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lusciouslips19 -> RE: BOUNTY'S coffee shop (11/6/2008 7:06:44 AM)

Wooo hooo. Can I have a badge and a gun? Warden taught me to shoot about a month ago.




GOLDENDOM -> RE: BOUNTY'S coffee shop (11/6/2008 7:13:16 AM)

Walks on deck,takes a seat,i'll have a cup, hot and black if you please, do you take plastic here?




GOLDENDOM -> RE: BOUNTY'S coffee shop (11/6/2008 7:14:39 AM)

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ORIGINAL: lusciouslips19

Wooo hooo. Can I have a badge and a gun? Warden taught me to shoot about a month ago.


What women with guns, Maybe a flack jacket is in order here!!




VirginPotty -> RE: BOUNTY'S coffee shop (11/6/2008 7:27:09 AM)

[sm=afraid.gif]Eeeeek, Lushy AND Christine w/firearms????????????????????????? 
Guess I'll be wearing a bullet proof vest when I deliver the flowers if Mr. B allows this!!





lusciouslips19 -> RE: BOUNTY'S coffee shop (11/6/2008 8:33:38 AM)


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ORIGINAL: VirginPotty

[sm=afraid.gif]Eeeeek, Lushy AND Christine w/firearms????????????????????????? 
Guess I'll be wearing a bullet proof vest when I deliver the flowers if Mr. B allows this!!




Don't worry sweetie. For you just a pin to pop those balloons!




VirginPotty -> RE: BOUNTY'S coffee shop (11/6/2008 9:09:57 AM)

Then you'll give me the pin so I can pop yours, right???? [:D]




IAMChristine -> RE: BOUNTY'S coffee shop (11/6/2008 9:16:12 AM)

i have to admit, i've never even held a gun before rofl.  don't give me one!   instead, just hand me some road tar and a 24 oz. porterhouse would do just fine.  hell, my appetite is back again i think.




lusciouslips19 -> RE: BOUNTY'S coffee shop (11/6/2008 9:17:49 AM)


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ORIGINAL: IAMChristine

i have to admit, i've never even held a gun before rofl.  don't give me one!   instead, just hand me some road tar and a 24 oz. porterhouse would do just fine.  hell, my appetite is back again i think.


Dang, i cant believe the utah girl who's not about to defend herself with a rolling pin ain't never shot a gun and the jewish liberal from chicago HAS!!!!




VirginPotty -> RE: BOUNTY'S coffee shop (11/6/2008 9:20:18 AM)

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ORIGINAL: IAMChristine

i have to admit, i've never even held a gun before rofl.  don't give me one!   instead, just hand me some road tar and a 24 oz. porterhouse would do just fine.  hell, my appetite is back again i think.


Side order of KFC gravy & a bowl of pork rinds to accompany that???




lusciouslips19 -> RE: BOUNTY'S coffee shop (11/6/2008 9:23:44 AM)


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ORIGINAL: VirginPotty

Then you'll give me the pin so I can pop yours, right???? [:D]


[sm=noway.gif]




CFslaves -> RE: BOUNTY'S coffee shop (11/6/2008 9:23:50 AM)


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ORIGINAL: sunshinemiss

Hey there ...
Well Mr. Bounty, sigh.  My car broke down in Kentucky, and Master came down to pick me up (claiming his property my girlfriend says) ... The car is gonna need a new engine.  Nothing that anyone could have known would happen.  Sigh.  So I'm in Ohio, they are working my butt off... See, no more bum...[sm=ass.gif]
But I feel good.  They are taking really good care of me, and I'm still allowed to flirt to high heaven with you (I asked). 

So in celebration, steak and eggs for breaky to add to whatever that darling potty brings. 

Have a great day!
sunshine


sorry for the break down sunshine and where at in KY might i ask.




SimplyMichael -> RE: BOUNTY'S coffee shop (11/6/2008 9:24:48 AM)

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ORIGINAL: lusciouslips19


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ORIGINAL: IAMChristine

i have to admit, i've never even held a gun before rofl.  don't give me one!   instead, just hand me some road tar and a 24 oz. porterhouse would do just fine.  hell, my appetite is back again i think.


Dang, i cant believe the utah girl who's not about to defend herself with a rolling pin ain't never shot a gun and the jewish liberal from chicago HAS!!!!


My wonderful ex girlfriend was a VERY liberal, animal rights etc Jewish intellectual of the first order, raised in Berkeley, etc.  That woman owned guns BEFORE I met her and was a target shooter of the first order.  I remember one time we were shooting machineguns with friends and someone had brought a big WWII German belt fed MG42 on a tripod, complete with the optics.  Now this is one of the fastest firing machineguns around, 1,200 rounds a minute.  Most guys were just blasting away at the hillside enjoying the roar of the gun.  NOT HER. She would squeeze of a very short burst, dial that scope in until one of the man targets was dialed in and then ROAAAAR and it would evaporate in a cloud of dust, then on to the next one.  Most of the guys kept a bit of distance after that, despite her rather spectacular cleavage (and no it wasn't BSB, who I just realize I have never gone shooting with...hhmmm).  I also remember her shooting a silenced Sten that ran away (meaning the sear wouldn't catch and letting go of the trigger didn't stop it from firing) and boy did she handle that well.

