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INVENTIVEMASTER -> RE: 13 Things You Wouldn't Know Without Movies... (9/17/2007 3:00:55 AM)
How come Lois Lane (Brilliant Investigative Journalist) can't work out two men she knows intimately, claiming to be good friends and party to each others secrets, yet never seen together. The only difference being a pair of fake glasses

MissMagnolia -> RE: 13 Things You Wouldn't Know Without Movies... (9/17/2007 3:43:41 AM)
How come women who are petrified and running from police, spies, assassins, etc, jumping through fifth storey plate glass windows and off bridges, ALWAYS wear tight skirts and 6 inch heels but never fall over?

came4U -> RE: 13 Things You Wouldn't Know Without Movies... (9/17/2007 3:51:49 AM)
The bad guy always has the good guy at a disadvantage and can easily kill him, but not before he discloses all of his planning for his crimes and his future plans to follow through and carry them out. The good guy has time for someone to save him or to escape during this 'confession'.

INVENTIVEMASTER -> RE: 13 Things You Wouldn't Know Without Movies... (9/17/2007 4:27:35 AM)
How come New York cab drivers are either overwieight, misirable and white. Or Skinny, hyperactive and black

HotFaerieMama -> RE: 13 Things You Wouldn't Know Without Movies... (9/18/2007 10:04:41 PM)
why do the dumb usually blonde women die first? i am a woman ( and not blonde) in a move esp. a horror movie i would be kickin ass and surviving not .dying

YourhandMyAss -> RE: 13 Things You Wouldn't Know Without Movies... (9/18/2007 10:29:54 PM)
Or when the baby comes out it's gonna be perfectly clean lol. quote: ORIGINAL: MissMagnolia A woman can be in labour for 32 hours and still have perfect hair and make up.

HotFaerieMama -> RE: 13 Things You Wouldn't Know Without Movies... (9/18/2007 10:54:27 PM)
yeah.. why can't they show a more realistic birth in movies

jesiul -> RE: 13 Things You Wouldn't Know Without Movies... (10/17/2007 1:29:44 PM)
Why do movies towels always stay in place? Why do the victims in horror movies stand around and keep saying "Hello?"

RosesHaveThorns -> RE: 13 Things You Wouldn't Know Without Movies... (10/17/2007 2:06:19 PM)
If you are a virgin in a horror movie, whatever you do, don't have sex. If you are not a virgin, you'll probably die anyway, so might as well bang another hot non-virgin before you die!

satyrsnymph28 -> RE: 13 Things You Wouldn't Know Without Movies... (10/17/2007 2:10:38 PM)
I posted this just a couple days ago...

seeksfemslave -> RE: 13 Things You Wouldn't Know Without Movies... (10/17/2007 4:24:09 PM)
Hilarious. Having been shot by the bad guy the number 2 good guy always turns his best profile to the camera looks at the number 1 good guy and utters some poignant remark before making a quick exit to a better place. Having lived the life of Riley, from that moment we all know the bad guy's days are numbered. Perry Mason always has an irritating smirk on his his face, almost as tho' he knows he is going to win the case before we do..

eyeh8f8 -> RE: 13 Things You Wouldn't Know Without Movies... (10/17/2007 11:32:30 PM)
You can never use the same idea enough. Chuck Norris jokes are stupid but apparently supposed to be addicting Video Games and Movies rarely blend well Your stupid for watching Adam Sandler and Jim Carey movies because the same old juoekes are repackaged as much as Michael Jackson Star Wars was good in the 70's but George Lucas sucked in the new millenium. The fact is the story was good but we already knew what was gonna happen and expected something better.

EPGAH -> RE: 13 Things You Wouldn't Know Without Movies... (10/18/2007 12:09:04 AM)
I had a list of 40-some "laws" of movies I had gotten from another humor newsgroup...I'll see if I can find it and post it, how's that?

Silvar -> RE: 13 Things You Wouldn't Know Without Movies... (10/18/2007 6:18:20 AM)
1. How do the protagonists in the film survive an attack on a city from an overgrown gorilla, giant robots, ancient dragons, or the state puff marshmallow man with only bruises and a smudged face? 2. Why do bad guys "monologue" the good guys about their evil plans, which gives enough time for the good guy to either a) escape, or b) retaliate? 3. Why do the bombs in buildings Always go off right when the protagonists are several yards away, and after doing a dramatic slow-motion jump? 4. When a gun fight starts anywhere in the film, the bad and good guys always have enough ammo on themselves, or can find a loaded gun nearby, to last them to the end of the fight? 5. How does a T-rex get through a door designed for humans to bite down on raptors? O.o [sm=smile.gif]

Saratov -> RE: 13 Things You Wouldn't Know Without Movies... (10/18/2007 7:37:09 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: INVENTIVEMASTER How come New York cab drivers are either overwieight, misirable and white. Or Skinny, hyperactive and black [sm=idea.gif]Seems to me a large percentage of them these days are mid-eastern/indian(india).

MiGTeK -> RE: 13 Things You Wouldn't Know Without Movies... (10/18/2007 10:25:48 AM)
Computers, and especially laptops, always emit enough light to eb able to clearly see everyone in the room around them, and the text on the screen is big enough and contrasty enough to be readable on someone's face. Everyone, from the hacker geek to the international corporation uses the same storage media, and it's never something simple like a cd, floppy disk, or flash drive. Not one company in the world uses a common operating system like windows on it's workstations. (though this might well be true)

LadyLegs -> RE: 13 Things You Wouldn't Know Without Movies... (10/18/2007 5:19:01 PM)
When not closely observed, objects can randomly appear & disappear or rotate.

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