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DiurnalVampire -> RE: 10 Worst Pickup Lines (9/28/2007 9:58:24 AM)
You know I havent had this problem in a while, would you like my cherry tonight? (in a steak and shake)

HypnoticDan -> RE: 10 Worst Pickup Lines (9/28/2007 10:03:21 AM)
Does this smell like chlorophorm to you?

Satyr6406 -> RE: 10 Worst Pickup Lines (9/28/2007 10:21:08 AM)
"Hey, Bitch! You wanna go halves on a bastard?"

HotFaerieMama -> RE: 10 Worst Pickup Lines (9/28/2007 11:09:45 AM)
LOL that is just wrong but you're still hott

Saratov -> RE: 10 Worst Pickup Lines (10/1/2007 7:22:01 AM)
Hey darlin' if we ain't related git in the truck I'm horney enough for you an' a friend.

HotFaerieMama -> RE: 10 Worst Pickup Lines (10/1/2007 7:28:57 AM)
the other day i heard " hey bitch suck my dick" .. it made me laugh...

LotusSong -> RE: 10 Worst Pickup Lines (10/1/2007 9:42:27 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: HotFaerieMama the other day i heard " hey bitch suck my dick" .. it made me laugh... "Dick who?" :) (Let's start stating good comebacks also :)

GoldStallion -> RE: 10 Worst Pickup Lines (10/1/2007 9:50:39 AM)
Head Waitress: "Do I know you?" Me: "No, you just wish you did" Outcome: Phonenumbers. She cooked. She held out til desert. Fashionista Status Bitch out for one to one drink with me "OK, you can stop talking now - you are only here because you have a pretty face" Me: "Well, one of us has to be beautiful" Outcome: Three year affair with married woman. After lots of eye contact, smiles and stolen looks Me: "What are you reading?" Her: "A book" Me: "Is this going to get any easier?" Her: "What do I have to do? Throw my knickers at you?"

slaverosebeauty -> RE: 10 Worst Pickup Lines (10/1/2007 9:00:45 PM)
Today from one of the installers... "Don't I know you??" "Yes, I answer the phones, stay inside and when they come in, I write up pick up orders from the warehouse." "No, you look like the lady I am going to buy lunch today." No, I didn't go out to lunch with him, it was sweet though. I gave him a flirty smile and walked away, slowly - tight slacks, heels and a top that dipps in the front.

youngerssub -> RE: 10 Worst Pickup Lines (10/3/2007 4:01:49 AM)
One of the best ones i have ever heard was my mate at a pub. he walked up to these two girls and asked "so uhh, are you girls legal?" whole pub stopped and laughed at that one.

Saratov -> RE: 10 Worst Pickup Lines (10/3/2007 6:59:48 AM)
[sm=paddle.gif]Well, what was their answer? We're waiting... [sm=trident.gif]

meatmarket -> RE: 10 Worst Pickup Lines (10/3/2007 7:05:49 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: HypnoticDan Does this smell like chlorophorm to you? Best one EVER.

seeksfemslave -> RE: 10 Worst Pickup Lines (10/4/2007 3:11:43 PM)
Very corny this one: if I said you had a nice body would you hold it against me ?

HypnoticDan -> RE: 10 Worst Pickup Lines (10/5/2007 9:46:28 AM)
lick your finger, then touch her dress and touch your shirt. "What do you say we get out of these wet clothes?"

trappedinamuseum -> RE: 10 Worst Pickup Lines (10/5/2007 10:45:18 AM)
My favorite: "Hi, nice shoes, wanna fuck?"

TheIronOrchid -> RE: 10 Worst Pickup Lines (10/5/2007 11:11:03 PM)
Fuck me if I'm wrong, but is your name Bertha?

youngerssub -> RE: 10 Worst Pickup Lines (10/5/2007 11:17:26 PM)
they walked out in disgust. lmao.

HypnoticDan -> RE: 10 Worst Pickup Lines (10/6/2007 12:42:53 AM)
In line at mountain equipment co-op I had to sign an extra piece of paper. I realized I hadn't read all the way through. "So, how many of my first born did I just sell to your fine establishment?" Without missing a beat, the girl behind the cash looked me dead in the eye. "Three." "Shit. Well, I guess I better get crackin' then. What are you doing later?" "Well I'm - Hey!"

mydomsabstrd -> RE: 10 Worst Pickup Lines (10/9/2007 10:19:12 AM)
with an ass like that youd fit right in at my family reunion.

eastcoastgal -> RE: 10 Worst Pickup Lines (10/9/2007 10:51:49 AM)
"If i could be any enzyme, i'd be a DNA helicase so i could unzip your genes" I'm a med student....i can't get nerd out of my blood.

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