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ORIGINAL: Silvar

Dear Kinky Abbey,

After rearranging all my stuff that I recovered from the trash, I skipped the bar that night to instead head to the library and read up on anything BDSM related like you suggested.  A little off track for a bit, I do admit that having the women use me as an anal toy was fun, but not in an aggresive or violent way as my past experiences were.  After reading the books, I thought of myself a switch instead, since I still want to try this 'dom' thing.  I found quite a good amount of books to refer too, and decided to take those home for studying.

Very very good.

Yet something odd was going on at the Library that I only figured out what was happening when I got home and looked online.  Any women there were 'teasing' more:  Winking when I looked at them, pinching/slapping my butt, and a few demanded my phone number and address.  I was a bit confused at first, though I remained silent to the treatment as I carried the books home. What library did you go to? It does seem like it is not your average library. I'm starting to think you need to stay home unless you have a trustworthy escort. Its when I got online that I figured out that the women that I met in my past experiences (Deranged Chihuahua, Ex-sub, and 'Machine' girl) had made an account on collarme.com with my picture in submissive poses and stating that I will be the perfect slut for all women.  There was pictures of me in cages, abused by 'the Machine', and even a modified version of that tattoo on my ass saying "Property of _____", where any dom can write their name on the line with a marker to claim me for a few nights, then trade me off to the next woman.

You do have legal recourse unless you signed over rights to those pictures. I would suggest seeing a lawyer ASAP.

I've had several different phone calls from different women demanding to know if they can come over to be my 'sub'.  I don't know how to take down the false information on the website, and I need help to clarify my name!*

You need to contact the website and a lawyer and see what options you have. You may need a restraining order but I have a better idea. I think a certain sub-playing-domme's Master would love to hear of these misadventures. Maybe we should share with him as well as the authorities.
 
Either that or we trick her into a place and subject her to the same activities she put you through. She might like it, tho. Thinking we need to get her Master involved.


-Silvar

*:(Man, its getting hard to figure out how to continue this shtick.  lol)

You've done a very good job lol. Every story has to come to an end lol.

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ORIGINAL: seeksfemslave

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ORIGINAL: purepleasure
Dear Kinky Abbey,
Recently " a law enforcement friend"  married a man she met online.  Come to find out he's been playing around with other women behind her back.  He is currently wearing a maid's uniform and locked in a cage in my.... I mean her basement.  How long do you think the punishment should last for his sorry, two, or is that three- timing ass?  By the way, he looks real purty on his knees, sniveling and crying... make that begging... to get out.   He said he's learned his lesson... but I... I mean she doesn't know if he can be trusted.

Well I hope that you...err I mean she treats  that undoubtedly misunderstood soul  better than that bad bitch who came into my life  is treating me.Now now what happened to forgiveness, compassion?????
I am confident Kinky Abby will have the right answers.Thank you

Silvar: I have visted the kind of "library" you describe. Didnt you find it odd that the librarians only wore their underwear and were carrying whips.  LOL that would have been a good clue

MissMagnolia: I thought OZ women could  get into any position.and do anything. Certainly wrestle puny Poms like me to the ground ! not getting into that one.

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ORIGINAL: cautiousiasub

Dear Kinky Abbey,

I am considering opening a library geared specifically at providing learning materials, books, and other forms of media that relate to the lifestyle. I am wondering if it would be appropriate to have the librarians dress in leather and also if I should have both male and female librarians? I don't want to get in trouble for discrimination by hiring only one sex, after all. Also, if I hold demonstrations, do I need a special permit to avoid fines and/or jail time?

You should talk to a lawyer, lifestyle friendly of course, to find the answers to those questions.

Also, Dear Abbey, how do I get the picture of seeksfemslave, Silvar, MissMagnolia et al as librarians in fetish gear out of my head? whenever it comes think of something else quickly  or do something that hurts or disturbs you, aversion therapy    that is unless you enjoy those images

*Edited for clarity.

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ORIGINAL: divi

Dear Kinky Abbey
This is my first time writing to you.  Since I'm really shy not sure what to do.  I have a really big crush on this guy.  He is dreamy I tell you !!!  But he isn't too quick if you catch my drift.  I'm trying to be subtle with my flirting.  I was thinking of  slipping a ruffie in his drink.  Do you think that would be wrong?????
If he's shy and a bit slow, you need to be more obvious. Like go up and grab him and say hey I want you and want to...(fill in the blank).... with you. Can always slip him a ruffie and drag him home but be careful about cops there.
 
Skip the subtlety. Say "hey I'm interested in having sex with you. do ya wanna?" and go from there. If that doesn't work lure him in somewhere and hold him captive until he is yours.


Sincerly,

Confused Divi

ps... even sent pics of various body parts of mine...

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ORIGINAL: seeksfemslave

Divi, since Ms Abby has "gone" somewhere I will offer the male "expert"perspective on what you should do.
First: anyone who claims they are shy is almost certainly not so. Therefore you have no problem.????

Second: you have made the right move by sending those provocative pictures and still  you dont get the response you desire  Did I miss something in the post?

So the only thing left is to throw yourself at the said object of your affections.It will work at last in the short term, you will get what you want and so long as "dreamy guy" is not a narcissistic SOB all will end happily  ever after.  Could be right.
If Kinky Abby says otherwise she is right. Now that is an intelligent ending lol.
Good luck.

ps ruffie I dont know what that is so I cant comment. It's a drug that makes someone very tired and easily led to what you want to do.

