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dixiedumpling -> Rodney Dangerfield (6/28/2004 2:24:01 PM)
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Perhaps Rodney has sub tendencies. These are funny, at any rate.
Rodney Dangerfield's Best One Liners
I was so poor growing up... if I wasn't a boy, I'd have had nothing to play with.
A girl phoned me the other day and said, "Come on over; nobody's home." I went over. Nobody was home.
During sex, my girlfriend always wants to talk to me. Just the other night she called me from ahotel.
It's been a rough day. I got up this morning... put a shirt on and a button fell off. I picked up my briefcase, and the handle came off. I'm afraid to go to the bathroom.
Once when I was lost, I saw a policeman and asked him to help me find my parents. I said to him, "Do you think we'll ever find them?" He said, "I don't know kid. There are so many places they can hide."
My wife made me join a bridge club. I jump off next Tuesday.
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