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iwillserveu -> RE: bad joke (3/13/2004 12:52:27 PM)
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What do you call a sub tied to the bed?
It doesn't matter he won't come. (Or cum, but that is my kink not yours, reader.[:)])
Hey, this is a repeat. Now I gotta come up with something fresh, lets see light bulbs, farmer's daughters, fly in soup, blondes, knock knock...
OK, a submissive male finds a magic lamp and the genie appears.
"Since I am not the Genie of the lamp but a Greatly-Enchantmented-Empowered-Person who resides in a lamp I will only grant you the gift of one wish."
He thinks of a Domme.
Greatly-Enchantmented-Empowered-Person disappears in a puff of smoke and the leather clad goddess appears before him.
She looks at him, smiles, and they make mad, passionate love and have sex too.[:)] They get married and she keeps him in a chastity belt and then expands his limits as she decides she was really a lesbian and never lets him orgasm again.
The morals of the story are:
1) Be careful what you wish for
2) Beware of G.E.E.Ps gearing gifts.
(OK, so I was rushed. I can't perform flawlessly on cue.)
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