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They're for what? - 6/13/2004 9:25:25 PM

Natassia 74

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Hello everyone, I know this is an older joke, but I still like it.

Two little old ladies in their nineties are standing around outside their nursing home having a cigarette. Suddenly, it starts pouring rain, and one of the women pulls a condom out of her pocket and places her cigarettes inside. She then ties the top of the condom up, and places it back in her pocket. Meanwhile her friend, who was quite facinated by this, asked her what it was. The woman told her that it was a condom, and that she always uses them to keep her cigarettes dry just in case it rains. She then explained that if the other woman wanted some, all she had to do was go to the local pharmacy and ask the pharmacist for some. The next day, the other women went to the neighbourhood pharmacist and asked him for a pack of condoms. The pharmacist smiled (after all she was quite old) and asked her what brand and size of condoms she wanted. The woman then replied that she didn't care what brand they were, as long as they were big enough to fit a camel.

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RE: Old Ladies are for what? - 6/14/2004 8:58:27 AM

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hehe, old lady joke time...

A man decides to have a face lift for his birthday. He spends $5,000 and feels really good about the results. On his way home he stops at a news stand and buys a paper. Before leaving he says to the sales clerk, "I hope you don't mind me asking, but how old do you think I am?" "About 35," was the reply. "I'm actually 47," the man says, feeling really happy. After that, he goes into McDonald's for lunch, and asks the order taker the same question, to which the reply is, "Oh you look about 29". "I am actually 47". This makes him feel really great.

While standing at the bus stop he asks an old lady the same question. She replies, "I am 85 years old and my eyesight is going. But when I was young there was a sure fire way of telling a man's age. If I put my hand down your pants and play with your balls for ten minutes, I will be able to tell your exact age." As there was no one around, the man thought what the hell and let her slip her hand down his pants. Ten minutes later the old lady says, "OK, it's done. You are 47." Stunned, the man says, "That was brilliant! How did you do that?" The old lady replies, "I was standing behind you in McDonald's."

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