Nah, women shoot better than men if well trained and there are plenty of Jews AND liberals with lots and lots of guns.




lusciouslips19 -> RE: BOUNTY'S coffee shop (11/6/2008 9:40:13 AM)


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ORIGINAL: SimplyMichael

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ORIGINAL: lusciouslips19


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ORIGINAL: IAMChristine

i have to admit, i've never even held a gun before rofl.  don't give me one!   instead, just hand me some road tar and a 24 oz. porterhouse would do just fine.  hell, my appetite is back again i think.


Dang, i cant believe the utah girl who's not about to defend herself with a rolling pin ain't never shot a gun and the jewish liberal from chicago HAS!!!!


My wonderful ex girlfriend was a VERY liberal, animal rights etc Jewish intellectual of the first order, raised in Berkeley, etc.  That woman owned guns BEFORE I met her and was a target shooter of the first order.  I remember one time we were shooting machineguns with friends and someone had brought a big WWII German belt fed MG42 on a tripod, complete with the optics.  Now this is one of the fastest firing machineguns around, 1,200 rounds a minute.  Most guys were just blasting away at the hillside enjoying the roar of the gun.  NOT HER. She would squeeze of a very short burst, dial that scope in until one of the man targets was dialed in and then ROAAAAR and it would evaporate in a cloud of dust, then on to the next one.  Most of the guys kept a bit of distance after that, despite her rather spectacular cleavage (and no it wasn't BSB, who I just realize I have never gone shooting with...hhmmm).  I also remember her shooting a silenced Sten that ran away (meaning the sear wouldn't catch and letting go of the trigger didn't stop it from firing) and boy did she handle that well.

Nah, women shoot better than men if well trained and there are plenty of Jews AND liberals with lots and lots of guns.


Ooooooooooh. Does this mean I have the ability to excite you? [sm=blasted.gif]
Feel the tingle! [:D]




IAMChristine -> RE: BOUNTY'S coffee shop (11/6/2008 10:16:09 AM)

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ORIGINAL: lusciouslips19


quote:

ORIGINAL: IAMChristine

i have to admit, i've never even held a gun before rofl.  don't give me one!   instead, just hand me some road tar and a 24 oz. porterhouse would do just fine.  hell, my appetite is back again i think.


Dang, i cant believe the utah girl who's not about to defend herself with a rolling pin ain't never shot a gun and the jewish liberal from chicago HAS!!!!


well, it's not long off for me, i'm looking into shooting lessons and a gun safety course.  i just need to find a gun that is pink lol.  do you think they make pink street sweepers? 




lusciouslips19 -> RE: BOUNTY'S coffee shop (11/6/2008 10:27:44 AM)

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well, it's not long off for me, i'm looking into shooting lessons and a gun safety course.  i just need to find a gun that is pink lol.  do you think they make pink street sweepers? 


Contrary to popular belief, the little pink ones are harder to operate. The 45 was the easiest for me to handle. Its easier to control.




IAMChristine -> RE: BOUNTY'S coffee shop (11/6/2008 10:33:18 AM)

well, i just need one that will match the pink cowboy boots i'm going to buy myself when i get to my goal weight.  go me!




Dnomyar -> RE: BOUNTY'S coffee shop (11/6/2008 10:48:47 AM)

Get the weapon and I will paint it pink for you.




Aylee -> RE: BOUNTY'S coffee shop (11/6/2008 11:25:29 AM)

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ORIGINAL: IAMChristine

quote:

ORIGINAL: lusciouslips19


quote:

ORIGINAL: IAMChristine

i have to admit, i've never even held a gun before rofl.  don't give me one!   instead, just hand me some road tar and a 24 oz. porterhouse would do just fine.  hell, my appetite is back again i think.


Dang, i cant believe the utah girl who's not about to defend herself with a rolling pin ain't never shot a gun and the jewish liberal from chicago HAS!!!!


well, it's not long off for me, i'm looking into shooting lessons and a gun safety course.  i just need to find a gun that is pink lol.  do you think they make pink street sweepers? 


Yes, they have pink guns.  A friend's daughter has a pink .22, and if you search around online you can find about any caliber and style in pink.  I am not sure that I am familiar with the term "street sweeper," but then again I do not tend to use slang when refering to firearms. 




HotFaerieMama -> RE: BOUNTY'S coffee shop (11/6/2008 11:31:54 AM)

*wanders in* .. soo how is everyone ? i'm trying to wait patiently for Feb. but its hard.... 




IAMChristine -> RE: BOUNTY'S coffee shop (11/6/2008 11:34:36 AM)

aylee...the term street sweeper is the name of a gun.  i really don't think i need one of those for anything unless i want to blast my laundry pile to bits.




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