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Boiled Eggs - 7/12/2007 1:25:34 AM

sirjohn666

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I have read recently in a fetish magazine the use of boiled egg being inserted into a subs back passage, obviously you allow the egg to go cold, but has anybody ever tried it and apart from the possible dangers, can anybody advise on the subject.

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RE: Boiled Eggs - 7/12/2007 2:31:33 AM

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Curious as to why, Sir John, you're just asking dominas this question.

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RE: Boiled Eggs - 7/12/2007 6:29:12 AM

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we had a similar thread on this... I believe the general consensus was "not good" regardless as to cooked or uncooked.... front or back...

http://www.collarchat.com/m_707770/mpage_1/key_nesting/tm.htm

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RE: Boiled Eggs - 7/12/2007 6:33:13 AM

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What about a boiled egg without the shell?

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RE: Boiled Eggs - 7/12/2007 6:48:43 AM

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What came first, the chicken or the submissive?

So if you shake your submissive, do you get scrambled eggs?

This cracks me up.

Not eggsactly my fetish

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RE: Boiled Eggs - 7/12/2007 6:52:09 AM

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My question is WHY? There are so many wonderful things made for this.

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RE: Boiled Eggs - 7/12/2007 7:02:06 AM

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I have found that I can determine my take on whether something is a good idea to try out by one simple test... Is this something that I would have done to myself?

So in this case... would I feel good about an egg being stuck up my waazooo?

Let someone try.... & live!!

I don't give a cluck if it is cooked, uncooked, shelled or unshelled.

Like Dianna just pointed out... WHY??
There are plenty of funky-cool things out there.

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RE: Boiled Eggs - 7/12/2007 9:14:38 AM

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chia, that was an simply ineggscusably( inexcusably) bad pun. Bad Boy! No scrambled for you!

Anyone who tries that with me will be missing body parts. I ain't putting anything there that wasn't made to go there!

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RE: Boiled Eggs - 7/12/2007 1:03:10 PM

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ORIGINAL: Trampler

chia, that was an simply ineggscusably( inexcusably) bad pun. Bad Boy! No scrambled for you!

Anyone who tries that with me will be missing body parts. I ain't putting anything there that wasn't made to go there!

EGGZACTLY!!!!!!

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RE: Boiled Eggs - 7/12/2007 5:56:33 PM

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How odd. I've never heard of this practice.

Are you sure you're not thinking of inserting a soft-boiled egg between the buttocks but not into the anus, while telling the bottom that it's a raw egg and that he mustn't crush it? I'm familiar with that, and it's a nice way to keep predicament bondage interesting without making failure quite as messy.

Alternatively, there are insertables and vibrators that are egg-shaped, although not egg-like.

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RE: Boiled Eggs - 7/12/2007 6:32:37 PM

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PairOfDimes, i think you're on to something. More than likely a vibrating egg, rather than hard-boiled.

The whole egg thing reminds me of a true story a friend told me that is rather fascinating.

My friend worked as a prostitute in Manhattan for about a year when she was in her 20's. Her favorite john was an extremely wealthy man. Her favorite because he paid her $1000 and she never had to have sex with him.

He called about once a month and sent a limosine to pick her up and take her to a Park Avenue mansion. A butler answers the door. She is led to an elaborate dining room where her client sits in the dark. In the center of the room is a long table. On the table is a single china plate bearing an egg.

They talk for a few minutes. Chat about trivial things. He sits in a dark corner of the room. She never sees his face.

When he is finally ready to begin, she removes her clothes down to lingerie, garter belts, stockings and heels. Then she takes the egg, and begins rolling it back and forth across the table. She starts out rolling it just a few inches - hand to hand. He tells her to continually distance her hands wider apart. The egg rolls farther and farther aross the table. She hears the man masturbating.

Eventually the man says, "NOW!" And she lets the egg roll off the edge of the table. Like Humpty Dumpty it hits the ground with a crack. Simultaneous with the egg hitting the floor - she hears the man gasp and moan as he orgasms.

Sometimes the egg is fresh. Some times it is hard-boiled. She could never figure out the significance of how the egg is prepared.

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RE: Boiled Eggs - 7/12/2007 6:42:27 PM

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lol interesting story..and experience I bet.

I don't know I just can't imagine having an egg stuck up there ..not that I'm into anal at all...but if I was..I think I'd feel too much like a hen.

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RE: Boiled Eggs - 7/12/2007 7:59:34 PM

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I would have to cry "red" if Daddy wanted to put an egg with a shell up my ass - too sharp, too likely to cut the tender inner bits. However, if he wanted to boil an egg and put it up there, I'd just ask that he please put it in a condom first so it was easily fetched back out. And I'd much prefer using a marble egg in a condom, as the sensation would be stronger.

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RE: Boiled Eggs - 7/13/2007 7:43:40 AM

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Don't know why We are being asked, however I will respond as the Police Officer I once was--NOT everything that goes in---comes out willingly.

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