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InkedMaster -> USMC vs. Iraq Insurgent (9/9/2007 5:12:13 AM)
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A U.S. Marine squad was marching north of Fallujah when they came
upon an Iraqi terrorist, badly injured and unconscious. On the
opposite side of the road was an American Marine in a similar but
less serious state. The Marine was conscious and alert and as first
aid was given to both men, the squad leader asked the injured Marine
what had happened.
The Marine reported, "I was heavily armed and moving north along the
highway here, and coming south was a heavily armed insurgent. We saw
each other and both took cover in the ditches along the road. I yelled
to him that Saddam Hussein was a miserable, lowlife scum bag who
got what he deserved, and he yelled back that Ted Kennedy is a fat,
good-for-nothing, left wing liberal drunk who doesn't know how to drive.
So I said that Osama Bin Ladin dresses and acts like a frigid, mean-
spirited lesbian! He retaliated by yelling, 'Oh yeah? Well, so does
Hillary Clinton!'",
"And, there we were, in the middle of the road,shaking hands, when
a truck hit us."
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