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AquaticSub -> RE: Is this enema recipe safe? (8/4/2007 5:10:20 PM)


~Fast Reply~

If it sounds like some ER doctor's party story in the making, it's probably not a good idea.




BitaTruble -> RE: Is this enema recipe safe? (8/4/2007 6:00:05 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: MisPandora

quote:

ORIGINAL: BitaTruble
I'm assuming by kotex the writer actually meant tampon, two very different animals. A kotex would be almost impossible to roll up and insert and then remove.

Celeste,
I'm sorry to say that he was referencing a maxipad --
"(5) tightly roll the kotex pad in sleeping bag fashion. sticky plastic side inward; cotton side facing out. "


Yeah, I read that and just still thought the author made an error. Sounds like someone's who has thought about the idea but not actually done it.

I'm still sticking with butt plugs and duct tape. [8D]

Oh, and hue.. like I said, do your homework first, kiddo and if you're willing to take associated risks, it's all on you.

http://www.toxicshock.com/

Celeste




MHOO314 -> RE: Is this enema recipe safe? (8/5/2007 5:57:43 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: mnottertail

Really now, the remedy can be found in doing exactly that to yourself, and seeing how it goes, and you see if you can do the hour, and what the result is, post here tomorrow and that will adjudicate whether or not it is safe.

Fair enough?
Ron

Let us move beyond theory into the realm of reality.  Experience is the best teacher, I should think.



Isn't today the day we find out how well he did?????




came4U -> RE: Is this enema recipe safe? (8/5/2007 6:00:01 AM)

btw, are we talking the old-version kotex? gulps.

I recall the booklets that came in the boxes that my mom tossed at me the day I joined womanhood, it read: 'So you are a woman now....' gods. Classic reading material for parents who cannot communicate about bodily functions.

Those kotex were HUGGEMUNGUS enough to be a horse bandaid after a run into a brick wall. Can the OP change the word kotex to a lightdays or even a liner, even if it is for better reading sans wincing?





mnottertail -> RE: Is this enema recipe safe? (8/5/2007 6:01:52 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: MHOO314

quote:

ORIGINAL: mnottertail

Really now, the remedy can be found in doing exactly that to yourself, and seeing how it goes, and you see if you can do the hour, and what the result is, post here tomorrow and that will adjudicate whether or not it is safe.

Fair enough?
Ron

Let us move beyond theory into the realm of reality.  Experience is the best teacher, I should think.



Isn't today the day we find out how well he did?????


I am thinking that it is not safe, at this point............
But will reserve final judgement for the remains of the day.

Yo, slick, where are you?

Ron






MasterNdorei -> RE: Is this enema recipe safe? (8/5/2007 7:29:23 AM)

He's still getting his sh*t together...

(sorry, couldn't resist)

Master's dorei




BossySSBBW -> RE: Is this enema recipe safe? (8/5/2007 8:49:54 AM)

The fantasies some minds can create never cease to amaze me.  Just remember many fantasies are better left just that, fantasies.




earthycouple -> RE: Is this enema recipe safe? (8/5/2007 9:45:04 AM)

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ORIGINAL: huendin

bahahaha. i like that last post. how do i seem to think i'm an expert at it? why would i ask you guys if it's safe if i'm an expert at it? EVERYTHING in quotes is not by me. i didnt steal it one bit, and that's specifically why i told you i wasn't claiming it.


Excuse me? I directly quoted you.  You said "So 's a little game I perfected"  what part of your OWN typing don't you understand?  If you don't believe that this is a direct quote from YOU, OP...then read your post again.  Clear as day.

Wanker, no doubt.




huendin -> RE: Is this enema recipe safe? (8/5/2007 5:45:07 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: earthycouple

quote:

ORIGINAL: huendin

bahahaha. i like that last post. how do i seem to think i'm an expert at it? why would i ask you guys if it's safe if i'm an expert at it? EVERYTHING in quotes is not by me. i didnt steal it one bit, and that's specifically why i told you i wasn't claiming it.


