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Your Tax Dollars At Work - 10/17/2007 9:11:19 AM   
Mercnbeth


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Three contractors give a price on what it will cost to fix a hole in the fence around the White House.

The Florida contractor takes out a tape measure and does some measuring, then works some figures with a pencil. "Well", he says, "I figure the job will run about $900: $400 for materials, $400 for my crew and $100 profit for me."

The Tennessee contractor also does some measuring and figuring, then says, "I can do this job for $700: $300 for materials, $300 for my crew and $100 profit for me."

The New Jersey contractor doesn't measure or figure, but leans over to the White House official and whispers, "$2,700"

The official, incredulous, says, "You didn't even measure like the other guys! How did you come up with such a high figure?"

The New Jersey contractor whispers back, "$1000 for me, $1000 for you, and we hire the guy from Tennessee to fix the fence."

"Done!" replies the government official.

And that, my friends, is how it all works!!!
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RE: Your Tax Dollars At Work - 10/17/2007 11:15:54 AM   
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*smirks* lovely.

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RE: Your Tax Dollars At Work - 10/17/2007 12:05:15 PM   
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thanks for the giggle

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RE: Your Tax Dollars At Work - 10/17/2007 4:57:11 PM   
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 Yep, sounds like you have a real insight on gov't contracting.

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RE: Your Tax Dollars At Work - 10/17/2007 6:19:53 PM   
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Ah yes, government spending.

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RE: Your Tax Dollars At Work - 10/17/2007 8:34:42 PM   
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What would the world be with corruption and money.

Boring. Very dry and boring!

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RE: Your Tax Dollars At Work - 10/20/2007 10:55:58 AM   
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funny


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RE: Your Tax Dollars At Work - 10/20/2007 12:31:34 PM   
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Priceless!

I always look forward to reading your posts in this section!


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RE: Your Tax Dollars At Work - 10/20/2007 6:18:12 PM   
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too funny.

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