, did I knot tell you that I was taught how to do bad things to people by the Chicago police (this is a true story) and how to defend myself by the New York Police?  girl... they know ALLLLLLLLLLLL the tricks.

Oh heck yeah honey, and I worked for lawyers for ages... I'm the right mix of ... you know... brain and brawn and slut and nastiness.   I wrote a note to the godmother and am awaiting her approval... heh




lusciouslips19 -> RE: BOUNTY'S coffee shop (10/19/2008 8:12:46 AM)


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ORIGINAL: sunshinemiss

Girl, did I knot tell you that I was taught how to do bad things to people by the Chicago police (this is a true story) and how to defend myself by the New York Police?  girl... they know ALLLLLLLLLLLL the tricks.

Oh heck yeah honey, and I worked for lawyers for ages... I'm the right mix of ... you know... brain and brawn and slut and nastiness.   I wrote a note to the godmother and am awaiting her approval... heh



I dunno, i have always been a self appointed charter member of the WAC and the Subbie Maffia. Whassa madda you, can self appoint like duh rest of dem? Since you're my sista, i figure as a legend they HAVE to let ya in. Or you can be brazen like me and self appoint. Usually it comes about when you are part of the thread that the term is coined from.

love
lushy
(proud member of the Womens auxillary club and card carrying member of the Subbie maffia)




sunshinemiss -> RE: BOUNTY'S coffee shop (10/19/2008 9:01:37 AM)

oooo... you think?  what I gotta self appoint, folks aren't gonna come around nad you know, snag me and say SLUT YOU BELONG HERE!




Hanable -> RE: BOUNTY'S coffee shop (10/19/2008 9:42:27 AM)

so.. whats on the menu at bounties today? im hungry.

H >:)




VampireKittenJaq -> RE: BOUNTY'S coffee shop (10/19/2008 10:02:01 AM)


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ORIGINAL: BOUNTYHUNTER

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ORIGINAL: VampireKittenJaq


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ORIGINAL: BOUNTYHUNTER

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ORIGINAL: VampireKittenJaq

its not going to be a velcro collar Sir.

lordy you worry to much.


You suppose that why my hair is turning silver lol... 


yea you big ol worry wart :P
and thats why your joints and such dont like ya either



Ohhh so now you are worrying about my 'joints' how cute..My joints are fine thank you very much lol...


LOL well then whats all these surgries your getting




sunshinemiss -> RE: BOUNTY'S coffee shop (10/19/2008 11:07:49 AM)

it's cause he slips on the pee of his slaves that have to go outside in the cold wet weather and pee at four a.m. and he's a big ole mean man that life is biting in the butt.   yep.  it's twue


Here's some special angel food cake for Mr. Bounty.. you needs it




sunshinemiss -> RE: BOUNTY'S coffee shop (10/19/2008 2:38:50 PM)

pulls Bounty's off page 2 before he sees it lost amongst the "stuff"




sunshinemiss -> RE: BOUNTY'S coffee shop (10/19/2008 4:02:45 PM)

yells in the all alone room....
Hello
hello
jello
jello
bellow
bellow...
 




BOUNTYHUNTER -> RE: BOUNTY'S coffee shop (10/19/2008 4:21:55 PM)

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ORIGINAL: sunshinemiss

it's cause he slips on the pee of his slaves that have to go outside in the cold wet weather and pee at four a.m. and he's a big ole mean man that life is biting in the butt.   yep.  it's twue


Here's some special angel food cake for Mr. Bounty.. you needs it



I don'y know what you have been smokin' but I would sure love some... 




BOUNTYHUNTER -> RE: BOUNTY'S coffee shop (10/19/2008 4:24:09 PM)

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ORIGINAL: VampireKittenJaq


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ORIGINAL: BOUNTYHUNTER

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ORIGINAL: VampireKittenJaq


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ORIGINAL: BOUNTYHUNTER

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ORIGINAL: VampireKittenJaq

its not going to be a velcro collar Sir.

lordy you worry to much.


You suppose that why my hair is turning silver lol... 


yea you big ol worry wart :P
and thats why your joints and such dont like ya either



Ohhh so now you are worrying about my 'joints' how cute..My joints are fine thank you very much lol...


LOL well then whats all these surgries your getting


Yeper I have a few aches and pains, primarly from serve my country protecting little wenches like you to say what ever you feel like saying, now go away and don't cum back until you can respect your elders..... 




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