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divi -> RE: Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh! (9/21/2007 12:35:34 PM)
shimmies behind BSB

e01n -> RE: Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh! (9/21/2007 12:36:32 PM)
As I've been roused from my deathbed for some image surgery... facial hair: Donna, you know that "distinguished" look that I have at my temples? It's now down into my beard and isn't that great looking. So my bosses' are doing me a favor by telling me to shave until the end of season... boots: I'm now down to 2 pair - a pair of actual workboots (Timberland, yellow, steel toe) and my old Carolina GI boots. I trashed my old 20-eyes walking around in the MN slush and never got around to replacing them. Maybe, if I move closer to Chicago I might choose to... shallowness: constant shallowness leads to evil. It's also a great album by Coil. random people: the more the merrier, no? cowgirls at poolside: eh, it's a bit small and the face is obscured too much for my tastes - but a great pic all the same dirty clothes: go in the hamper or in the garbage bag that lives in your suitcase. butt shots: very few are flattering. Hannah Montana: I still don't get the appeal. philosophy: I can't imagine following one that doesn't acknowledge "Restaurant Sketch" (Monty Python, episode 2 aka Sex and Violence) as pure comic genius on a par with Proust in Guermand's Way. necks: I live in Terre Haute IN. Most of the ones around me are rather scarlet or crimson.

GhitaAmati -> RE: Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh! (9/21/2007 12:36:52 PM)
oh wow....I never knew I was so loved......Id be happy to spank all of you as soon as someone tells me how......

Celeste43 -> RE: Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh! (9/21/2007 12:37:35 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: GhitaAmati I was given a list of things to search for on the web today....toys and other fun unmentionables...some for me and some for other uses....and am supposed to hunt down what I think would be my favorite in each category and leave the webpage open for Him to look at when He gets home.......but how the hell am I supposed to know what I would or wouldnt like if Ive never tried it before???! Half of this stuff I dont know how it even works much less how I think it would feel.....and what about the stuff he wants me to get to use on someone else...how do I know what to buy if I dont know what that person is in to? I mean...say a strap on...I dont know how to shop for someone elses body!?....Argghhh...Hell..I dont even know how to shop for my own body....... I wouldn't feel comfortable leaving the page open on the computer where the smaller people might see it. What I would do is write him an email with links, and my comments or questions about each item under every link. That way he could answer your questions one by one.

earthycouple -> RE: Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh! (9/21/2007 12:38:01 PM)
Sappatoti....you my dear are absolved from your duties. I sold bear in an auction this morning because he failed to follow through with my desires. I will now own you. Your job is to sit nicely at my feet and be button cute. you can eat what you want, speak freely and adore me. Easy yes? S

divi -> RE: Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh! (9/21/2007 12:39:07 PM)
~ shimmies out be back soon ~

sappatoti -> RE: Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh! (9/21/2007 12:39:23 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: GhitaAmati I was given a list of things to search for on the web today....toys and other fun unmentionables...some for me and some for other uses....and am supposed to hunt down what I think would be my favorite in each category and leave the webpage open for Him to look at when He gets home.......but how the hell am I supposed to know what I would or wouldnt like if Ive never tried it before???! Half of this stuff I dont know how it even works much less how I think it would feel.....and what about the stuff he wants me to get to use on someone else...how do I know what to buy if I dont know what that person is in to? I mean...say a strap on...I dont know how to shop for someone elses body!?....Argghhh...Hell..I dont even know how to shop for my own body....... Were you given a specific person to shop for? If you were, then it would be difficult. But if not, then choose someone in your mind with whom you're already familiar and make the appropriate selections. As for yourself, if there's something that you've wanted to try but don't know if you'll like it, choose the smallest, or softest version of that toy or device. You can always go harder or larger later on.

