popeye1250
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Joined: 1/27/2006 From: New Hampshire Status: offline
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I got these in an e-mail from a friend but I bet you guys can come up with some more! World's Shortest Books "Dating Etiquette" By Mike Tyson "Things I like about Bill" By Hillary Clinton "Things I Can't Afford" By Bill Gates "My little Book of Personal Hygiene" By Osama Bin Laden "Things I Would Not Do For Money" By Dennis Rodman "All the Men I've Loved Before" By Ellen DeGeneres and Rosie O'Donnell "My Plan To Find The Real Killer" By O.J. Simpson "The Amish Phone Directory" "How to Drink And Drive Over Bridges" By Ted Kennedy "Complete Knowledge of Military Strategy" By Nancy Pelosi
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