RE: Anal bleaching?

Join Our Community

Collarchat.com

Home Login Search

RE: Anal bleaching?

View related threads: (in this forum | in all forums)

Logged in as: Guest

All Forums >> [Community Discussions] >> Health and Safety >> RE: Anal bleaching?

Page: << < prev 1 [2] 3 4 5 next > >>

Message

<< Older Topic Newer Topic >>

RE: Anal bleaching? - 10/31/2006 7:40:31 AM

LotusSong

Posts: 6334
Joined: 7/2/2006
From: Domme Emeritus
Status: offline

quote:

ORIGINAL: LadyKmtl

I'm sorry but I CANT let this one pass...

I'm trying to imagine my black bum with a pink ring...could be...STRANGE!

And to think we white people can't think of anything BETTER to worry about :)!

Now it's out.. we DO strive to be perfect a-holes!

_____________________________

Life Lesson #1

I'm not your type.
I'm not inflatable.

(in reply to LadyKmtl)

Profile

Post #: 21

RE: Anal bleaching? - 10/31/2006 8:16:14 AM

LadyKmtl

Posts: 39
Joined: 10/27/2006
Status: offline

Lolllll! Well...I'll take the at thy word! I'm not touching that statement with a ten foot pole!

(in reply to LotusSong)

Profile

Post #: 22

RE: Anal bleaching? - 10/31/2006 2:15:07 PM

LotusSong

Posts: 6334
Joined: 7/2/2006
From: Domme Emeritus
Status: offline

quote:

ORIGINAL: LadyKmtl

Lolllll! Well...I'll take the at thy word! I'm not touching that statement with a ten foot pole!

(((Hug)))) (I have to admit.. the concept is just too funny!.. I mean.. is there like part of the Miss America pageant that judges on these things? ROFL!!! "Miss Ohio.. will you please bend over")

_____________________________

Life Lesson #1

I'm not your type.
I'm not inflatable.

(in reply to LadyKmtl)

Profile

Post #: 23

RE: Anal bleaching? - 10/31/2006 4:26:50 PM

mnottertail

Posts: 60698
Joined: 11/3/2004
Status: offline

That could work, have gradient color dildoes, one for transluscent one for tanners and dip in there, slowly pull it out till it matches, line em all up sideways, get a transit and a storey pole.....................

Hmmmmmmmmmmmm...................

Ron

_____________________________

Have they not divided the prey; to every man a damsel or two? Judges 5:30

(in reply to LotusSong)

Profile

Post #: 24

RE: Anal bleaching? - 11/2/2006 6:18:01 AM

LadyKmtl

Posts: 39
Joined: 10/27/2006
Status: offline

quote:

ORIGINAL: mnottertail

That could work, have gradient color dildoes, one for transluscent one for tanners and dip in there, slowly pull it out till it matches, line em all up sideways, get a transit and a storey pole.....................

Hmmmmmmmmmmmm...................

Ron

I seriously think you're to something there...it would definetly get me to watch the pageant shows...hehe

(in reply to mnottertail)

Profile

Post #: 25

RE: Anal bleaching? - 11/2/2006 2:09:19 PM

littlelostdeity

Posts: 5
Joined: 1/6/2006
Status: offline

OTC skin bleaching products have not worked on my spots. :( I had a previous partner who like to burn with cigarrets and such. So I am covered in spots. EVERYWHERE. It makes me very self concious.

Would the anal bleaching stuff be more powerful do you think?

(in reply to LotusSong)

Profile

Post #: 26

RE: Anal bleaching? - 11/3/2006 8:33:12 AM

jimbo747

Posts: 109
Joined: 10/6/2006
Status: offline

What next?

(in reply to Mylee)

Profile

Post #: 27

RE: Anal bleaching? - 11/3/2006 2:38:51 PM

Marc2b

Posts: 6660
Joined: 8/7/2006
Status: offline

A peek into my thought processes:

Okay dinner is on the stove but won’t be ready for forty minutes, let’s see what’s up on Collarme. Let’s check out [censored]’s profile first, see if she’s updated at all. Nope. Still cute as all out Hell though. Okay, let’s check the message boards. Huh... nobody’s responded to my latest post. What am I, chopped liver?. Fine, then, I’ll check out the rest of the forums. That one might be interesting to jump into and... what?... anal... bleaching? Anal bleaching!? What the fuck? Now there are two words I never thought to see next to each other. I don’t really want to know, do I? Aw, shit, it’ll drive me nuts until I do. Hmmm...okaaaaaaaay. Sounds like a hygiene problem to me and you’d think people would have better things to do with their time. Still, to each his own I guess. Not gonna catch me bending over in front of a mirror, though. Bad enough I have to feel the pimples on my ass, I’ve no need to see them. I’m not so sure I’m hungry anymore.

People never cease to amaze me!

_____________________________

Do you know what the most awesome thing about being an Atheist is? You're not required to hate anybody!

(in reply to jimbo747)

Profile

Post #: 28

RE: Anal bleaching? - 11/3/2006 4:13:33 PM

LotusSong

Posts: 6334
Joined: 7/2/2006
From: Domme Emeritus
Status: offline

It's got to be the ultimate rejection though. "I'm sorry, Honey..you anus just isn't light enough".

