BossyShoeBitch
Posts: 3931
Joined: 1/13/2007 From: South Florida Status: offline
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ORIGINAL: ocilla ummmm I made a chocolate cream pie this morning. its tasty...mm, mm, mm, mm uuhh uhh ewwwwwwwwwwww the cat just farted on me. totally ruining my chocolate pie moment. giitt! off a my lap you stinker. I just ruined a perfectly good keyboard!!! Some words just instantly make me laugh! Fart, doodie, VAGINA, (esp. when said very loudly by a 3 year old boy um in the middle of Target), ...yeah, I'm a dork... But apparently a dork that can suck c**k like an Olympic Gold Medalist!!
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