RE: Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh! (Full Version)

All Forums >> [Casual Banter] >> Polls and Other Random Stupidity



Message


MistressSassy66 -> RE: Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh! (9/14/2007 12:01:48 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: earthycouple

we'll make stops every so often and spank each other! hehehe

ok, I just read the funniest profile....poor guy.......
i am frustrated in my search for a Dominant Woman to serve.  i don't want a pro, i want a D/s relationship.  i believe in Female Supremacy.  i choose who i submit to and that is a gift as well.  i can be a bit vain when it comes to looks.  i need to be attracted to the Woman i submit to.



Gee...I wonder if his standards is whats making it difficult.




sappatoti -> RE: Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh! (9/14/2007 12:05:08 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: subinmaine2

That's them, the evil little squiggly fucks...i have what's called a black cherry tree (not real *cherries* but it grows (or should at this point) small black berries that the birds LOVE) in the middle of my freaking yard...it's a GORGEOUS tree and it's one big tent right now....with the fog this morning, it looked absolutely creepy...not bad if it were halloween, but god dammit my birdie friends are supposed to be feasting right now and those fuckers have COVERED the entire tree...limbs and trunk and all *poutpoutpout*


My grandfather used to fashion an extended handle for a propane blowtorch to burn those "squiggly fucks" out of the trees. While the branches and leaves that are affected by the tents would be burned, the rest of the tree would be OK. And, the following year, the areas that burned would return to normal. But, that was for maples, ashes, and birches. I don't know how flames would affect your cherry tree.

Of course, I wouldn't recommend this if you're in a drought situation, since the falling of flaming tents and "squiggly fucks" might catch your lawn or other undergrowth on fire. But, I admit, there was a certain satisfaction in watching that flaming, gooey mess come crashing to the ground from 20 or 30 feet up. It reminded me of those B-grade sci-fi flicks I used to watch as a kid on Saturday afternoons.

[sm=evil.gif]




MistressSassy66 -> RE: Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh! (9/14/2007 12:05:37 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: beargonewild

Welcome aboard MistressSassy!



Ahoy there bear...
Or is it welcome aboard a train?  [:D]

Thank you in either case





cuffnspankme -> RE: Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh! (9/14/2007 12:06:19 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: earthycouple

we'll make stops every so often and spank each other! hehehe




I would be up for more then spankings *innocent whistle*




beargonewild -> RE: Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh! (9/14/2007 12:06:24 PM)

Welcome!




beargonewild -> RE: Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh! (9/14/2007 12:07:24 PM)

If there's any biting and mauling, I am so there  <weg>




cuffnspankme -> RE: Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh! (9/14/2007 12:08:37 PM)

Ok, off to shower and get the UM from school. Later all, I will be back...heh




earthycouple -> RE: Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh! (9/14/2007 12:09:31 PM)

Sassy...but but...he's a female supremacist!  lmao

so ya gotta know I emailed him...only made sense to offer up some sage advice, no? 

my email to him....

"you might not be so frustrated if you didn't contradict yourself so much in your profile. 
A female supremacist doesn't choose to whom he submits, he is chosen.  A female supremacist doesn't consider submission a gift he believes it is her right to take.  A female supremacist isn't vain.  He's humble, thankful and willing." 



his back to me....

"Thanks for Your philosophy on D/s but it is unsolicited and invalid.  Don't act like You wrote the book on it when You can't even get Your "husband" to comply.

So if some old lady that i am not attracted to just enslaves me, that's ok?  No, that is rape.  i don't freely submit to anyone.

Should Your husband just submit to Your daugther's friend and be enslaved by Her?  Please deal with reality."

And he's a female supremecist! nice, eh?  (I'm about supremacy, as I'm sure my fellow arghonians are aware..but come on...even I know this guy is clueless, no?  am I wrong here?

hehe...I'm not dealing in reality everyone...I'm so sad..... some one come coddle me.....hehe




MistressSassy66 -> RE: Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh! (9/14/2007 12:14:42 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: sappatoti

quote:

ORIGINAL: subinmaine2

That's them, the evil little squiggly fucks...i have what's called a black cherry tree (not real *cherries* but it grows (or should at this point) small black berries that the birds LOVE) in the middle of my freaking yard...it's a GORGEOUS tree and it's one big tent right now....with the fog this morning, it looked absolutely creepy...not bad if it were halloween, but god dammit my birdie friends are supposed to be feasting right now and those fuckers have COVERED the entire tree...limbs and trunk and all *poutpoutpout*


My grandfather used to fashion an extended handle for a propane blowtorch to burn those "squiggly fucks" out of the trees. While the branches and leaves that are affected by the tents would be burned, the rest of the tree would be OK. And, the following year, the areas that burned would return to normal. But, that was for maples, ashes, and birches. I don't know how flames would affect your cherry tree.

Of course, I wouldn't recommend this if you're in a drought situation, since the falling of flaming tents and "squiggly fucks" might catch your lawn or other undergrowth on fire. But, I admit, there was a certain satisfaction in watching that flaming, gooey mess come crashing to the ground from 20 or 30 feet up. It reminded me of those B-grade sci-fi flicks I used to watch as a kid on Saturday afternoons.

