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RE: Toothpaste on Clit - 2/28/2006 3:51:10 PM   
nonuts4thshoney


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I strongly recommend anyone using fresh hot peppers be oh os careful. This can be amazingly intense and may last longer than you intend. Please just try the smallest bit first and if you like it go from there. I hate to see little subbies get hurt and this can HURT.


I'm so glad someone mentioned this. I just started reading this thread today.. and saw a couple people advocate using "the hottest peppers you can find"

Hot Peppers can actually BURN the skin, especially mucus membranes. The heat is stored in the oil of the vegetable, so it isn't easily removed from fingers, hands, or other body parts. A friend of mine actually gave her hubby a surprise. After a dinner of preparing hot peppers, later that night in the bedroom.. somehow a small remainder of the pepper oil had remained on her fingers (probably under her nails). He got the hottest handjob he ever had that night. I was told he washed it immediately and still had lingering heat.

If wanting to experiment with Hot Peppers, It would probably be safer to put the tip of your finger in the juice of the pepper and then apply a dab in the appropriate spot. I would not recommend actually using the pepper itself, until you're certain it can be tolerated without tissue damage.





Thanks for sharing this. Knowing me i woulda grabbed a hot pepper and started rubbing away

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RE: Toothpaste on Clit - 2/28/2006 5:23:09 PM   
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quote:

I think we've all heard of things that did this, everyday items bought at the local grocery store.


For the record, the "PopRocks Blowjob" didn't thrill Sir at all and was pretty sticky and messy. I would like to find the person who started this "Urban Legend" LOL.

Toothpaste on the other hand can be very fun indeed.

Kassie

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RE: Toothpaste on Clit - 2/28/2006 5:31:59 PM   
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OK, I wasn't gonna bother with this..........

Toothpaste on your clit........

Seven Pages.........

The New York Times didn't put that kinda space into the Japanese bombing pearl harbor for fucks sake........

I am not a doctor, but I play one on tv.......

consider:
tea tree oil (alternatively eucalyptus)........

and Niacin (a common B vitamine......Geritol, for you old geezers)

Slap that shit on your little happy hole!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(and hang on momma, you are headed for the rhubarb!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

LOLOLOL,
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RE: Toothpaste on Clit - 2/28/2006 7:01:15 PM   
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Sheesh Ron mate and here I was having a vision of you putting toohpaste on a brush and scrubbing your fangs with one hand and putting toothpaste on another toothbrush and brushing a sub's clit in unison to the tune of "Old Man River" or something from "Porgy & Bess" or even the "Volga Boat Song" ~~~ "Yo ho scrub hoe! Yo ho scrub hoe! ........."

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RE: Toothpaste on Clit - 2/28/2006 7:15:04 PM   
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I was having a vision of you putting toohpaste on a brush and scrubbing your fangs with one hand and putting toothpaste on another toothbrush and brushing a sub's clit in unison to the tune of "Old Man River" or something from "Porgy & Bess" or even the "Volga Boat Song" ~~~ "Yo ho scrub hoe! Yo ho scrub hoe! ........."


Now that sounds fun.

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RE: Toothpaste on Clit - 2/28/2006 7:30:58 PM   
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Shut the Fuck up, Iron Bear.......

Now I am gonna get all these wannabe's begging me to scrub their clit to the tune of the 'Volga Boatmen'

...........

Hold up there, Dawg.......gimme a sec.........

No, No.......I believe I can Hang with this here post........


Ja, Ja.........that sounds logical.........

Ron

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RE: Toothpaste on Clit - 2/28/2006 7:39:13 PM   
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Yay, it's the never-ending "toothpaste on clit" thread. When all mankind has perished from the earth and the world is a maze of rubble, some computer somewhere is going to malfunction and call up the "toothpaste on clit" thread.

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RE: Toothpaste on Clit - 2/28/2006 7:51:04 PM   
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I was instructed to do this, quite delightful.

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RE: Toothpaste on Clit - 2/28/2006 8:06:36 PM   
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Obviously you are denigrating the feminists, pal.

Everyone here is not on this site for sex, as you seem to be.....

Some of us take a common interest in the hygene of the vagina, you only seem to be interested in pussy.........this lifestyle is not only about sex for fuck's sake........there are many pages here about "toothpaste on your clit", which by it's very nature you can see is about the feelings, the lives, the struggles of a oppressed few, and I can see by your obviously wannabe response that you didn't read this thread before you posted your rather flaming response about.........

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.................
Never Mind

Ja, what he said is reasonable all you muff divers.........

Ron

so what is your point? you'd be the only one who has one.......LOL.

(Lam, c'mon you thought you would run into serious and thoughtful people here?)

