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Funny shaped dildos - 7/12/2005 4:18:00 AM

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After visiting one of our local 'sex shops' last night, i was left thinking that apparently dildos only come in one basic phallic shape, and wondered if anyone has ever seen one that was shaped totally different. I'm talking about something resembling a shaft with a big DENT in the end, not a head. Wouldn't that be great to snug up around the cervix instead of hitting it? This is coming from a woman with a retroverted uterus mind you, but that sounds nice to me.
Or how bout one that could expand in girth, not LENGTH! by inflating a chamber in the middle section? And why hasn't someone capitalized on the usage of drills w/dildos? Sunk a drill bit into one in a 'safe' manner? Or have they?

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RE: Funny shaped dildos - 7/12/2005 6:10:27 AM

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My site for dildo shopping is blowfish.com, they do already make inflatable dildos and dildos that are much wider than long. Also some VERY interesting shapes and models.

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RE: Funny shaped dildos - 7/12/2005 7:12:09 AM

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Guess what i just found a kit!Make your own dildo!
i have no idea if it is any good or if it works, but i thought it sounded perfect for your needs if it did:)
http://www.adulttoychest.com/fetish_products/naughty_toys

it is called "Make Your Own Dildo Kit" comes in a large plastic container
maybe you can make two

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RE: Funny shaped dildos - 7/12/2005 9:30:19 AM

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And why hasn't someone capitalized on the usage of drills w/dildos? Sunk a drill bit into one in a 'safe' manner? Or have they?

They have! Fucking Machines

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RE: Funny shaped dildos - 7/12/2005 10:36:27 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: subversiveone

After visiting one of our local 'sex shops' last night, i was left thinking that apparently dildos only come in one basic phallic shape, and wondered if anyone has ever seen one that was shaped totally different. I'm talking about something resembling a shaft with a big DENT in the end, not a head.

The ones that are bent at the ends are G-Spot dildos.

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RE: Funny shaped dildos - 7/12/2005 10:57:04 AM

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Yes, familiar w/inflatible ones, just not looking to inflate the length ;)

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RE: Funny shaped dildos - 7/12/2005 10:57:51 AM

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Found one of those last night too! Think it was designed for using a live model though....

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RE: Funny shaped dildos - 7/12/2005 10:58:37 AM

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I forgot about the F.M.'s but aren't those really expensive?

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RE: Funny shaped dildos - 7/12/2005 11:00:05 AM

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Also familiar w/G spot dildos. Curves are cool, would prefer those but still hunting something different ;)

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RE: Funny shaped dildos - 7/12/2005 11:04:03 AM

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My site for dildo shopping is blowfish.com, they do already make inflatable dildos and dildos that are much wider than long. Also some VERY interesting shapes and models.

Our site of choice as well - good service, good selection, and with rare exception, the best prices we've found on the net.

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RE: Funny shaped dildos - 7/12/2005 12:05:06 PM

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I forgot about the F.M.'s but aren't those really expensive?

They don't have to be. You could modify your own drill or sawsall easily to attach the dildo of your choice. With these models you'd have to have help using them effectively i believe. Some of the other fm's would be more complicated to fabricate and expensive to buy.

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RE: Funny shaped dildos - 7/13/2005 10:08:29 PM

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The originator of the Drill-do and Fucks-all:

http://spindoll.com/

A personal friend of mine, Ricks stuff is top notch!

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RE: Funny shaped dildos - 7/13/2005 10:27:45 PM

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My Domina and I hunt all the time for the "Non-Phallic"
dildo's...We have found quite a few!

I'd love for "them" to come out with a dildo making machine, similar to
those "Creepy Crawlers" machines when I was young.

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RE: Funny shaped dildos - 7/13/2005 11:27:07 PM

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you might enjoy these odd shaped dildos and vibrators from Fun Factory...

this is the link to their products sold on sale on amazon.com
http://www.amazon.com/gp/search.html/sr=39-2/qid=1121322203/ref=sr_39_2/102-1903358-8053769?%5Fencoding=UTF8&node=3777781&sizefit=&index=hpc&rank=&brand=Fun%20Factory&rh=a%3A3777781

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RE: Funny shaped dildos - 7/13/2005 11:28:31 PM

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I'm surprised none of our high-wattage friends have posted a cock pic yet.

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RE: Funny shaped dildos - 7/14/2005 1:12:12 AM

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I have recently become a BIG proponent of the Fun Factory toys...The Heartbreaker and the Smart Balls especially. The Heartbreaker is soft, so that even when hitting the cervix it's not at all painful or uncomfortable for me (although I've not had as much of a problem as it sounds like you may have). Smartballs, well, those are just fun because you try so hard to stay still (they have ballbearings bouncing around inside) and make for interesting situations.

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RE: Funny shaped dildos - 7/17/2005 1:54:01 PM

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There is a site where you can make your own dildo...So I suppose you can make it with anyone, anyway you want.

http://makeyourowndildo.com

Respectfully,
sultry

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RE: Funny shaped dildos - 7/21/2005 7:51:03 AM

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While we're on the topic, I have one of these on order:
www.feeldoe.com

I suppose I could keep it held in me with a pair of tighty-whiteys, with the convenient opening in front. Has anyone used one of these?

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RE: Funny shaped dildos - 7/21/2005 9:45:11 AM

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Feedoes are GREAT! But you have to be careful of the position at first. The very first time I tried it I was kneeling before a girl who was reclining in the corner of a large couch... didn't work so well. I couldn't keep things from slipping enough to get a good rythm. Since then I've done missionary and it works so much better! Sometimes I or my partner, whoevers the "boy" that time, will have to cup the balls to make it feel more secure as we're thrusting, but for the most part as your muscles get better develped, it will get easier.

Besides, I love to use them to jack off... just like a real boy! Hottest thing I've watched in a while was when a very attractive friend got a blow job on one of 'em.

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