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InkedMaster -> Guaranteed to offend! (9/21/2007 8:03:01 PM)
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THESE WILL OFFEND EVERYONE
1. Q: What is better than winning a medal at the Special Olympics?
A: Not being retarded
2. Q: What's blue and fucks old people?
A: Hypothermia
3. Q: What's the first thing a woman does when she gets out of the Battered wives' shelter?
A: The dishes, if she knows what's good for her
4. Q: How do you swat 200 flies at one time?
A: Hit an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan.
5. Q: What is the definition of "making love"?
A: Something a woman does while a guy is fucking her.
6. Q: What's yellow and green and eats nuts?
A: Gonorrhea
7. Q. What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson?
A. Acne usually doesn't come on a kid's face until he's at least 13 Years old.
8. Q. What's the difference between mayonnaise &semen?
A. Mayonnaise doesn't hit the back of a girl's throat at thirty miles an hour.
9. Q. Why do women call it PMS?
A. Mad Cow Disease was already taken.
10. Q. Why don't they teach driver's education and sex education on the same day in Iraq?
A. They don't want to wear out the camel.
11. Q. What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball?
A. A guy will actually search for a golf ball.
12. Q. How do you know when it's time to wash dishes and clean the house?
A. Look inside your pants; if you have a dick, it's not time.
13. Q. Do you know how Rednecks practice safe sex?
A. They spray paint X's on the back of the animals that kick.
14. Q. Why is divorce so expensive?
A. Because it's worth it
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