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kittinSol -> RE: When I send a email to someone and it says deleted unread what does that mean? (7/24/2007 9:50:18 AM)
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ORIGINAL: domiguy
I've seen the Madonna on toast and even in an underpass in Chicago and never gave it a second glance.....But GeezLouise, this is the genuine fucking article and it is right her for all to see!!
I sit counting my blessings, Oh Lord, awaiting the rapture.
Indeed, the virgin Mary appeared to somebody in an underpass in Chicago in 2005. But that's not all, there's more! After some feaverish research I have found more uncanny phenomena. Here are a few prime examples: thank you Wikipedia for being my main source of trivia.
Mary and Jesus pretzel. Found in a packet of Rold Gold Honey Mustard Pretzels in 2005.
Virgin Mary grilled sandwich (sold for thousands of bucks on eBay): "I made this sandwich 10 years ago. When I took a bite out of it, I saw a face looking up at me - it was Virgin Mary starring [sic] back at me. I was in total shock."
The Nun Bun (rofl): somebody saw the face of that old crone, Mother Theresa, in a cinnemon bun in Tennessee in 1996. Horribly, the bun was stolen during a break-in at the coffee house where it was displayed in 2005. The culprits have never been found... I hope they weren't hungry [:o].
The Virgin Mary firewood: a woman was about to burn the firewood in the wood stove when the image in the center of the wood caught her eye. She described that the Virgin Mary image had a halo of lighter colored wood around her head. The firewood was acquired by Goldenpalace.com from an eBay auction for $99.
Chocolate Mary: a two-inch tall column of chocolate dripping ([:'(]) discovered at a choccy factory.
Virgin pizza pan: in February of this year a kitchen worker at Pugh Elementary School in Houston discovered a grease stain on a pizza pan that resembled a silhouette of the Lady of something. A shrine was erected in honor of the pizza pan.
Jesus chihuahua ear: appeared on a mutt's ear from the pound.
Jesus appeared in a nacho warming pan in Florida: 2005.
Last but not least, in August 2006, a man believed he saw Jesus Christ's face on a shrimp tail. He said that when he ate his first shrimp, he had disregarded its tail, but then looked at it again and saw the face of Jesus. The man believed it was a sign, as he was going through a nasty divorce.
All this had me mystically exhausted. I must crawl back to the crypt for a nap.
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