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mnottertail -> RE: Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh! (10/1/2007 9:08:12 AM)

Yeah, you can-----

Feast your eyes on the phone bill once, if you are a hard comer. That's pretty fucked, in my judgement.

Ron




divi -> RE: Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh! (10/1/2007 9:09:01 AM)

lol Ron




KMsAngel -> RE: Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh! (10/1/2007 9:09:18 AM)

lol, ron, the wonders of VOIP




earthycouple -> RE: Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh! (10/1/2007 9:09:58 AM)

lmao Ron




domiguy -> RE: Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh! (10/1/2007 9:10:52 AM)

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ORIGINAL: mnottertail

Yeah, you can-----

Feast your eyes on the phone bill once, if you are a hard comer. That's pretty fucked, in my judgement.

Ron


Nothing like a long distance relationship to get the juices flowing....After A long session I love the smell that the "o" key leaves on my middle finger.

Love you Ronnie.




mnottertail -> RE: Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh! (10/1/2007 9:11:47 AM)

not worth it--------------the squirting orgasm sounds like

AGHHHHHHH <silence>  GHHHHHHHHHHHHHH <long silence> GHHHHHHHHH <interminable silence> GHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH <static and clicks> GHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH <ad infinitum>

and that just dont grease my pole properly.

Ron




divi -> RE: Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh! (10/1/2007 9:12:58 AM)

kinda cool when call waiting beeps in .. and its an important call lol




KMsAngel -> RE: Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh! (10/1/2007 9:14:38 AM)

*collapses in a fit of laughter* down to earth. that's domi and ron. a cute double act, btw




BossyShoeBitch -> RE: Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh! (10/1/2007 9:15:17 AM)

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ORIGINAL: BossyShoeBitch

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ORIGINAL: domiguy

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ORIGINAL: e01n

Fuck you, Domi... [;)]


I would considered myself fucked...If I were trapped and had to live somewhere around Gurnee, Il.


I just peed my pants..



GAWD!!!
What beautiful poetry you make, BSB....

*sigh*

Ron

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earthycouple -> RE: Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh! (10/1/2007 9:16:53 AM)

hmmm phone sex...not my cup of tea normally...but I admit to having done it once or twice in my life. 




domiguy -> RE: Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh! (10/1/2007 9:17:53 AM)

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ORIGINAL: divi

kinda cool when call waiting beeps in .. and its an important call lol


I can only imagine that your phone smells like it fell into the holding tank of one of the boats on the "Deadliest Catch."




KMsAngel -> RE: Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh! (10/1/2007 9:19:24 AM)

actually i'm kinda surprised by men who don't use a bit of phone sex or im'ing as foreplay.




divi -> RE: Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh! (10/1/2007 9:20:33 AM)

lol...
Domi you are just mad cause I turned you down the last time we spoke.. member I told you sorry sweetie I'd love to .. but Dancing with the stars is on ..and my tivo isn't working lol




BossyShoeBitch -> RE: Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh! (10/1/2007 9:21:17 AM)

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ORIGINAL: domiguy

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ORIGINAL: divi

kinda cool when call waiting beeps in .. and its an important call lol


I can only imagine that your phone smells like it fell into the holding tank of one of the boats on the "Deadliest Catch."


pssst.. Domi, c'mere.. No, really c'mere, I have to tell you something...

(whispers in Domi's ear, "just because it's called 'phone sex', it doesn't really mean that you fuck the actual phone..")




earthycouple -> RE: Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh! (10/1/2007 9:23:27 AM)

I'm glad someone finally told him, BSB...how horrible it must be when he wraps that cord around his cock til it turns all blue.....he must stop cutting off circulation to his brain that way....




domiguy -> RE: Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh! (10/1/2007 9:24:01 AM)

Phone sex is so fucking weak....Whatchooo got on?  "Ooooo Domi I'm so wet".....Wow!!....The wind is out of the West...I'm not sure if that is you or I'm picking up some of the boquet from Gary, Indiana.




GhitaAmati -> RE: Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh! (10/1/2007 9:24:16 AM)

oh damn...so thats what Ive been doing wrong.....damn phone is always getting way too sticky...





KMsAngel -> RE: Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh! (10/1/2007 9:24:41 AM)

pssst, ur between earthy and e01n up there in the peanut gallery, domi, the NICE thing would be to graciously move to the side a bit

never mind, too much shuffling up there




mnottertail -> RE: Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh! (10/1/2007 9:25:18 AM)

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ORIGINAL: earthycouple

I'm glad someone finally told him, BSB...how horrible it must be when he wraps that cord around his cock til it turns all blue.....he must stop cutting off circulation to his brain that way....


choking the chicken is one form of breath play, I suppose.
Ron




GhitaAmati -> RE: Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh! (10/1/2007 9:28:18 AM)

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ORIGINAL: earthycouple

hum...football.  It's on.  I can't change the channel (at work) and the "men of the house" are jumping and hollaring and complaining about it.  hum.

and now for something completely different.....have I told my Arghinian friends that my two year old knows the sounds that animals make? 
  • cows say moo
  • horses say neigh
  • cats say meow
  • dogs say woof
  • and of course....dragons say eat the humans! 


yeah...this is what we are teaching my UMs....that and well..."bring out your dead" "20 pounds for the king!" and "hazzah"  did I spell hazzah right?


OMG...now I see why I love you Donna (Sorry...Im still slowly catching up on all I missed this weekend)

My UMs know that a duck says "aflack" and a rabbit says "whats up doc"..my 2yo also says "dee da dee" or how ever you spell it....its funny....




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