Excuse me? I directly quoted you.  You said "So 's a little game I perfected"  what part of your OWN typing don't you understand?  If you don't believe that this is a direct quote from YOU, OP...then read your post again.  Clear as day.

Wanker, no doubt.


i didn't type that part. it was part of the entire quote.




huendin -> RE: Is this enema recipe safe? (8/5/2007 5:47:30 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: BitaTruble

quote:

ORIGINAL: MisPandora

quote:

ORIGINAL: BitaTruble
I'm assuming by kotex the writer actually meant tampon, two very different animals. A kotex would be almost impossible to roll up and insert and then remove.

Celeste,
I'm sorry to say that he was referencing a maxipad --
"(5) tightly roll the kotex pad in sleeping bag fashion. sticky plastic side inward; cotton side facing out. "


Yeah, I read that and just still thought the author made an error. Sounds like someone's who has thought about the idea but not actually done it.

I'm still sticking with butt plugs and duct tape. [8D]

Oh, and hue.. like I said, do your homework first, kiddo and if you're willing to take associated risks, it's all on you.

http://www.toxicshock.com/

Celeste


i've decided not to do this lol




LATEXBABY64 -> RE: Is this enema recipe safe? (8/5/2007 5:49:18 PM)

um no comment !!!!!!!!!!!!




missjan -> RE: Is this enema recipe safe? (8/5/2007 6:15:15 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: mnottertail

Really now, the remedy can be found in doing exactly that to yourself, and seeing how it goes, and you see if you can do the hour, and what the result is, post here tomorrow and that will adjudicate whether or not it is safe.

Fair enough?
Ron

Let us move beyond theory into the realm of reality.  Experience is the best teacher, I should think.


lol..luv that!!




sknvnc -> RE: Is this enema recipe safe? (8/5/2007 6:41:33 PM)

The op is a bogus child that should not be on this site wasting sincere people's time. Next the idiot will be telling us he shoved a banna split uo someones ass. What a nut!




AquaticSub -> RE: Is this enema recipe safe? (8/5/2007 7:26:27 PM)

I dunno. It was pretty amusing.




goodgirl85 -> RE: Is this enema recipe safe? (8/5/2007 7:52:27 PM)

Actually, earthycouple.... He did say that the recipe (however it came into his possesion) was not his.... and that he did NOT claim this to be his own.... therefore any smart person would assume that everything i n quotes was someone elses words.




Aswad -> RE: Is this enema recipe safe? (8/8/2007 9:03:37 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: AquaticSub

If it sounds like some ER doctor's party story in the making, it's probably not a good idea.


~roflmao~

That's my new secondary tagline, if you don't mind.

Apart from that, I really think I ought to dump (pun intended) this on a friend of mine who has just started doing ER work. Somehow, I think he's going to have a field day with this idea. Since he also does sex-ed classes, I suspect their point on enemas may just get a new example, aside from the true-and-tried lunacy of ethanol, chlorine and the like.

To the OP:

If you want to squick the recipient out with a very effective enema, and are already fluid bonded (i.e. have already exchanged bodily fluids), you might want to simply empty your bladder in there... that is the most effective enema nephandi has ever tried. [:D]




came4U -> RE: Is this enema recipe safe? (8/10/2007 6:46:21 AM)

anyone for a DQ bananer split?

its on me.




earthycouple -> RE: Is this enema recipe safe? (8/10/2007 8:04:24 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: AquaticSub



~Fast Reply~

If it sounds like some ER doctor's party story in the making, it's probably not a good idea.





Awww....come on Aquatic...you don't think we med professionals would talk about the insane things we see do you?  Huh huh? I'm offended. *Blows raspberry, turns back toward you and vows never to see you at a ren faire even if I do see you* 

Yep....you are so right...that story would circulate for years!




mnottertail -> RE: Is this enema recipe safe? (8/10/2007 9:25:20 AM)

What do you think is the medical purpose of the bannana mush?  As a delivery system for potassium it would seem to me to be less than optimal.

Dr. Kildare




windchymes -> RE: Is this enema recipe safe? (8/10/2007 11:08:31 AM)

[8|]  This must be how a constipated monkey feels.




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