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Powerman40 -> I won! (9/22/2007 5:15:59 PM)

Woo hoo, I won the Irish Lottery.
Attn:Winner
In regard to our online electronic
email draw of September 2007,
the Irish Gaming Board, has attached
your winning email address to refrence number
IR/23/987/60..
Be informed that your email address
has subsiquently won you one million,
three hundred and fifty thousand euros....

PLEASE DO ENSURE THAT YOU CONTACT
THE ONLINE COORDINATOR
Dr Richard Lennon
Via email: [email protected]

Fill in Claims
Name in full: ............................................................
Address:....................................................................
Telephone number:..................................................




Powerman40 -> RE: I won! (9/22/2007 5:17:23 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Powerman40

Woo hoo, I won the Irish Lottery.
Attn:Winner
In regard to our online electronic
email draw of September 2007,
the Irish Gaming Board, has attached
your winning email address to refrence number
IR/23/987/60..
Be informed that your email address
has subsiquently won you one million,
three hundred and fifty thousand euros....

PLEASE DO ENSURE THAT YOU CONTACT
THE ONLINE COORDINATOR
Dr Richard Lennon
Via email: [email protected]

Fill in Claims
Name in full: ............................................................
Address:....................................................................
Telephone number:..................................................



Too Bad Dr. Richard cannot even spell reference.




FullCircle -> RE: I won! (9/22/2007 5:21:34 PM)

I won that last week and the week before I was offered a cut of a gold mining deal. I’ll be looking down on all you peasants this time next year mark my words.




Powerman40 -> RE: I won! (9/22/2007 5:26:35 PM)

The toughest place to be is on top, because everyone is out to get you.
DAMN.  One day I will be in that position.....ponders that thought abit.




FullCircle -> RE: I won! (9/22/2007 5:30:33 PM)

Dear friend,

I am very happy to inform you about my success in getting that fund Now, I want you to contact my secretary on the information below.

NAME; Mr.******. EMAIL ( ******@yahoo.es ) Ask him to send you the total sum of $3.2Million Two hundred thousand US dollars in a bank draft, which I kept for your compensation. Contact him on this email ( *******@yahoo.es ) you can even call him with this phone number,+**********

forward below information to him,

1.FULL NAMES;............................
2.ADDRESS:..................................
3.SEX:.............................................
4.AGE;............................................
5.OCCUPATION:..........................
7.E-MAIL ADDRESS:.................
8.TELEPHONE NUMBER:........
9.FAX:NUMBER.........................
11.CITY:........................................
12.STATE:...................................
13.COUNTRY:.............................

Still remain your bossom friend.
Yours Faithfully

Mr ****** *******

He is my 'bossom friend' and yet he appears to know nothing about me.[:D]




FullCircle -> RE: I won! (9/22/2007 5:42:31 PM)

quote:



Sei stato invitato a:   Re:
Dall'organizzatore:   *** ***

Messaggio:   Dear Sir/Madam,

My name is Mr.**** ***, i work in the credit and accounts department
of African banking in co-operation,Lagos, Nigeria. I write you in
respect of a foreign customer with Domiciliary A/C number########.
His name is Mr ***** *****.

He was among those who died in a plane crash here in Nigeria during the
reign of late General Sani Abacha.

Sir,since the demise of this our customer, Mr ***** ***** , who was an
oil merchant/contractor, I have kept a close watch of the deposit
records and accounts and since then nobody has come to claim the money
in this a/c as next of kin to the late Mr ***** *****. He had only
$28.5mllion in his a/c and the a/c is coded.It is only an insider that
could produce the code or password of the deposit particulars.

As it stands now, there is nobody in that position to produce the
needed information other than my very self considering my position in
the bank. Based on the reason that nobody has come forward to claim the
deposit as next of kin, I hereby ask for your co-operation in using
your name as the next of kin to the deceased to send these funds out to a
foreign offshore bank a/c for mutual sharing between myself and you.

At this point I am the only one with the information because I have
removed the deposit file from the safe. By this doing, what is required
of you is to send an application laying claims of the deposit as next
of kin to the late Mr ***** *****. I will need your full name and address,
company or residential, so that i can computerize them to tally with
next of kin column in the certificate of deposit.

Finally i want you to understand that the request for a foreigner as
the next of kin is ocassioned by the fact that the customer was a
foreigner and for that reason alone a local cannot represent as next of
kin.

When you contact me, then we shall discuss on how the money will be
split between us. Trusting to hear from you, I remain. You can call me
on this number: ########## .

Respectfully yours,

Mr. **** ***


Another one for you.




Powerman40 -> RE: I won! (9/22/2007 5:42:32 PM)

Well hell, he claims to be a doctor, perhaps he knows more about your bossom than you do.. LOL




FullCircle -> RE: I won! (9/22/2007 5:44:02 PM)

I love the way he says he had only $28.5 million in his account.




Powerman40 -> RE: I won! (9/22/2007 5:46:38 PM)

lets ask collar me staff to provide the information and split the profits.. deal?




NefertariReborn -> RE: I won! (9/22/2007 6:03:35 PM)

He can't spell subsequently either.  I used to get tons of those emails but now I don't.  hmmmmm Maybe I'm not next of kin material anymore.




Powerman40 -> RE: I won! (9/22/2007 6:07:35 PM)

Me neither, should we go find somewhere to pout together and skeem abit?




HypnoticDan -> RE: I won! (9/22/2007 7:30:19 PM)

As it happens, being a former official head of the bank of Nigeria can be obtained by sending me $50.  I will provide certificate of authenticity.  (AKA how to scam a scammer.)




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