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DianeB269 -> It broke off in his butt (7/4/2007 6:46:13 AM)
Lastnight, 10 minutes into a strapon session/scene my strapon broke off in my subs butt. He started going crazy cuz, I couldn't get it out right away. I told him to relax. He did and it fell out. To make a long story short, check latex starpons for cracks around the base of it before play begins. Diane

LadyEllen -> RE: It broke off in his butt (7/4/2007 7:00:48 AM)
Must......resist.......making...... jokes........ E

DianeB269 -> RE: It broke off in his butt (7/4/2007 7:03:57 AM)
I thought it was funny but, he didn't think so. Diane

LadyEllen -> RE: It broke off in his butt (7/4/2007 7:06:10 AM)
Well, it has be better to have let the thing pass. Damnit! Sorry - just cant help it E

stockingluvr54 -> RE: It broke off in his butt (7/4/2007 7:08:20 AM)
Christ! Haven't even finished my first cup of coffee and I read this? Lmao...!!!!

Level -> RE: It broke off in his butt (7/4/2007 7:09:53 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyEllen Well, it has be better to have let the thing pass. Damnit! Sorry - just cant help it E LOL [:)]

DianeB269 -> RE: It broke off in his butt (7/4/2007 7:12:04 AM)
I wish I got it on video.[:D] Diane

DianeB269 -> RE: It broke off in his butt (7/4/2007 7:16:40 AM)
He was running around the house like a chicken with it's head cut off 'til it fell out. Diane

LadyEllen -> RE: It broke off in his butt (7/4/2007 7:18:10 AM)
Oh alright..how about - "sounds like one heck of a cock up" "what a pain in the arse" there's more, but I'll spare you E

lighthearted -> RE: It broke off in his butt (7/4/2007 7:19:19 AM)
he probably knew he was going to be the butt of many jokes. (I'm sorry. I just have no self control.)

DianeB269 -> RE: It broke off in his butt (7/4/2007 7:21:26 AM)
Keep the jokes coming cuz, I'm gonna make him read this thread later. Diane

lighthearted -> RE: It broke off in his butt (7/4/2007 7:28:30 AM)
what goes up, must come down. now I will stop!

lighthearted -> RE: It broke off in his butt (7/4/2007 7:30:11 AM)
one more: Steve McCroskey: Johnny, what can you make out of this? Johnny: This? Why, I can make a hat or a brooch or a pterodactyl...

Donnalee -> RE: It broke off in his butt (7/4/2007 7:31:54 AM)
ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!! Did you punishing him for breaking your toy??? Thats rich.. Where is the darn video when you need it!

julietsierra -> RE: It broke off in his butt (7/4/2007 7:31:59 AM)
Please tell him I'm sorry this happened to him. It must've been a real pain in the ass. juliet

LadyEllen -> RE: It broke off in his butt (7/4/2007 7:32:55 AM)
Brings a whole new meaning to the notion of breaking off mid session..... E

stockingluvr54 -> RE: It broke off in his butt (7/4/2007 7:46:41 AM)
"It all comes out in the end"

Lashra -> RE: It broke off in his butt (7/4/2007 7:48:37 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyEllen Well, it has be better to have let the thing pass. Damnit! Sorry - just cant help it E Haha LadyEllen your too much [:D] OP I can imagine that your sub was frightened and I hope that he is ok. Keeping him calm was the best thing you could have done. ~Lashra

LadyEllen -> RE: It broke off in his butt (7/4/2007 7:49:04 AM)
The other evening, strap on tied I took my subby for a ride But soon we heard this eery snap That sent him into quite a flap "Its broken off!" he moaned and cried And sure enough it was inside I could have laughed, but that were cruel Instead I searched round for a tool To extricate it, get it out But all his running had no doubt Loosened it, and out it popped Straight onto the floor it flopped The lesson here is check your toys Before you use them on your boys E

DianeB269 -> RE: It broke off in his butt (7/4/2007 7:54:07 AM)
I love it!!!![:D] I thought about using a corkscrew. Diane

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