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MisPandora -> RE: Did you know our so called slave enlightened me this month with great knowledge? (7/29/2007 7:22:57 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: earthycouple

is this supposed to make sense?  Maybe because I've only had about 15 hours sleep in the last 5 days I'm simply not getting it? 

Translator?  Where is the madwoman to English translator when you need him?

Speed + CollarMe Forums = Incoherent Postings
Holy shit, what was that babbling all about?




DianeB269 -> RE: Did you know our so called slave enlightened me this month with great knowledge? (7/29/2007 7:24:21 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: MisPandora

quote:

ORIGINAL: earthycouple

is this supposed to make sense?  Maybe because I've only had about 15 hours sleep in the last 5 days I'm simply not getting it? 

Translator?  Where is the madwoman to English translator when you need him?

Speed + CollarMe Forums = Incoherent Postings
Holy shit, what was that babbling all about?



I love reading your replies.


Diane




imthatacheyouhav -> RE: Did you know our so called slave enlightened me this month with great knowledge? (7/29/2007 8:13:37 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: earthycouple

damn and I can't edit it out now...and I can never recreate those words I said....hum.

oh well....thanks for the forwarn.....

Anytime....[:)]




PairOfDimes -> RE: Did you know our so called slave enlightened me this month with great knowledge? (7/29/2007 9:23:27 AM)

I'm sorry to hear that you had a difficult relationship. I don't have a "so called slave," so he or she hasn't done anything for me lately. My regular playmate has been wonderful, though.




feastie -> RE: Did you know our so called slave enlightened me this month with great knowledge? (7/29/2007 9:29:40 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: wewantaslave

From the laptop of Mistress! I would love to here what your so called slaves have done for you lately!

I learned from observing her that cats dont like bondage with beatings!

It is possible for small baby animals to get set out as live bait and live thru it!

Slaves are good at pretending to be the owner to gain information used to their own advantage.

Female slaves can take what ever they want from Mistress as long as it can convince Master its ok.

A slave ...

can break a septic system at will.  

be allergic to everything you love.

become deathly ill by will.

always has a worse childhood than anyone else in the world, including other slaves.

can have over a year of gor and slave training and still have no idea how to do anything like cook, do laundry, sweep a floor, mop a floor, say please or thank you, hang a shirt, or wipe off a counter.

can be so effeciant that you will no longer wear socks, use sheets or blankets, use dishes, or walk on your floors. This would make their job so much easier!

makes this Mistress so livid I end up posting this huge what the heck post!


If this is any example of the type of communication going on in your home, you have only yourself to blame.




LadyPact -> RE: Did you know our so called slave enlightened me this month with great knowledge? (7/29/2007 2:11:10 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: earthycouple

Did you know my slave enlightened me?

He loved me
He cherished me
He obeyed me
He gave of himself unconditionally
He brought smiles to my lips
He brought tears to my eyes
He cleaned
He ran errands
He contributed financially
He got in there and was a part of the family
He listened when I need an ear
He kept his mouth shut when I only wanted to vent and didn't need answers
He willingly gave of his body for my pleasures...be they sadistic or soft
He laughed
He attended to my every want
He went above and beyond my expectations each and every day
He stayed true to himself
He never floundered in his submission
He never lied
He never concealed himself
He never lashed out
He never gave up
He never undermined
He always showed respect
He learned and grew
He worked day and night when needed
He loved my family as his own
He gave everything to see me happy


So listen OP....for you to bundle all subs and slaves together as impetulant, horrible people only out to take from their "so called dominants" is ludacrous and foolish.  I feel for those in your charge.





Earthy, I wouldn't change a word of it.  And don't you even seriously think of doing it either!
 
LaT, I agree.  Great new look with the hairstyle!




sweetnurseBBW -> RE: Did you know our so called slave enlightened me this month with great knowledge? (7/29/2007 5:58:46 PM)

umm what?[sm=ofcourse.gif]




RazorJAK -> RE: Did you know our so called slave enlightened me this month with great knowledge? (7/29/2007 6:08:58 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: wewantaslave

From the laptop of Mistress! I would love to here what your so called slaves have done for you lately!

I learned from observing her that cats dont like bondage with beatings!

It is possible for small baby animals to get set out as live bait and live thru it!

Slaves are good at pretending to be the owner to gain information used to their own advantage.

Female slaves can take what ever they want from Mistress as long as it can convince Master its ok.

A slave ...

can break a septic system at will.  

be allergic to everything you love.

become deathly ill by will.

always has a worse childhood than anyone else in the world, including other slaves.

can have over a year of gor and slave training and still have no idea how to do anything like cook, do laundry, sweep a floor, mop a floor, say please or thank you, hang a shirt, or wipe off a counter.

can be so effeciant that you will no longer wear socks, use sheets or blankets, use dishes, or walk on your floors. This would make their job so much easier!

makes this Mistress so livid I end up posting this huge what the heck post!


Hmmm,  I see we have another "satisfied customer" of the Do-it-yourself trepanation kit.

