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Rumtiger -> A typical Tiger morning (8/25/2007 7:53:49 AM)
This just happened to me no more then an hour ago. I was with a girl I know, and I had left for a little bit to go and get some chocholate milk, I came back being a smartass and said "mmm I missed you so much" She: "awww..your sweet" Me: "erm..I was talking to the milk" She: [Immediatly storms out the door] ...whoops.

Aileen68 -> RE: A typical Tiger morning (8/25/2007 8:04:59 AM)
She was probably on the rag. You should be more sensitive.

Rumtiger -> RE: A typical Tiger morning (8/25/2007 8:07:18 AM)
Its morning and I had been drinking about 60 bucks worth of booze the night before, gimme a little slack for being a bit off focus.

mnottertail -> RE: A typical Tiger morning (8/25/2007 8:08:02 AM)
why didn't you shout out across the vastness of space and time to this hurredly skulking away figure: Eat a bowl of dicks, you cunt. It would have been the proper thing to do. Ron

Rumtiger -> RE: A typical Tiger morning (8/25/2007 8:14:13 AM)
upon teaching you the phrase Ron I made sure to tell you the correct ways to use it...with great power comes great responsibility after all.

desertdancer -> RE: A typical Tiger morning (8/25/2007 8:26:29 AM)
Ug, why would you want milk after all the booze ? Milk always "feels" sticky to me, like it's coating my throat, would not want that feeling the morning after I got into the booze.

Rumtiger -> RE: A typical Tiger morning (8/25/2007 8:37:22 AM)
Who said I had a hangover? and I dunno, just had a craving for Chocholate milk. So zipped to the Albertsons and got some nesquick, came back home, was savoring the taste of my childhood and then....whoops. By the way, is there a name for it when you put a little Bailey's in chocholate milk?

Aileen68 -> RE: A typical Tiger morning (8/25/2007 8:41:36 AM)
Welsh Farms makes the best chocolate milk. You should have brought the girl some. Maybe that's why she really got pissed.

Rumtiger -> RE: A typical Tiger morning (8/25/2007 8:44:08 AM)
Welsh farms could make something that tastes like the sacred juice off of Buddah's man-tits, its not gonna have the nostalgia factor of Quick. Edit: Cmon..I dont get at least one laugh from that? I coulda gone with the God's Balls version but I decided to get a little creative. Though i'm pretty sure if I went with the Virgin Mary version I'd be going straight to hell.

beargonewild -> RE: A typical Tiger morning (8/25/2007 9:04:01 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Rumtiger By the way, is there a name for it when you put a little Bailey's in chocholate milk? Uhm...chocolate milk....tiger style?

Rumtiger -> RE: A typical Tiger morning (8/25/2007 9:05:06 AM)
Nah, they already have a name like that called Tiger's milk... dont try it, its disgusting.

Rumtiger -> RE: A typical Tiger morning (8/25/2007 10:49:48 PM)
oh I found it by the way, its just called Irish Chocholate Milk.... yeah, real fuckin original there..

cuffnspankme -> RE: A typical Tiger morning (8/25/2007 11:32:20 PM)
Sounds like someone was a lil sensitive, You were probably better off with her gone

Tarisa -> RE: A typical Tiger morning (8/26/2007 11:25:24 PM)
Heya Tiger your stories are hilarious !!!!!!!!!!!!!

favesclava -> RE: A typical Tiger morning (8/28/2007 2:30:55 PM)
some grls have no sense of humor.

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