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Blonde Cookbook - 9/11/2007 11:10:48 PM

YourhandMyAss

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now I usualy hate blond jokes, cause I hate implying someone is stupid based on hair color alone, but this was funny.

Blonde Cookbook

MONDAY
It's fun to cook for Bill. Today I made angel food cake. The recipe said beat 12 eggs separately. The neighbors were nice enough to loan me some extra bowls.

TUESDAY
Bill wanted fruit salad for supper. The recipe said serve without dressing. So I didn't dress. What a surprise when Bill brought a friend home for supper

WEDNESDAY
A good day for rice. The recipe said wash thoroughly before steaming the rice. It seemed kind of silly but I took a bath anyway. I can't say it improved the rice any.

THURSDAY
Today Bill asked for salad again I tried a new recipe. It said prepare ingredients; lay on a bed of lettuce one hour before serving. Bill asked me why I was rolling around in the garden..

FRIDAY
I found an easy recipe for cookies. It said put the ingredients in a bowl and beat it. There must have been something wrong with this recipe. When I got back, everything was the same as when I left.

SATURDAY
Bill did the shopping today and brought home a chicken. He asked me to dress it for Sunday. I don't have any clothes that fit it, and for some reason Bill keeps counting to ten.

SUNDAY
Bill's folks came to dinner. I wanted to serve roast but all I had was hamburger. Sudde nly I had a flash of genius.. I put the hamburger in the oven and set the controls for roast. It still came out hamburger, much to my disappointment.

GOOD NIGHT DEAR DIARY. This has been a very exciting week! I am eager for tomorrow to come so I can try out a new recipe on Bill. If I can talk Bill into buying a bigger oven, I would like to surprise him with a chocolate moose.

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RE: Blonde Cookbook - 9/11/2007 11:52:01 PM

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What's the blonde's name, "Hillary?"

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RE: Blonde Cookbook - 9/12/2007 2:40:02 PM

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LMAO.....chocolate mousse!!

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RE: Blonde Cookbook - 9/12/2007 3:32:28 PM

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swedish chef...
today, we make de chocolate moose....

first we take de chocolate...and den we put it on de moose....

kitten who always giggles when she thinks about that sketch...

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RE: Blonde Cookbook - 9/12/2007 4:38:41 PM

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"Tried making chocolate chip cookies today. recipe said 30 mins to prepare and cook, I must be out of practice. It took me 4 hours to shell 2 cups of M&Ms"

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