MissMagnolia
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You are SOOOOOOOOOOOO off the christmas card list Mr. Bear!!!!!!. To my other bids, I add the following: 1 laptop computer (not working unfortunately, but I'm sure it's just a little thing). 3 Christmas puddings, home made and full of brandy. 1 packet of rice crackers. 2 weeks strapped to my bed, for the doing of evil deeds. 1 Winnie the Pooh stuffed toy, 20 inches in height. 3, count em, 3 weeks of accomodation at Madame FrouFrou's House of Bondage and Beauty, full facilities, including nail art and Brazilian waxing. 1 CD of Christmas party favourites, including Bing Crosby's Mele Kalikimaka and Silent Night by the Boston Pops Orchestra. I "Gigantor" 18 inch vibrator, batteries included. I giant bottle of lube, peppermint scented.
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if at first you dont succeed..then skydiving isnt for you Resident Whip Cracker AND Resident Orbs Of Joy.
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