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earthycouple -> RE: Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh! (9/9/2007 5:23:05 PM)

Ok....so I pull into my driveway and some fuck is urinating right in front of my house. UMs (not mine) everywhere in this neighborhood....I yell to him "hey man what the hell are you doing?" he flat out ignored me.

I called the cops.  Of course he was gone by the time they got here.  Though the piss was still on the ground....geez. 



e01n -> RE: Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh! (9/9/2007 5:25:23 PM)

sorry, just marking my territory... [;)]

Jeez, that's just gross.



sappatoti -> RE: Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh! (9/9/2007 5:27:36 PM)

It appears to be time that CSI: Gurnee spring into action and do a full forensics analysis of the evidence.



earthycouple -> RE: Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh! (9/9/2007 5:27:56 PM)

check your voice messages, e01n *S*



KMsAngel -> RE: Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh! (9/9/2007 5:28:04 PM)

alright, Insty, consider yourself egged on to come up with a price!



earthycouple -> RE: Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh! (9/9/2007 5:29:01 PM)

I wouldn't have cared had he been somewhere where UMs don't abound..but this really really is a family neighborhood.




KMsAngel -> RE: Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh! (9/9/2007 5:31:11 PM)

good evening Donna! lol, maybe you should have taken a pic for evidence and then laughed hysterically and made vague comments about wee willy winky's?



earthycouple -> RE: Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh! (9/9/2007 5:35:46 PM)

cripes...I wish I'd thought of a pic...I have a camera on the phone I used to call the cops.  Was it too much to call the cops?  whatcha think?

On the upside tonight....a very long time ago, when I wasn't as smart as I am now....I was seeing a man....a wonderful, beautiful man...but because I decided I'd rather get the fuck out of AL than stay and I left.  We chatted, you know, as people do, then lost each other....actually, when I got married he kinda backed away....(big shock, eh?)  he found me today, via email.  Very nice surprise indeed.  Obviously I'm quite happily married and have no plans to begin a new thing with him...and it would appear he's still in bama...but still cool nonetheless.



sappatoti -> RE: Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh! (9/9/2007 5:40:32 PM)


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ORIGINAL: earthycouple

cripes...I wish I'd thought of a pic...I have a camera on the phone I used to call the cops.  Was it too much to call the cops?  whatcha think?



Sometimes you forget you have all these features on these tiny devices. That's why I lean towards the simpler toys... one that's only a phone... one that's only a camera... etc.

quote:

ORIGINAL: earthycouple

On the upside tonight....a very long time ago, when I wasn't as smart as I am now....I was seeing a man....a wonderful, beautiful man...but because I decided I'd rather get the fuck out of AL than stay and I left.  We chatted, you know, as people do, then lost each other....actually, when I got married he kinda backed away....(big shock, eh?)  he found me today, via email.  Very nice surprise indeed.  Obviously I'm quite happily married and have no plans to begin a new thing with him...and it would appear he's still in bama...but still cool nonetheless.


I just recently received info on the whereabouts of a person I had a love/hate relationship with in high school. I sent her an email, so it'll be interesting to see the response I get.



beargonewild -> RE: Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh! (9/9/2007 5:40:35 PM)

Good evening Donna. Actually I probably would have done the same. Like you said, with a neighbourhood full of UMs, it's best to be safe then having that man expose himself to innocent eyes.



KMsAngel -> RE: Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh! (9/9/2007 5:41:10 PM)

public indecent exposure, he could have been on drugs - danger to others, nah, police wasn't overkill. i'd have made sure he knew i was calling the cops though, and even though my phone doesn't have a cam on it, i would have pretended [:D]



e01n -> RE: Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh! (9/9/2007 5:45:32 PM)

Donna: as soon as I got out of my naproxen & queso fundito induced coma, I did. And y'know what? ... <end speaking in code>

Vacation/Holiday: I have the pleasure of having many of my travel plans canceled because I need to go to Vegas and San Diego for training (on my own dime to be reimbursed afterwards) before the crap hits the fan in January. From then until 15 April, I'm mildly embuggered by my schedule - I'm not even sure I'll even have a weekend day off. Which means that the next scheduled "vacation" I can reasonably see is Shibaricon... which definitely doesn't suck.

Coffee: I skipped drinking coffee because I'm out. Now I'm not. *slurp*

Camera: finally got one. Now I have to get it to work with my machine (grumble grumble)

Bondage Bed: http://www.instructables.com/id/EZ5XCW74GOEQ2W369F/
piccy - http://www.instructables.com/files/deriv/FQY/ZBVJ/X6ZEQ2W36FA/FQYZBVJX6ZEQ2W36FA.MEDIUM.jpg

I especially like how the builder says "We have been using this bed for about 7 years now. The pipe is comfortable to hold onto and very sturdy. :) We also think it's pretty stylish."

A different style - http://www.instructables.com/id/ECJONI2CSCEP2863F3/
piccy - http://www.instructables.com/files/deriv/FL2/84BS/TT0EP27QZRF/FL284BSTT0EP27QZRF.MEDIUM.jpg
Note well, the open posts designed for "accessories"...

My phone: usable, as soon as Donna gets off it.



beargonewild -> RE: Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh! (9/9/2007 5:46:08 PM)

about a year ago, my one neighbour decided to pee against his garage which faces my backyard, I went out to have a smoke and he turned his upper body towards me and started cursing and calling me ugly names. I called the police and explained what happened and my neighborhoodis composed of families with UMs. According to the police, since the neighbor hadn't turned completely around and exposed himself, he couldn't be charged with indecent exposure, though the cops did have a word with the man.



beargonewild -> RE: Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh! (9/9/2007 6:24:00 PM)

Well, just finished replying back to a message from a male sub I recieved earlier. He does intrigue me but in his profile pic, it shows him wearing a collar. So I expressed my concern about that and if he is already collared. Time will tell if he is owned by another or if that's just a piece of jewelry he wears!



earthycouple -> RE: Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh! (9/9/2007 6:26:10 PM)

a good question....I had a guy do the same with me once...he said he liked to show himself collared so others would know he's open and willing....I'm thinking he could just write that in, no?



beargonewild -> RE: Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh! (9/9/2007 6:31:21 PM)

In my reply I did ask if he is owned and collared. He does state he's seeking a poly household. So I'll wait and see what his response back is and will be relying on my inner instinct to see if he's authentic or a player.



beargonewild -> RE: Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh! (9/9/2007 6:34:13 PM)

I know the very first collar I wore was given to me by a very dear and close friend and sometimes lover. I proudly wore it as a gesture of the deep emotions we held for each other, yet we weren't in a D/s relationship.



earthycouple -> RE: Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh! (9/9/2007 6:48:32 PM)

I still have the rope collars purchased for me by the man who I called "Sir"....and when I'm particularly sappy I take em out and just touch them.....



earthycouple -> RE: Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh! (9/9/2007 6:49:39 PM)

hum



sappatoti -> RE: Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh! (9/9/2007 6:55:19 PM)

I've never had a collar. But I did have a gold neck chain with an Italian horn given to me by my best friend of 25 years. It never came off, until that one day she betrayed our friendship. That necklace now lies about 15,000 feet down, on the sea bead, just off the coast of the US Virgin Islands. The level of betrayal I felt was such that I felt the only way to deal with it was to bury the symbol so deep so as to never be given the opportunity to recover.

So, while I've never been collared, I do think I can relate a little to the emotions people give them.



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