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Mylee -> RE: Toothpaste on Clit (7/10/2005 8:31:38 PM)

Sooooo-oo always looking for new beauty secrets, I decided to try washing my face with tooth paste like mentioned in the OP, I barely got it on when I felt this horrible burning ! Now Im bright red and itching, but oooh my skin is soft, and sparkling from the tooth whitening sprakles....Sparkley face soo not worth the burn! * Shakes head and whimpers*

my'lee




pandoravampire -> RE: Toothpaste on Clit (7/10/2005 10:12:57 PM)

LaMspeach,
dont wait for your master to get the hint, start topping from the bottom, and blob some toothpaste on your tongue, swill it all over your mouth, swallow, then start to lick and suck his cock. Remember to look up 'oh so innocently' as you do this lol.

leading by example is a known effective teaching tool. And im sure he wont mind once the tingles start for Him.




Rascalyrabbit -> . (7/11/2005 12:23:20 AM)

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Bbare45 -> RE: Toothpaste on Clit (7/11/2005 7:17:32 PM)

Pandora stole a bit of my thunder. I had a sub that surprised me on several occasions with bj's including the following items (not all at once, mind you)
cold coca cola
pop rocks
both the above together (MIND BLOWING TO BOOT)
toothpaste (that minty fresh smell lasts a LONG time not to mention you can use it to 'pay her back [:D] )

I've used the breath strips when giving her oral. Simply amazing when she was tied down and couldn't get away *weg*




cybele13 -> RE: Toothpaste on Clit (7/11/2005 7:53:28 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Vancouver_cinful
I have to admit it always seems like a myth until you actully try these things yourself...Some things may be far more intense than you bargain for...another example...ice inserted vaginally....NO thanks, not ever again!!!!

Everything is not for everyone, but it's always interesting finding out! ::grin::


And see, ice inserted in the vagina is on my list of favorite things...funny how some things work for some people and not for others...




mossy -> RE: Toothpaste on Clit (7/11/2005 10:38:40 PM)

i have a very long shopping list right now...thanks to all of you!!![:D]
my imagination is running wild!!! unfortunately...alone for the time being.[8D]




Lordandmaster -> RE: Toothpaste on Clit (7/11/2005 10:42:58 PM)

Cute suggestion--I'll have to make sure she doesn't see this. I've managed to get toothpaste on my dick once or twice while brushing my teeth naked. I don't recall any paroxysms of delight.

(And are we still allowed to refer to our own penises as "dick" or is that considered rude and offensive?)

quote:

ORIGINAL: pandoravampire

LaMspeach,
dont wait for your master to get the hint, start topping from the bottom, and blob some toothpaste on your tongue, swill it all over your mouth, swallow, then start to lick and suck his cock. Remember to look up 'oh so innocently' as you do this lol.

leading by example is a known effective teaching tool. And im sure he wont mind once the tingles start for Him.





phoenix52 -> RE: Toothpaste on Clit (7/12/2005 12:12:12 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: fp2012

OMG great post!!! As a matter of fact I figured out the joys of rubbing alcohol when I was 10 years old (I'm a sensualist, what can I say [:D] ) and does it ever burn!!! The tiniest little drop with huuuurrrrtt!!! But damn it makes you sensitive and if you want a really fast orgasm, that's the way to go!


LOL... when i was about 12 i was sitting naked on my bed, taking my nail polish off.... i wouldn't recommend it to anyone because i'm not sure about the safety, but i remember nail polish remover getting spilled on my crotch was an intense sensation... >:)




subversiveone -> RE: Toothpaste on Clit (7/12/2005 4:10:54 AM)

Tea tree oil! remember the old melaluca days? they put it in EVERYTHING toothpaste included. Adding it to shampoo is loverly ;)
Paul Mitchell Tea Tree shampoo is divine.
Is there a strictly COOLING gel that can be inserted anally?

Yes, LAM, dick is fine. But call me a dick-bitch and we've got problems ;) LOL





Lordandmaster -> RE: Toothpaste on Clit (7/12/2005 8:15:35 AM)

Yeah, except it's more like "Call SOMEONE ELSE a dick-bitch and we've got problems."

quote:

ORIGINAL: subversiveone

Yes, LAM, dick is fine. But call me a dick-bitch and we've got problems ;) LOL





pleasureforHim -> RE: Toothpaste on Clit (7/12/2005 11:51:33 AM)

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Yeah, except it's more like "Call SOMEONE ELSE a dick-bitch and we've got problems."


