BossyShoeBitch
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Joined: 1/13/2007 From: South Florida Status: offline
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Sorry I'm a day late with on the giving birth subject.. I was sick and fast asleep for most of Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday.. My first one, I was having contractions all day. When my husband came home I told him I was feeling "weird". "Define weird?", he says. "I don't know.. Not sure if it's labor or not." "Ok, well is it OK if I go to baseball practice then?" "WHAT???!???!?" Anyway, he didn't go to baseball practice, we went to hospital that evening, everything pretty much went ok.. epidural basically stopped my contractions so we hung out most of the night twiddling our thumbs complaining we were bored..LOL.. Got a shot of pitocin that morning and that sped things right up... Turned out my cervix was tilted a funny way and the nurse reached in and PULLED IT!!!!! FUCKING OUCH!! Next birth 3 years later, I had the HOTTEST ob/gyn! He promised that he would be the one to deliver me. When I went into labor, his wife was out of town and he got a babysitter so he could come to the hospital. OMG, he was dressed so nice and smelled sooo good.. That birth was a piece of cake (except for the knot in the cord)... My best friend was in there with us too and she and I were like fucking teenagers.. My husband sat shaking his head and laughing at us...
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