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ORIGINAL: NLitendLady

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ORIGINAL: seeksfemslave

Divi, since Ms Abby has "gone" somewhere I will offer the male "expert"perspective  [male "expert" perspective hmmm always very valuable (sarcasm intended)] on what you should do.
First: anyone who claims they are shy is almost certainly not so. Therefore you have no problem.????

Second: you have made the right move by sending those provocative pictures and still  you dont get the response you desire  Did I miss something in the post?

So the only thing left is to throw yourself at the said object of your affections.It will work at last in the short term, you will get what you want and so long as "dreamy guy" is not a narcissistic SOB all will end happily  ever after.  Could be right.
If Kinky Abby says otherwise she is right. Now that is an intelligent ending lol.
Good luck.

ps ruffie I dont know what that is so I cant comment. It's a drug that makes someone very tired and easily led to what you want to do.

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ORIGINAL: cautiousiasub

Dear seeks...

I would ask Kinky Abbey for advice, but she is the one who got me in to this mess...Who started tormenting poor Silvar? Who misrepresented herself? Who went behind her Master's back to do so? Who was given the chance to rectify the situation but instead kept tormenting Silvar? She has gotten in touch with my Master and now he is really really mad because I decided to be such a wonderful "sub" (Domme?) to Silvar. He has now locked me in a cage until he decides what to do for my punishment. We are discussing what would be appropriate. I am typing this with the use of a broomstick since the computer is on the other side of the room. If He finds me doing this, I fear I will only be in more trouble. Should I take my punishment or try to talk myself out of it? It's smarter to take your punishment. And how do I get back at Kinky Abbey for putting me in this situation? Before trying that, I would think very long and hard and remember who you are thinking of attempting revenge upon....Remember how she is lol.  Oh, damn...here he comes...gotta go.
As always,
 
cautious

*edited because it is hard to type with a broomstick

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ORIGINAL: NLitendLady

You all might think I was wrong or harsh for telling her Master. It was for her own good. She was headed for legal trouble and going to end up hurting someone. She was acting in a role foreign and uncomfortable for her, as a Domme. I know her and she will be much happier when she once again relaxes into and pursues her submissive nature.
 
You are trying to turn my seeks against me? How cruel, when you know our circumstances. I can't believe you would do that.

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ORIGINAL: cautiousiasub
Dear seeks...
Should I take my punishment or try to talk myself out of it? And how do I get back at Kinky Abbey for putting me in this situation?
As always,cautious

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ORIGINAL: cautiousiasub

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ORIGINAL: NLitendLady

You all might think I was wrong or harsh for telling her Master. It was for her own good. She was headed for legal trouble and going to end up hurting someone. She was acting in a role foreign and uncomfortable for her, as a Domme. I know her and she will be much happier when she once again relaxes into and pursues her submissive nature.
 
You are trying to turn my seeks against me? How cruel, when you know our circumstances. I can't believe you would do that.

Now I would never try to get between you and seeks...it just isn't possible...your bond is too strong. And yes, I remember who I am messing with. But keep in mind too, I am becoming quicker in my responses and wit than I have been previously. After all I did learn from the all-knowing Buddha. [;)]

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ORIGINAL: seeksfemslave

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ORIGINAL: cautiousiasub
Dear seeks...
Should I take my punishment or try to talk myself out of it? And how do I get back at Kinky Abbey for putting me in this situation?
As always,cautious

Does your profile not say that you are collared ? The answer then is obvious. You know that dont you. I hope I dont detect a hint of rebellion ?

So far I am of the opinion that Kinky Abby can do no wrong, even tho' she lives in Iowa, where ever that is !

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ORIGINAL: seeksfemslave

Divi, since Ms Abby has "gone" somewhere I will offer the male "expert"perspective on what you should do.
First: anyone who claims they are shy is almost certainly not so. Therefore you have no problem.

Second: you have made the right move by sending those provocative pictures and still  you dont get the response you desire

So the only thing left is to throw yourself at the said object of your affections.It will work at last in the short term, you will get what you want and so long as "dreamy guy" is not a narcissistic SOB all will end happily  ever after.
If Kinky Abby says otherwise she is right.
Good luck.

ps ruffie I dont know what that is so I cant comment.

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ORIGINAL: NLitendLady

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ORIGINAL: divi

Dear Kinky Abbey
This is my first time writing to you.  Since I'm really shy not sure what to do.  I have a really big crush on this guy.  He is dreamy I tell you !!!  But he isn't too quick if you catch my drift.  I'm trying to be subtle with my flirting.  I was thinking of  slipping a ruffie in his drink.  Do you think that would be wrong?????
If he's shy and a bit slow, you need to be more obvious. Like go up and grab him and say hey I want you and want to...(fill in the blank).... with you. Can always slip him a ruffie and drag him home but be careful about cops there.
 
Skip the subtlety. Say "hey I'm interested in having sex with you. do ya wanna?" and go from there. If that doesn't work lure him in somewhere and hold him captive until he is yours.


Sincerly,

Confused Divi

ps... even sent pics of various body parts of mine...

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ORIGINAL: NLitendLady

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ORIGINAL: MissMagnolia

WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!![:(]

I'll never forgive you. You broke my heart. And my bed. And my leg (I TOLD you I coulldn't do that position)[sm=river.gif]

 

Put him behind you.