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GreyJ -> Mastercard wedding (6/28/2005 5:02:30 PM)
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You gotta love this guy... This is a true story about a recent wedding
that
took place at Clemson University. It was in the local newspaper
and even Jay Leno mentioned it. It was a huge wedding with about 300
guests...
After the wedding at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a
microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone
for
coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding.
He especially wanted to thank the brides and his family and to thank
his
new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception.
As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone
a
special gift just from him. So taped to the bottom of everyones chair,
including the wedding party, was an envelope. He said this was his gift
for
everyone, and asked them to open their envelope.
Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having sex
with
the best man. The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier
and had hired a private detective to tail them.
After just standing there, just
watching the guests reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to
the
best man and said, "F--- you". Then he turned to his bride and said,
"F---you".
Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, "Im outta here."
He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning.
While most people would have canceled the wedding immediately after
finding out about the affair, this guy goes through with the charade,
as if
nothing were wrong.
His revenge...making the brides parents pay over $32,000 for a 300
guest
wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the brides and best
mans reputations in front of 300 friends and family members.
This guy has balls the size of church bells.
Do you think he might get a MasterCard "priceless" commercial out of
this?:
Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and friends ..
$32,000.
Wedding photographs commemorating the occasion ... $3,000.
Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in Maui ... $8,500.
(All Paid for by father of the Bride)
The look on everyones face when they see the 8x10 glossy of the bride
humping the best man..........Priceless.
There are some things money cant buy, for everything else theres
MASTERCARD
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the latest spin on an old urban legend
(i have not been able to authenticate the story - i dont know anyone who actually saw it on leno, nor the small town paper referenced)
nonetheless - it's a great story.
[:D]
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