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kittinSol -> RE: Bush 2x more popular than Dem Controlled Congress. (7/20/2007 7:44:12 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Level

Eh, I'd rather "comtemplative" than "wishy-washy" lol... keep in mind, I said I'd consider voting for Al. [;)]



So, with a little bit of persuasion you will definitely vote for Al Gore then! That's what I like to hear. I will coax you in the sweetest, gentlest of ways. [:D]




Level -> RE: Bush 2x more popular than Dem Controlled Congress. (7/20/2007 7:52:27 PM)

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ORIGINAL: kittinSol

quote:

ORIGINAL: Level

Eh, I'd rather "comtemplative" than "wishy-washy" lol... keep in mind, I said I'd consider voting for Al. [;)]



So, with a little bit of persuasion you will definitely vote for Al Gore then! That's what I like to hear. I will coax you in the sweetest, gentlest of ways. [:D]


You better coax Al into running! [:-]




kittinSol -> RE: Bush 2x more popular than Dem Controlled Congress. (7/20/2007 7:54:25 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Level

You better coax Al into running! [:-]



Well obviously I'm working on that one [:-] . I think I'll persuade him. So we're on then! I rub my paws in anticipation.




domiguy -> RE: Bush 2x more popular than Dem Controlled Congress. (7/20/2007 8:47:56 PM)

Al is a family man so your seductive charms will not work on him in persuading him to run.....Me, on the other hand, A nice blow job some anal and flogging the shit out of you for several hours might sway me to run to the 7 eleven and get you some beef jerky.




kittinSol -> RE: Bush 2x more popular than Dem Controlled Congress. (7/20/2007 8:49:23 PM)

Let me think about it domiguy... I have been feeling a tad peckish recently. Your offer is terribly tempting.




Sinergy -> RE: Bush 2x more popular than Dem Controlled Congress. (7/20/2007 8:51:20 PM)

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ORIGINAL: domiguy

Al is a family man so your seductive charms will not work on him in persuading him to run.....Me, on the other hand, A nice blow job some anal and flogging the shit out of you for several hours might sway me to run to the 7 eleven and get you some beef jerky.


Elect domiguy.

Anal sex and beef jerky from 7-11 are what this country needs.

Sinergy




domiguy -> RE: Bush 2x more popular than Dem Controlled Congress. (7/20/2007 8:56:46 PM)

Not a bad platform...I've seen worse....It's honest and you wouldn't have to worry about uncovering some scandal....I would gladly post all of my play sessions on CM.

Reporter....Is it true that you engaged in anal sex with that woman?

Pres. Domiguy: Just like the liberal media to misquote me....I said, I nailed her in the can....Next question?




Sinergy -> RE: Bush 2x more popular than Dem Controlled Congress. (7/20/2007 8:59:11 PM)

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ORIGINAL: domiguy

Reporter....Is it true that you engaged in anal sex with that woman?



We have the doctors reports showing the beef jerky was anally inserted, and the cashier at the 7/11 corroborates your story.

Here are the keys to 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, you have my vote.

Sinergy




kittinSol -> RE: Bush 2x more popular than Dem Controlled Congress. (7/20/2007 8:59:31 PM)

Major, major fuckup, domiguy. You mustn't admit to your agenda prior to the election.

You just lost my vote - but I just know you'll find another can to nail!




Sinergy -> RE: Bush 2x more popular than Dem Controlled Congress. (7/20/2007 9:04:32 PM)

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ORIGINAL: kittinSol

Major, major fuckup, domiguy. You mustn't admit to your agenda prior to the election.

You just lost my vote - but I just know you'll find another can to nail!


Let me see if I understand, kittenSol. 

You dont like beef jerky?

Curiously,

Sinergy




domiguy -> RE: Bush 2x more popular than Dem Controlled Congress. (7/20/2007 9:07:37 PM)

There are never any shortages of cans to fill...As I have matured...Which I am sure is quite evident to the the majority of you CM nitwits....I no longer tap just any hiney....As President I would promise never to embarrass the office by tapping inferior tale. 

