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You read it here first - 7/24/2007 12:31:38 PM

HypnoticDan

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http://www.weirdspot.com/index.php/weblog/whipping_cures_depression/

Hooray for science!

*hangs up a shingle reading "The doctor is IN"*

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RE: You read it here first - 7/24/2007 12:55:58 PM

HypnoticDan

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Let me know if you're feeling blue -
I have just the cure for you.
It's four feet long and made of leather,
it cures anxiety like no other.
Heartache, grumpy, lonely, bored?
Cheering you up is my reward.
Your medical plan won't cover this
bottoming to reach new bliss.
It doesn't come in a patch or pill;
no allergies, no perscription to fill.
It won't cost you and arm and a leg
(You may sometimes be required to beg)
So drop your knicker, bend, and grab;
at your problem I'll take a stab.
Go on, be brave, and take a whirl:
a rosy bottom makes a happy girl.

Hrm, who knew BDSM could inspire me to heights of such terrible poetry.

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RE: You read it here first - 7/24/2007 2:17:26 PM

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"The beatings will continue until morale improves."

Yikes; I hope my HMO does not buy into this as a first stage treatment requirement. *L*

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The last thing I want to do is hurt you...but it is still on my list.

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