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13 Things You Wouldn't Know Without Movies... - 7/13/2007 7:04:55 PM

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13 Things You Wouldn't Know Without Movies

1. It is always possible to park directly outside any building you are visiting.

2. A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty.

3. If you decide to start dancing in the street, everyone you bump into will know all the steps.

4. Most laptop computers are powerful enough to override the communication systems of any invading alien civilization.

5. It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts - your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessors.

6. When a person is knocked unconscious by a blow to the head, they will never suffer a concussion or brain damage.

7. No one involved in a car chase, hijacking, explosion, volcanic eruption or alien invasion will ever go into shock.

8. Police Departments give their officers personality tests to make sure they are deliberately assigned a partner who is their total opposite.

9. When they are alone, all foreigners prefer to speak English to each other.

10. You can always find a chainsaw when you need one.

11. Any lock can be picked by a credit card or a paper clip in seconds, unless it's the door to a burning building with a child trapped inside.

12. An electric fence, powerful enough to kill a dinosaur will cause no lasting damage to an eight-year-old child.

13. Television news bulletins usually contain a story that affects you personally at that precise moment you turn the television on.

RE: 13 Things You Wouldn't Know Without Movies... - 7/13/2007 8:01:44 PM

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HAAAA!!! I love it!!! (love movies too!) ;) :D

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RE: 13 Things You Wouldn't Know Without Movies... - 7/15/2007 10:32:11 AM

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this is good! I love it.. thanks for sharing!

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RE: 13 Things You Wouldn't Know Without Movies... - 7/16/2007 7:04:38 PM

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hey i loved that movie

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RE: 13 Things You Wouldn't Know Without Movies... - 7/16/2007 10:59:04 PM

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Absolutely hilarious...I was laughing loud enough that I am surprised the kiddies didn't wake up

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RE: 13 Things You Wouldn't Know Without Movies... - 7/19/2007 1:55:53 PM

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ha... funny.. and true...

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RE: 13 Things You Wouldn't Know Without Movies... - 7/20/2007 8:48:24 PM

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well aint that the truth. all very true... and funny.

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Funny Signs - 7/20/2007 10:00:20 PM

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Non-english speaking countries sometimes go out of their way to communicate with their English speaking tourists:

cocktail lounge Norway:-LADIES ARE REQUESTED NOT TO HAVE CHILDREN IN THE BAR...
saw in a delivery truck here...."PRESAHBLE GOODS....DO NOT DELAY"
at a Budapest Zoo: PLEASE DO NOT FEED THE ANIMALS. IF YOU HAVE ANY SUITABLE FOOD, GIVE IT TO THE GUARD ON DUTY...
doctor`s office, ROME:- SPECIALIST IN WOMEN AND OTHER DISEASES....
Information booklet using a hotel airconditioner, Japan:- -COOLES AND HEATES: IF YOU WANT CONDITION OF WARM AIR IN YOUR ROOM, PLEASE CONTROL YOURSELF.
In Nairobi Restaurant: COSTUMERS WHO FIND OUR WAITRESSES RUDE OUGHT TO SEE MANAGER....
On the ground of Nairobi private school:-NO TRESPASSING WITHOUT PERMISSION....
In Aamachi Mumbai restaurant:- OPEN SEVEN DAYS A WEEK, AND WEEKENDS TOO....
the best!!!! in a Tokyo bar:-SPECIAL COCKTAILS FOR LADIES WITH NUTS.....
hotel, Japan:-YOU ARE INVITED TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THE CHAMBERMAID...
In a lobby of a Moscow hotel across from a Russian Orthodox Monastery:-YOU ARE WELCOME TO VISIT THE CEMETERY WHERE FAMOUS SOVIET AND RUSSIAN COMPOSERS, ARTISTS AND WRITERS ARE BURIED DAILY...EXCEPT THURSDAY....
Hotel, Zurich:-BECAUSE OF THE PROPRIETY OF ENTERTAINING GUESTS OF THE OPPOSITE SEX IN THE BEDROOM, IT IS SUGGESTED THAT THE LOBBY BE USED FOR THIS PURPOSE....

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RE: 13 Things You Wouldn't Know Without Movies... - 7/22/2007 9:04:50 AM

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14. People automatically know when a phone conversation has ended.
People rarely say goodbye when they hang up the phone in movies.

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RE: 13 Things You Wouldn't Know Without Movies... - 7/22/2007 11:37:01 AM

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15. To get a tied up women to be quiet, you only need a scraf used as a bit gag.
16. It only takes a single blow to the head to knock a person out for hours.
17. Every gunshot is fatal within seconds of impact, unless it is the hero, then it is just a scratch.
18. At a crime scene, the police will always know who is and is not the good guy/bad guy

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RE: 13 Things You Wouldn't Know Without Movies... - 7/26/2007 11:47:03 PM

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i read this original list in readers digest years ago, kudos!

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RE: 13 Things You Wouldn't Know Without Movies... - 7/26/2007 11:59:51 PM

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In the movies when anyone is shot with an arrow, it is as if they were struck by a .357 Magnum at a distance of 5 feet. Arrows kill by bleeding, not by shock, and it takes a matter of minutes to accomplish this usually in real life.

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RE: 13 Things You Wouldn't Know Without Movies... - 7/27/2007 12:10:52 AM

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The villain will always give a long speech or leave the room altogether, allowing the tied up hero to make an escape.

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RE: 13 Things You Wouldn't Know Without Movies... - 7/27/2007 12:11:11 AM

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OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD, seriously laughing my arse off. Now I have the hiccups.

Thanks for sharing!!

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RE: 13 Things You Wouldn't Know Without Movies... - 9/12/2007 5:00:54 PM

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21. Athority figures at the top of the chain of comand r always wrong about how to handle the problem be it invasion by another countries or aliens.

22. The President is always the last to know about an impending alien invasion... ALWAYS.

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RE: 13 Things You Wouldn't Know Without Movies... - 9/13/2007 2:14:28 AM

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Coughing is the unrecognized symptom of many incurable diseases.

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RE: 13 Things You Wouldn't Know Without Movies... - 9/13/2007 2:17:02 AM

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A woman can be in labour for 32 hours and still have perfect hair and make up.

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RE: 13 Things You Wouldn't Know Without Movies... - 9/13/2007 8:27:03 AM

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RE: 13 Things You Wouldn't Know Without Movies... - 9/14/2007 8:57:51 PM

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LMAO

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RE: 13 Things You Wouldn't Know Without Movies... - 9/17/2007 2:52:34 AM

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you forgot to mention the strangely shaped bed sheets that seem to cover up a woman to her shoulders whilst only covering the man next to her to his waist.
Also why is it when two people have spend the night having wild sex does any one of them feel the need to cover him/herself with a towel before going to the kitchen/bathroom

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