Sweety,  you need to learn that malt balls and moth balls are not the same thing when you're after your midgrazing snack.





wewantaslave -> RE: Did you know our so called slave enlightened me this month with great knowledge? (7/29/2007 6:14:20 PM)

well, since she has built her alliance with information given in her favor to all of her boardie friends all I can say as nicely and calmly as possible is her true intentions were to get my husband and house. She lied to get here and the reason we sent her on her way today is because she started yet another hostile situation in front of our young daughter.

So to not tick off her misinformed gang of people, I have every right to feel the way I do and I think it would be any Mistresses worst nightmare to be fooled and abused by someone that con'd her way into the home.

Since she had all the love and support by all these people, she felt it was ok to do the horrible things that she did.  Since she lied to everyone about what was really going on in the home, she can justify all the things she did. 

I do have a question for those who think she is so inocent and was mistreated.  Did she ever serve under you?  Has she shown any proof of any claim other than i m ing you telling you how bad she had it or how weird I was? Did she ever mention a perfect life if I wasnt in the picture?

Also those that supposedly have heard all the slander against me and my husband, the people she did serve were quite wealthy. Going for the gold? She supposedly had serious issues with the last couple because the female somehow became so jealous and territorial of her?  Sounds like the same story with me?  I can honestly say I was never jealous or territorial of her. But did become livid when she tried to split us up on multiple occassions and even writing long emails to my husband on his plans without me.

Yes we made a mistake by allowing her in the home and trying to be nice when we knew it wasnt going to work. She regrets everything because she didnt get the husband and estate. Trust me when I say, we were totally convinced she was this sweet hard working young lady that had a true desire to serve us.  When she got here we learned very quickly she was only here for one thing.  Him.  And I was to be terminated out of the picture. I am sure she is still the sweet young lady she has convinced you all of.  I wish her the best of luck.  Because the past few days when she needed a place to go, all of her friends and family turned their backs. She has no where to go and is setting in Chicago somewhere.  Since she would not stop trying to end my marraige for her benifet we had to get her away from us.  She even gave great effort till we left the house. So yes, she is not happy right now and yes I do feel sorry for her.  But I am not going to sacrifice my marraige home and kids. The poor thing was never collared by us as she is claiming, and honestly if her friends feel the need to bager and humiliate me on the boards so be it. I am a big girl and can handle it. I nor my husband did anything to her to deserve what she dished out in her favor.  A person that truely wants to serve is not going to come in the home and do what she did to us.

It was a huge learning experience and I can say I walked away a better person. In all honesty, the only people that knows who this all concerns is the people she has been lying to and slandering our reputation for.  She is telling people our names where we live our private life, giving our personal information and giving links to our id and phone number... Need I go on?  We have not done any of that to her, but for some reason it has been ok for her to do it to us. How many other people has she had bad dealings with?  Everyone in her physical life?  She is so sweet she is sicking everyone she can in our direction and openly hurting us.

Ya, big mistake on our part.  Just soooo glad its over! And so glad I was able to give part of my side.




thornhappy -> RE: Did you know our so called slave enlightened me this month with great knowledge? (7/29/2007 6:14:54 PM)

they're not?  (* emits a delicate but strange smelling waft of air *)

thornhappy




LaTigresse -> RE: Did you know our so called slave enlightened me this month with great knowledge? (7/29/2007 6:15:08 PM)

Thank you ladies for the compliments. The hair has been this way for quite awhile. I have just been lazy about putting up a new photo.




LadyLynx -> RE: Did you know our so called slave enlightened me this month with great knowledge? (7/29/2007 6:27:56 PM)

All I can say is huh?  (to the OP.) EC I like your post, great the way it is.  LaT, I agree the new pic looks great! ( of course I thought the last did too. :D)




beargonewild -> RE: Did you know our so called slave enlightened me this month with great knowledge? (7/29/2007 6:32:28 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: wewantaslave

From the laptop of Mistress! I would love to here what your so called slaves have done for you lately!
I learned from observing her that cats dont like bondage with beatings!
It is possible for small baby animals to get set out as live bait and live thru it!
Slaves are good at pretending to be the owner to gain information used to their own advantage.

Female slaves can take what ever they want from Mistress as long as it can convince Master its ok.
A slave ...
can break a septic system at will.  
be allergic to everything you love.
become deathly ill by will.
always has a worse childhood than anyone else in the world, including other slaves.
can have over a year of gor and slave training and still have no idea how to do anything like cook, do laundry, sweep a floor, mop a floor, say please or thank you, hang a shirt, or wipe off a counter.
can be so effeciant that you will no longer wear socks, use sheets or blankets, use dishes, or walk on your floors. This would make their job so much easier!
makes this Mistress so livid I end up posting this huge what the heck post!


What the hell? Would it be too much to ask if this made a bit more sense and was slightly more clearer? I hope this isn't too much to ask as I'm just your average person who is simply trying to comprehend your posting!