Read this thread is absolute amazement. Will never be able to food shop again without getting wet. i do have questions though.

Ginger root in yr ass? Sounds like a trip to the emergency room..and long, unpleasant conversations with yr insurance carrier.

Washing yr face with toothpaste? Criminey; i have like $400 worth of Lancome products for "washing my face" etc. Who knew?

All these different things to put on yr pussy...especially nail polish remover....i dunno..i'm a bit sensitive..how do you test em?

Things to put in yr mouth to enhance a blow job..do the Doms wanna weigh in? Did anything make a difference? (Also taking notes.)

Finally, what is a dick-bitch? i thought i knew all the curses.

pleasureforHim




EmeraldSlave2 -> RE: Toothpaste on Clit (7/12/2005 12:04:26 PM)


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ORIGINAL: pleasureforHim
Ginger root in yr ass? Sounds like a trip to the emergency room..and long, unpleasant conversations with yr insurance carrier.

Sounds like you don't know much about anal play and still might not know some basic stuff about the scene. Try and learn about a type of play before casting it off as something that can't be done reasonably.

Like any play, there are risks to be assessed and taken into account. But people do "figging," as it's called, quite frequently in the scene.




dominmd -> RE: Toothpaste on Clit (7/12/2005 5:05:29 PM)

Hmmmm, my list grows again.

What will Scope or listerine do for a woman, or will it work at all?

Breath strips---------have rope and tight knots.
Toothpaste for either sub or Dom-----------have gag and rope.

The cinimon idea sounds yummy too.




pleasureforHim -> RE: Toothpaste on Clit (7/12/2005 7:46:16 PM)

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Sounds like you don't know much about anal play and still might not know some basic stuff about the scene. Try and learn about a type of play before casting it off as something that can't be done reasonably.

Like any play, there are risks to be assessed and taken into account. But people do "figging," as it's called, quite frequently in the scene.


Yanno..i'd stand corrected..if the source were more reliable.

pleasureforHim




slavedesires -> RE: Toothpaste on Clit (7/12/2005 8:13:54 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: pleasureforHim

Things to put in yr mouth to enhance a blow job..do the Doms wanna weigh in? Did anything make a difference? (Also taking notes.)

Finally, what is a dick-bitch? i thought i knew all the curses.

pleasureforHim[/font][/size][/center][/color]


i dont know what a dick bitch is either.

but...if you use mints in your mouth before you suck cock..gives a good feeling to His cock initially.

i also know a dom who carries mints for those girls who curl and hurl with the taste of cum. [:D]

~~shy




nonuts4thshoney -> RE: Toothpaste on Clit (7/12/2005 9:43:17 PM)

maybe a dick-bitch is a chick who's packin'...lol!!





Lordandmaster -> RE: Toothpaste on Clit (7/12/2005 10:30:47 PM)

I'm assuming the reference was to this thread:

http://www.collarchat.com/m_123901/mpage_1/key_/tm.htm#123902

quote:

ORIGINAL: pleasureforHim
Finally, what is a dick-bitch? i thought i knew all the curses.




Quivver -> RE: Toothpaste on Clit (7/12/2005 10:32:51 PM)

( add to shopping list ) Pepermint Soap, what a surprise!




slavedesires -> RE: Toothpaste on Clit (7/12/2005 10:48:12 PM)

subversiveone used it first in this thread.....

quote:

ORIGINAL: Lordandmaster

Yeah, except it's more like "Call SOMEONE ELSE a dick-bitch and we've got problems."

quote:

ORIGINAL: subversiveone

Yes, LAM, dick is fine. But call me a dick-bitch and we've got problems ;) LOL




but these words were NEVER used on the thread you just posted, and subversiveone never even responded on that thread.... *sigh

quote:

ORIGINAL: Lordandmaster

I'm assuming the reference was to this thread:

http://www.collarchat.com/m_123901/mpage_1/key_/tm.htm#123902

quote:

ORIGINAL: pleasureforHim
Finally, what is a dick-bitch? i thought i knew all the curses.







Lordandmaster -> RE: Toothpaste on Clit (7/12/2005 11:48:11 PM)

I didn't invent the word "dick-bitch"; it was subversiveone, and I believe she was referring to YOUR rant on that thread. You can ask her for confirmation if you're really interested.




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