But let's face it mistakes when dealing in this "sensitive area" unfortunately will occur so I would expect at some point to hold a press conference with a tad bit of doo-doo smeared on my hand or shirt.




Sinergy -> RE: Bush 2x more popular than Dem Controlled Congress. (7/20/2007 9:10:15 PM)

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ORIGINAL: domiguy

inferior tale. 



Are you suggesting the Tale of Sir Robin is inferior?

Annoyedly,

Sinergy

p.s.  Next you will claim the vorpal rabbit could not possibly exist.




mnottertail -> RE: Bush 2x more popular than Dem Controlled Congress. (7/20/2007 9:12:43 PM)

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But let's face it mistakes when dealing in this "sensitive area" unfortunately will occur so I would expect at some point to hold a press conference with a tad bit of doo-doo smeared on my hand or shirt.


If you could choke on a pretzel around thanksgiving we could get you a couple points in the polls as a real roll your sleeves up and survive kinda guy.........

Just spinning it here, babe.

The RNC




domiguy -> RE: Bush 2x more popular than Dem Controlled Congress. (7/20/2007 9:26:28 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Sinergy

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ORIGINAL: domiguy

inferior tale. 



Are you suggesting the Tale of Sir Robin is inferior?

Annoyedly,

Sinergy

p.s.  Next you will claim the vorpal rabbit could not possibly exist.


I would never consider letting someone shit on the Classics.


By holding such a press conference I think I would convey to the working man that I'm the type of guy who's not afraid to get his hands or Presidential pud dirty.




thompsonx -> RE: Bush 2x more popular than Dem Controlled Congress. (7/20/2007 9:29:28 PM)

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ORIGINAL: caitlyn

Not to put too fine a point on it, but death by firing squad has been proven to be ten times more popular than death by hanging.

Caitlyn:
I personally would prefer to be fucked to death by the cheerleaders for the Dallas Cowboys.  I realize I would be just as dead but what a way to go.[:D]
thompson




julietsierra -> RE: Bush 2x more popular than Dem Controlled Congress. (7/20/2007 9:29:54 PM)

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ORIGINAL: domiguy

As President I would promise never to embarrass the office by tapping inferior tale. 


Now that would be quite a story!! (tale,tail)

juliet




mnottertail -> RE: Bush 2x more popular than Dem Controlled Congress. (7/20/2007 9:35:17 PM)

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ORIGINAL: julietsierra

quote:

ORIGINAL: domiguy

As President I would promise never to embarrass the office by tapping inferior tale. 


Now that would be quite a story!! (tale,tail)

juliet


dont ever forget domi that you are a servant of ALL the  peoples, if Monica wants to go again, you have to support her american dream.

Kinda humbles a guy, don't it?




domiguy -> RE: Bush 2x more popular than Dem Controlled Congress. (7/20/2007 9:35:47 PM)

I make these errors to show my humanity....Where's a kajira when you need one?...lol.




Vendaval -> RE: Bush 2x more popular than Dem Controlled Congress. (7/21/2007 1:36:33 AM)

How would you expire, thompson?  By choking on their pom-poms or being smothered by breast implants
or being the bottom guy on the "pyramid"?  [sm=shake.gif]


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ORIGINAL: thompsonx

quote:

ORIGINAL: caitlyn

Not to put too fine a point on it, but death by firing squad has been proven to be ten times more popular than death by hanging.

Caitlyn:
I personally would prefer to be fucked to death by the cheerleaders for the Dallas Cowboys.  I realize I would be just as dead but what a way to go.[:D]
thompson




Vendaval -> RE: Bush 2x more popular than Dem Controlled Congress. (7/21/2007 1:40:26 AM)

Stealing a quote -
 
"To err is human, to really fuck things up you need a computer!"
 
domiguy + kajira + computer = front page in the tabloids


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ORIGINAL: domiguy

I make these errors to show my humanity....Where's a kajira when you need one?...lol.




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