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RE: Toothpaste on Clit - 2/28/2006 9:03:02 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: mnottertail

Some of us take a common interest in the hygene of the vagina, you only seem to be interested in pussy.........this lifestyle is not only about sex for fuck's sake........there are many pages here about "toothpaste on your clit", which by it's very nature you can see is about the feelings, the lives, the struggles of a oppressed few, and I can see by your obviously wannabe response that you didn't read this thread before you posted your rather flaming response about.........



*laughs so hard she nearly pees*

Oops... better be careful or I might need some more hygene care.

*snickers*

V

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RE: Toothpaste on Clit - 2/28/2006 9:35:28 PM   
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Oh, this shit should be fun as well as fulfilling, Ja?

And since your a little newer, I have nothing but respect for Lordandmaster (don't doubt that)..........

Don't mean I ain't gonna try and hose him up time to time. You should see some of his posts when he is serious.......and even when he is not.


Ron
(that guy KNOWS shit)

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RE: Toothpaste on Clit - 2/28/2006 9:44:34 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: Lordandmaster

Yay, it's the never-ending "toothpaste on clit" thread. When all mankind has perished from the earth and the world is a maze of rubble, some computer somewhere is going to malfunction and call up the "toothpaste on clit" thread.



LMAO... wtf did i start! i was just a newbie gettin my freak on in the shower. i wonder if it'll catch up to the association game? LMFAO!!!!


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RE: Toothpaste on Clit - 2/28/2006 10:04:44 PM   
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As always..........
A little ditty for the masses......

"The Notion of Women's fantasy is wholly fantasy, they are just dominating from the long way 'round.........."

Lordandmaster, 1984
excerpt from......
"The Book of Women's clit's, and the toothpaste they admire........"

National Geographic(1984), February issue, pp216-218. Co- Author, Linus Pauling............

Hope I attributed the footnotes correctly............

LOLOLOL,
Sort it out......

Ron

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RE: Toothpaste on Clit - 3/1/2006 8:15:08 AM   
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KY just gets warm.... doesn't do much for me honestly. But my Dom accidentally grabbed that bottle for anal play one night... my experience wasn't so pleasant there!

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RE: Toothpaste on Clit - 3/6/2006 7:00:48 PM   
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Try Tobasco brand hot sauce; very nice on cock and balls. Starts slow, builds up to a VERY intense burning sensation and the cools down. For me, the entire process occurs in about 15 minutes. The only effective way I know to alleviate the burning is to apply ice to the affected organ but that only works for a minute or two; then one needs to apply more ice. But of course, the ideal is to just suffer through the entire process; it makes for what seems like a very long 15 to 20 minutes.

I had a an internet sub apply some one to her puss; it was interesting to listen to the results on a phone. She would never do it again! Can't say I as blamed her.

With all of these "hot" applications one should test them first on a relatively safe but sensitive part of one's body; I have been told the underarm is a good place.

But Tobasco brand hot sauce will indeed give one quite a thrill! Just be sure the subject can tolerate it.

Warren

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RE: Toothpaste on Clit - 3/6/2006 7:08:46 PM   
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Soooo after the Tobasco fiasco, we need the toothpaste on the clit to make it sweet smelling (am researching flossing the clit.... Still load up the toothbrushes and .... "Yo Ho Heave Hoe.. Yo Ho Heave Hoe...."

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RE: Toothpaste on Clit - 3/7/2006 2:09:52 PM   
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ORIGINAL: slavedesires


i also know a dom who carries mints for those girls who curl and hurl with the taste of cum.

~~shy



Haha, I'm a curl and hurler

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RE: Toothpaste on Clit - 3/12/2006 4:02:15 PM   
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Ever hear of putting a nine volt battery on your tongue to test it? If you get a little shock, it works. If you rub liquid (lube of some kind works well) on your (or an unsuspecting sub's) skin, and put the 9 volt on it, it's the same effect. Just a little tiny zap, nothin' big, but an interesting experience!

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RE: Toothpaste on Clit - 3/31/2006 10:05:10 PM   
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yeah, I eat hot peppers and was eating them one night earlier in the evening.  I forgot to wash my hands, went to bed much later and then my girlfriend wanted to play...I got cussed out for awhile that night.  She ran to the shower and used the water to rinse and rinse herself off.  I didnt realize what had happened because it had been so long since I ate dinner but the juices were on my hands still and she didnt appreciate it.  I didnt think it would be an issue so always wash your hands after eating them as well or you might get more than you bargined for out of it.
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RE: Toothpaste on Clit - 4/21/2006 10:13:03 PM   
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Try ginger root as an anal plug...WOW

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