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spankmepink11 -> Invasion of the body snatchers!! (8/20/2007 8:43:04 PM)

 
Subject: Scary........but this is happening everywhere

Some of you may be too young to have this happen to you but watch out - they're coming for you too!

Most of you have read the scare-mail about the person whose kidneys were stolen while he was passed out. Well, read on. While the kidney story was an urban legend, this one is not. It's happening every day.

My thighs were stolen from me during the night a few years ago. It was just that quick. I went to sleep in my body and woke up with someone else's thighs. The new ones had the texture of cooked oatmeal. Who would have done such a cruel thing to legs that had been mine for years? Whose
thighs were these and what happened to mine?

I spent the entire summer looking for my thighs. Finally, hurt and angry, I resigned myself to living out my life in jeans and Sheer Energy pantyhose.

Then, just when my guard was down, the thieves struck again. My butt was next. I knew it was the same gang, because they took pains to match my new rear end (although badly attached at least three inches lower than my original) to the thighs they stuck me with earlier. Now, my rear complemented my legs, lump for lump. Frantic, I prayed that long skirts would stay in fashion.

It was two years ago when I realized my arms had been switched. One morning I was fixing my hair and I watched horrified but fascinated as the flesh of my upper arms swung to and fro with the motion of the hairbrush. This was really getting scary. My body was being replaced one section at a time. How clever and fiendish.

Age? Age had nothing to do with it. Age is supposed to creep up, unnoticed, something like maturity. NO, I was being attacked repeatedly and without warning.

In despair, I gave up my T-shirts. What could they do to me next?

My poor neck disappeared more quickly than the Thanksgiving turkey it now resembled.

That's why I decided to tell my story. I can't take on the medical profession by myself. Women of the world, wake up and smell the coffee.  That really isn't plastic that those surgeons are using. You KNOW where they are getting those replacement parts, don't you?

The next time you suspect someone has had a face "lifted", look again. Was it lifted from you?

I think I finally found my thighs ... and I hope that Cindy Crawford paid a really good price for them!

This is not a hoax. This is happening to women in every town every night. WARN YOUR FRIENDS.

P.S. I must say that last year I thought someone had stolen my breasts. I was lying in bed and they were gone! As I jumped out of bed I was relieved to see that they had just been hiding in my armpits as I slept.

Now I keep them hidden in my waistband.









HypnoticDan -> RE: Invasion of the body snatchers!! (8/21/2007 5:42:34 AM)

I kept telling people that I didn't lose my mind, it was stolen. Nobody believed me.




seeksfemslave -> RE: Invasion of the body snatchers!! (8/21/2007 6:05:54 AM)

I know your are right Spankme because somebody stole my belly. Unfortunately what they put in its place the skin was not as smooth as the orginal. Same with my neck as well. What anyone would have used my belly for I cant guess, maybe filling for padded armchairs, something like that.
I'm bloodie mad I can tell you.




VadFarkas -> RE: Invasion of the body snatchers!! (8/21/2007 6:08:59 AM)

This reminds me of the TV ads that show some kids walking on the beach,
they find a belly and poke at it with sticks. Other ads had other body parts.
It might have been for a weight loss product but I can't remember.




seeksfemslave -> RE: Invasion of the body snatchers!! (8/21/2007 6:20:04 AM)

Well if it was my belly thats about the nearest I will ever come to "making it" in Show Biz.




TankII7871 -> RE: Invasion of the body snatchers!! (8/21/2007 6:29:14 AM)

I guess i should lock my doors at night now. Its not just women this is happening to, men also.  Someone replaced my body during the night too! I have to admit, its awesome to have the body of a God.  I just wish it wasn't Buddha.

Eric




VadFarkas -> RE: Invasion of the body snatchers!! (8/21/2007 6:30:48 AM)

Well I hope your "15 minutes of fame" will be more than someone poking you in the belly with some sticks. [:D]




Marc2b -> RE: Invasion of the body snatchers!! (8/21/2007 6:42:37 AM)

One of these days I'm going to track down and beat the crap out of the son of a bitch who stole my hair.




spankmepink11 -> RE: Invasion of the body snatchers!! (8/21/2007 7:51:23 AM)

I plan on taking my thighs back when i find them....




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