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The Ten Twinkie Commandments. 1.) You shall have no other Twinkies before me. 2.) Shall not make any carved or graven images of Twinkies before me. 3.) You shalt not defile the name of your Twinkie. 4.) You shalt remember the Twinkie day & keep it Holy. 5.) You shalt honor the Twinkie and is creator. 6.) You shalt not murder anothers Twinkie. 7.) You shalt not cheat on your Twinkie. 8.) You shalt not steal another's Twinkie. 9.) You shalt not tell false stories about your Twinkie to your neighbor. 10.) You shalt not covet your neighbors Twinkie or the box of them he has. -Darien.-
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