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Jacobthm -> RE: Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh! (9/18/2007 1:53:24 PM)

Ah, the smell of bdussy and cologne. That alone is motivation to get up in the morning.




cuffnspankme -> RE: Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh! (9/18/2007 1:55:07 PM)

My motivation used to be the smell of dirty diapers and baby powder. I need to find another job like that...*Sigh*




GhitaAmati -> RE: Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh! (9/18/2007 1:56:30 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Jacobthm

Ah, the smell of bdussy and cologne. That alone is motivation to get up in the morning.


writes this down in my journal as possibly important future information........




cuffnspankme -> RE: Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh! (9/18/2007 1:58:45 PM)

*laughs at Ghita, she is so cute*




GhitaAmati -> RE: Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh! (9/18/2007 2:01:17 PM)

grins..thanks...i think....




Jacobthm -> RE: Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh! (9/18/2007 2:07:03 PM)

Ghita, you truly are the best thing to happen to my self esteem since Friday. 




cuffnspankme -> RE: Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh! (9/18/2007 2:08:19 PM)

Hmmm I received an email with a mans home AND cell phone numbers in it. What to do, What do to? Anyone here want them? He wants to be my slave and worship my feet. *sigh*




beargonewild -> RE: Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh! (9/18/2007 2:10:16 PM)

Thanks but no thanks. Not in the market for a slave yet  <weg>





Jacobthm -> RE: Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh! (9/18/2007 2:13:29 PM)

If I was stateside definitelly. Stupidity truly does bring out the asshole in me. Still you could have some fun with this.




GhitaAmati -> RE: Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh! (9/18/2007 2:14:37 PM)

I need a slave.....it would be soooo great to have someone do my cleaning and dishes for me...and added foot massages wouldnt be all that bad. Id prefer a female slave though.....


Jacob...honestly..its not your self esteem im trying to stoke....but shrugs....Ill get whatever I can take....grins....




BossyShoeBitch -> RE: Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh! (9/18/2007 2:16:33 PM)

pssstt..  Ghita...  I perved Jacob's profile..  you have good taste!




beargonewild -> RE: Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh! (9/18/2007 2:17:18 PM)

That's true, I could have lots of fun with that but I'm being fairly generous today for some foolish reason!




GhitaAmati -> RE: Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh! (9/18/2007 2:19:22 PM)

Thanks BSB....if I ever get him to Florida Ill share him with you....*weg*




cuffnspankme -> RE: Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh! (9/18/2007 2:19:56 PM)

I know I could have fun with it, just pondering and willing to share...
Jacob, what would you do? Bear?




DiurnalVampire -> RE: Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh! (9/18/2007 2:19:58 PM)

I was told today that there is nothing as sexy as a woman who smells of mens cologne. And nothing as enviable as the man who got her to smell that way.
I am not sure why I was tempted to post this here, nor where on earth the sentiment came from...
but it just feels right, so here ya go.  My 2 cents

DV
who obviously needs a nap




GhitaAmati -> RE: Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh! (9/18/2007 2:23:38 PM)

Why thank you DV...that was a very profound statement.....soo....Jacob...what kind of cologne do you wear?

And Im with cuffs....I wanna know what you two guys would do to the slave handing out his numbers??




beargonewild -> RE: Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh! (9/18/2007 2:24:46 PM)

Hmmm.....have him serve my other male friends, both orally and anally!  <weg>
Deny him permission to hand out his phone numbers withoput my explicit permission
Maybe loan him to insty for some discipline training?




GhitaAmati -> RE: Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh! (9/18/2007 2:30:09 PM)

mmmm....anal....ive been having some recent fun with anal....for the first time in over 6 years.....were going slow for a few reasons...but so far its been really great.....


Jacob is now heading to bed....so I guess we will have to wait to find out what he would do to the idiot....


With that...I think I need to go do something now also.......





Jacobthm -> RE: Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh! (9/18/2007 2:33:57 PM)

My self esteem isn't the only thing that's been stroked recently, also my hypothetical snake lol. Insofar as me getting to Fla. I've a while before I can even think about going stateside, new semester and academic responsibility blah blah blah.

About the male slave, I'd suggest passing his number along to some of the gay doms who have a sense of humor (if you know any) or at least someone who can pull off gay dom on the phone if the guy doesn't swing that way.  If he's married call his house phone when he's at work pretending to be crying saying "how could you?! She was my sister!" If he's not then just call him from payphones ad random hours and breathe heavily into the phone, finish it up with a very threatening "We're watching you." and hang up. Alternatively you could call him and pretend to be from homeland security and the call is regarding him visiting sites that could pose a significant risk to the security of the united states. When he denies it accuse him of being a terrorist and tell him agents are on their way "for an interview."

That's just off the top of my head.
Have fun.





cuffnspankme -> RE: Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh! (9/18/2007 2:34:37 PM)

I am off to go make dinner, something with ground beef. Maybe goulash or something fun like that...I will return later. Lets get this over 250 posts today people, we can do it...




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