beargonewild -> RE: Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh! (9/21/2007 12:40:28 PM)
Sheesh! grins The first always paves the way for the replacements ROFL. Ghita you have mail

earthycouple -> RE: Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh! (9/21/2007 12:41:42 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Celeste43 quote: ORIGINAL: GhitaAmati I was given a list of things to search for on the web today....toys and other fun unmentionables...some for me and some for other uses....and am supposed to hunt down what I think would be my favorite in each category and leave the webpage open for Him to look at when He gets home.......but how the hell am I supposed to know what I would or wouldnt like if Ive never tried it before???! Half of this stuff I dont know how it even works much less how I think it would feel.....and what about the stuff he wants me to get to use on someone else...how do I know what to buy if I dont know what that person is in to? I mean...say a strap on...I dont know how to shop for someone elses body!?....Argghhh...Hell..I dont even know how to shop for my own body....... I wouldn't feel comfortable leaving the page open on the computer where the smaller people might see it. What I would do is write him an email with links, and my comments or questions about each item under every link. That way he could answer your questions one by one. um, interesting pop in for no apparent reason....I'd not feel comfortable doing as I was told by my Sir since I live in the house and know who does what with whom when and why. How do you knows UMs will be there? How do you know they have access to the computer? How do you know that she won't minimize, then let the screen saver come up which is password protected? How do you know she won't be either with the pc or the UMs until he gets home?

sappatoti -> RE: Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh! (9/21/2007 12:43:02 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: earthycouple Sappatoti....you my dear are absolved from your duties. I sold bear in an auction this morning because he failed to follow through with my desires. I will now own you. Your job is to sit nicely at my feet and be button cute. you can eat what you want, speak freely and adore me. Easy yes? S pinches myself, thinking that offer is a dream Sure... why not! And, since you're so adorable, it would be my pleasure. :)

GhitaAmati -> RE: Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh! (9/21/2007 12:43:56 PM)
bear has to stand on one foot, hop, and eat grapes with his hands behind his back...and sappa gets to sit and talk and eat?...oh wow sappa...you should feel overly lucky.... and Celeste....it doesnt matter what I leave up on the screen the smaller people will not see it...they have been shipped off for the weekend.....thus the whole point of cramming lots of toy shopping and tattoo getting into this weekend.....

earthycouple -> RE: Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh! (9/21/2007 12:46:40 PM)
hehe....I have a sappatoti at my feet now! hehe

earthycouple -> RE: Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh! (9/21/2007 12:48:08 PM)
yeah, I learned my lesson..if it's too hard they go and eat chocolate on you...so now I'm the easy dominant S

GhitaAmati -> RE: Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh! (9/21/2007 12:48:19 PM)
yall need to forgive my posting style for right now...quoting and replying isnt working because right mouse button isnt working...not sure why...I think I got it sticky with too much cybering....I couldnt help it staring at BSBs photo.... yea...what Donna said..... Sappa....I was basically told to buy things for two specific people....but with the understanding that at some point those things might be used on other people (yes, we use condoms on all our toys.....)

michelle69 -> RE: Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh! (9/21/2007 12:49:10 PM)
49ers super bowl champ this year

scifi1133 -> RE: Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh! (9/21/2007 12:49:11 PM)
rotflmao...good im glad im not the only one whose learned that lol.

GhitaAmati -> RE: Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh! (9/21/2007 12:50:29 PM)
Donna...if you would just order them to eat chocolate...then they still get to follow your orders and do what they want all at the same time.... 90% of the time..thats what my Sir does...asks my opinion...thinks for a moment...then orders me to do what ever it is I said I wanted to do....life works out so well that way.....and the 10% of the time he has to tell me to do something different than what I want...its alot easier to live with knowing it doesnt happen very often....

sappatoti -> RE: Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh! (9/21/2007 12:52:53 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: GhitaAmati Donna...if you would just order them to eat chocolate...then they still get to follow your orders and do what they want all at the same time.... 90% of the time..thats what my Sir does...asks my opinion...thinks for a moment...then orders me to do what ever it is I said I wanted to do....life works out so well that way.....and the 10% of the time he has to tell me to do something different than what I want...its alot easier to live with knowing it doesnt happen very often.... Isn't that, though, a form of "topping from the bottom," in a vague kind of way?

GhitaAmati -> RE: Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh! (9/21/2007 12:55:08 PM)
not really....cause in truth...I never know if he is gonna let me do what I want or not...I trust him to take my opinions into consideration....and if he feels he needs to go against my wishes, I do what he asks without hesitation....Im just a very lucky sub in that he doesnt often have different opinions than me....

earthycouple -> RE: Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh! (9/21/2007 12:56:44 PM)
Ghita...sorry if I got in the middle of something back there...but I didn't think it was right to judge and give advice when someone was clueless as to the situation at hand...I don't like it when my friends are picked on for no good reasons S

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