If comment on weight lead to anorexia.. I wonder what THIS is going to lead to!?
Obituary: "We are sad to tell you that M. Fleetlebum passed on 10/31/06 due to a severe and prolonged case of anal bleaching. The anus was completely eroded away and her guts were found laying beside her on the floor."

_____________________________

Life Lesson #1

I'm not your type.
I'm not inflatable.

(in reply to Marc2b)

Profile

Post #: 29

RE: Anal bleaching? - 11/3/2006 5:00:47 PM

mnottertail

Posts: 60698
Joined: 11/3/2004
Status: offline

......but the coroner exclaimed that the deceased had the prettiest shade of pink reflecting from her sphincter that he had ever had the pleasure of bisecting with his scalpel..............

_____________________________

Have they not divided the prey; to every man a damsel or two? Judges 5:30

(in reply to LotusSong)

Profile

Post #: 30

RE: Anal bleaching? - 11/3/2006 5:06:58 PM

gooddogbenji

Posts: 5094
Joined: 11/15/2005
From: Toronto
Status: offline

I thought this was some newbie wondering if a hot peroxide enema would be safe, as his online Mistress had asked him to have one.

Yours,

benji

_____________________________

Prevent global warming. Stop burning patchouli.

(in reply to mnottertail)

Profile

Post #: 31

RE: Anal bleaching? - 11/3/2006 5:07:07 PM

nephandi

Posts: 4470
Joined: 9/23/2005
From: Cold and magickal Norway in a town near Bergen!
Status: offline

If i semeared that stuff all over my face would it make my already rather pale face even paler? Or would my face bubble away?

(in reply to LotusSong)

Profile

Post #: 32

RE: Anal bleaching? - 11/3/2006 5:12:36 PM

mnottertail

Posts: 60698
Joined: 11/3/2004
Status: offline

Wouldn't you look like an asshole? LOL

(Joke Neph, in case you didn't understand, no offense meant)

_____________________________

Have they not divided the prey; to every man a damsel or two? Judges 5:30

(in reply to nephandi)

Profile

Post #: 33

RE: Anal bleaching? - 11/3/2006 6:33:37 PM

Littlepita

Posts: 1430
Joined: 10/6/2005
Status: offline

I saw a porn star do this on some show awhile back. I felt sorry for the woman having to smear that stuff on this already pretty girl's ass. From what I learned on the show most of the porn stars do it. Well the white porn stars that is

See for yourself the next time you watch your favorite jack-off movie. Just a soft, pink, and aesthetically pleasing ass.

_____________________________

“I, with a deeper instinct, choose a man who compels my strength, who makes enormous demands on me, who does not doubt my courage or my toughness, who does not believe me naive or innocent, who has the courage to treat me like a woman.” – Anais Nin

(in reply to mnottertail)

Profile

Post #: 34

RE: Anal bleaching? - 11/4/2006 6:05:05 PM

LadyKmtl

Posts: 39
Joined: 10/27/2006
Status: offline

Lol thanks for taking black bums into consideration in your post, it's very appreciated!

(in reply to Littlepita)

Profile

Post #: 35

RE: Anal bleaching? - 11/4/2006 7:07:45 PM

PiercedDaz

Posts: 121
Joined: 10/16/2006
Status: offline

Oh this is just the best thread ever! It is control and manipulation at a genius level!

The OP has made strangers all over the world check out their own arses with a mirror and consider whether it needs bleaching!

GENIUS! lol

_____________________________

"A taboo is a strong social prohibition relating to any area of human activity or social custom declared as sacred and forbidden; breaking of the taboo is usually considered objectionable or abhorrent by society"......Woohoo!!!

(in reply to LadyKmtl)

Profile

Post #: 36

RE: Anal bleaching? - 11/4/2006 7:13:14 PM

Aileen68

Posts: 6091
Joined: 8/2/2005
Status: offline

I didn't check. I like my butt just the way it is.

(in reply to PiercedDaz)

Profile

Post #: 37

RE: Anal bleaching? - 11/4/2006 7:51:43 PM

PiercedDaz

Posts: 121
Joined: 10/16/2006
Status: offline

I didn't check either. I didn't have a mirror handy. I just did a scratch and sniff test.

_____________________________

"A taboo is a strong social prohibition relating to any area of human activity or social custom declared as sacred and forbidden; breaking of the taboo is usually considered objectionable or abhorrent by society"......Woohoo!!!

(in reply to Aileen68)

Profile

Post #: 38

RE: Anal bleaching? - 11/4/2006 7:56:58 PM

sweetnurseBBW

Posts: 2464
Joined: 1/26/2006
From: North Carolina
Status: offline

quote:

ORIGINAL: LotusSong

quote:

ORIGINAL: LadyKmtl

I'm sorry but I CANT let this one pass...

I'm trying to imagine my black bum with a pink ring...could be...STRANGE!

And to think we white people can't think of anything BETTER to worry about :)!

Now it's out.. we DO strive to be perfect a-holes!