HydroMaster -> RE: Did you know our so called slave enlightened me this month with great knowledge? (7/29/2007 6:35:51 PM)

Sorry guys I only know how to translate Incoherent into Gibberish.  If someone knows how to translate Gibberish into Enlgish we may be able to translate it ywice and make sense of it.




sambamanslilgirl -> RE: Did you know our so called slave enlightened me this month with great knowledge? (7/29/2007 6:40:10 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: MHOO314

..reaches for a martini, puts Her feet up, sits back and watches---(hmmm  must be a full moon again)

damn moon - does anyone have a special potion to make the were-posters go away?




HydroMaster -> RE: Did you know our so called slave enlightened me this month with great knowledge? (7/29/2007 6:44:38 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: sambamanslilgirl

quote:

ORIGINAL: MHOO314

..reaches for a martini, puts Her feet up, sits back and watches---(hmmm  must be a full moon again)

damn moon - does anyone have a special potion to make the were-posters go away?


And how then would we entertain ourselves?




beargonewild -> RE: Did you know our so called slave enlightened me this month with great knowledge? (7/29/2007 6:45:16 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: wewantaslave

well, since she has built her alliance with information given in her favor to all of her boardie friends all I can say as nicely and calmly as possible is her true intentions were to get my husband and house. She lied to get here and the reason we sent her on her way today is because she started yet another hostile situation in front of our young daughter.

So to not tick off her misinformed gang of people, I have every right to feel the way I do and I think it would be any Mistresses worst nightmare to be fooled and abused by someone that con'd her way into the home.

Since she had all the love and support by all these people, she felt it was ok to do the horrible things that she did.  Since she lied to everyone about what was really going on in the home, she can justify all the things she did. 

I do have a question for those who think she is so inocent and was mistreated.  Did she ever serve under you?  Has she shown any proof of any claim other than i m ing you telling you how bad she had it or how weird I was? Did she ever mention a perfect life if I wasnt in the picture?

Also those that supposedly have heard all the slander against me and my husband, the people she did serve were quite wealthy. Going for the gold? She supposedly had serious issues with the last couple because the female somehow became so jealous and territorial of her?  Sounds like the same story with me?  I can honestly say I was never jealous or territorial of her. But did become livid when she tried to split us up on multiple occassions and even writing long emails to my husband on his plans without me.

Yes we made a mistake by allowing her in the home and trying to be nice when we knew it wasnt going to work. She regrets everything because she didnt get the husband and estate. Trust me when I say, we were totally convinced she was this sweet hard working young lady that had a true desire to serve us.  When she got here we learned very quickly she was only here for one thing.  Him.  And I was to be terminated out of the picture. I am sure she is still the sweet young lady she has convinced you all of.  I wish her the best of luck.  Because the past few days when she needed a place to go, all of her friends and family turned their backs. She has no where to go and is setting in Chicago somewhere.  Since she would not stop trying to end my marraige for her benifet we had to get her away from us.  She even gave great effort till we left the house. So yes, she is not happy right now and yes I do feel sorry for her.  But I am not going to sacrifice my marraige home and kids. The poor thing was never collared by us as she is claiming, and honestly if her friends feel the need to bager and humiliate me on the boards so be it. I am a big girl and can handle it. I nor my husband did anything to her to deserve what she dished out in her favor.  A person that truely wants to serve is not going to come in the home and do what she did to us.

It was a huge learning experience and I can say I walked away a better person. In all honesty, the only people that knows who this all concerns is the people she has been lying to and slandering our reputation for.  She is telling people our names where we live our private life, giving our personal information and giving links to our id and phone number... Need I go on?  We have not done any of that to her, but for some reason it has been ok for her to do it to us. How many other people has she had bad dealings with?  Everyone in her physical life?  She is so sweet she is sicking everyone she can in our direction and openly hurting us.

Ya, big mistake on our part.  Just soooo glad its over! And so glad I was able to give part of my side.


Pardon me but isn't part of your responsibility as a Mistress to set a good example by not ranting and raving about  a  slave who didn't meet your standards? The one thing my Master had taught me was a slave should be a reflection of their owner. If this is how you come acrooss, no wonder your former slave may have acted in an inaaapropiate manner, she was only reflecting your qualities! All masters/Mistresses had to take some responsibility when owning a slave. You took it to upon yourselves to guide us, teach us, mold us into  what you desired. Our responsibility to our Masters/Mistresses is to give you the trust needed to guide us, we are responsible for being the best person and the best slave we can be under our owner's  guidance, plain and simple.




sambamanslilgirl -> RE: Did you know our so called slave enlightened me this month with great knowledge? (7/29/2007 6:49:04 PM)

isn't it your job to counsel these type of posters, dragon? can you prescribes meds for them?




beargonewild -> RE: Did you know our so called slave enlightened me this month with great knowledge? (7/29/2007 6:50:50 PM)

Fab pic LaT! 




HydroMaster -> RE: Did you know our so called slave enlightened me this month with great knowledge? (7/29/2007 6:52:19 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: sambamanslilgirl

isn't it your job to counsel these type of posters, dragon? can you prescribes meds for them?

hmm, the good therapist side of me wants to help them.  But the evil bastard side of me is too entertained by watching them....I'm torn between decisions.




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