[sm=evil.gif]


Have seen that and it does look pretty nasty.
In times of drought,if you have a garden hose with really strong pressure you can spray them out of the tree...Thats fuckin funny...they kind go everywhere.

Or just use something long enough to pull them out.

I had one near the house...I put bird seed in it,the birds killed them.




beargonewild -> RE: Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh! (9/14/2007 12:14:46 PM)

Yanno, I want to know one thing...why is it that break ups become so tough to deal with?  I mean, he tells me a couple days ago he met another a couple months ago and is so crazy about this new guy. Then a short while ago, I'm hearing all about a trip he planning next month as a birthday gift to his new flame and assumes I'm sitting here all so happy about this. I mean WTF.
 




sappatoti -> RE: Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh! (9/14/2007 12:17:08 PM)

Damn!

"unsolicited and invalid"...

I was perved the other day by a Domme who might want to have a word or two with him. I think they might be a good match for one another. [sm=evil.gif]




beargonewild -> RE: Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh! (9/14/2007 12:17:13 PM)

Ahhhhh  poor Donna, there there everything will be all right. *pats Donna on the back*
If it'll make you feel better, you can take out your frustrations on me and I'll supply the needles and the clothespins  <weg>




subinmaine2 -> RE: Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh! (9/14/2007 12:17:18 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: sappatoti

quote:

ORIGINAL: subinmaine2

That's them, the evil little squiggly fucks...i have what's called a black cherry tree (not real *cherries* but it grows (or should at this point) small black berries that the birds LOVE) in the middle of my freaking yard...it's a GORGEOUS tree and it's one big tent right now....with the fog this morning, it looked absolutely creepy...not bad if it were halloween, but god dammit my birdie friends are supposed to be feasting right now and those fuckers have COVERED the entire tree...limbs and trunk and all *poutpoutpout*


My grandfather used to fashion an extended handle for a propane blowtorch to burn those "squiggly fucks" out of the trees. While the branches and leaves that are affected by the tents would be burned, the rest of the tree would be OK. And, the following year, the areas that burned would return to normal. But, that was for maples, ashes, and birches. I don't know how flames would affect your cherry tree.

Of course, I wouldn't recommend this if you're in a drought situation, since the falling of flaming tents and "squiggly fucks" might catch your lawn or other undergrowth on fire. But, I admit, there was a certain satisfaction in watching that flaming, gooey mess come crashing to the ground from 20 or 30 feet up. It reminded me of those B-grade sci-fi flicks I used to watch as a kid on Saturday afternoons.

[sm=evil.gif]


Sir? Take notes on this!  If my tree survives this onslaught i want to make DAMN sure they don't get a foothold next year!

Sappa...i did hear that the ONLY way to get rid of them was by burning the nests out...*sigh* i should've just hired an arborist to come in as soon as i saw the tents growing *grrrr*




earthycouple -> RE: Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh! (9/14/2007 12:17:26 PM)

awww I'm sorry to hear that bear.....*snuggle in the corner with me*




earthycouple -> RE: Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh! (9/14/2007 12:18:40 PM)

ooohh I feel much better bear!  just thinking about needles!




beargonewild -> RE: Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh! (9/14/2007 12:20:18 PM)

*runs over and snuggles beside Donna*
btw - that slave who Cmailed me and I replied back asking him to tell me more about himself outside of WIITWD, he hasn't responded back lol. That was 2 days ago!




instynctive -> RE: Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh! (9/14/2007 12:20:40 PM)

No cuff, that wasn't directed at you.. hence the "EVERYONE".. :-P

Spanking?  Hrmm...




ocilla -> RE: Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh! (9/14/2007 12:22:44 PM)

Hey M.Sassy!  Cool the neighbor's have come for a visit.  I checked out your site! Nicely done, nicely done.  Impressive dungeon too.  It reminds me my artist friend's studios - well I suppose that is fitting as BDSM is perhaps your art.

Chris Garver is the cool one on MiamiInk - I agree.  The talent with the geeky absorbed artist thing is kind magnetic. 

Who gets to give Sir Insty a spankin?  I wanna give him a few licks?  ;-) yeah, that would be fun.

Cuff's and D come through Atlanta on your way down and pick me up will ya.  If I can't go for some reason I will make sure you have a satisfying break in the road trip while here.  Ya know you could also grab Sapp(unless he is hiding up a tree somewhere) , BSB and Ghita along the way too.  We'd make a really good episode for the show huh?  We could maybe take over the tat studio or the bar and turn it kinky for a show.  They have chairs and tables we could strap em too....I would love to see that little intern dude get to have his way with Ami - Ami is a total ass to him. 




beargonewild -> RE: Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh! (9/14/2007 12:24:50 PM)

Anybody seieng the news about OJ and a casino robbery?




earthycouple -> RE: Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh! (9/14/2007 12:26:37 PM)

ooohhh Ocilla is using her head! She's so smart...we could all be featured on the show too!  Man....I wish I had thought of that!  We'll rent a huge SUV and make it happen!




Page: <<   < prev  183 184 [185] 186 187   next >   >>

Valid CSS!




Collarchat.com © 2026
Terms of Service Privacy Policy Spam Policy
0.25