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Why Males Die Before Females - 10/18/2007 4:34:31 AM   
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http://news.yahoo.com/s/livescience/20071017/sc_livescience/whymalesdiebeforefemales

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RE: Why Males Die Before Females - 10/20/2007 5:19:22 AM   
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RE: Why Males Die Before Females - 10/20/2007 5:21:27 AM   
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Status: offline 		My 4th husband died from eating poison mushrooms,






my 5th husband died from a blow to the head.

He wouldn't eat his mushrooms.

thats why!

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RE: Why Males Die Before Females - 10/20/2007 5:26:13 AM   
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Status: offline 		so then, if you chase lots of girls you die earlier?

and you live longer, if you just catch one and keep her?

what if you dont chase them at all?

and what about for the girls? do they live longer or shorter if they catch and keep one boy or if they chase lots of boys?

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RE: Why Males Die Before Females - 10/20/2007 5:39:36 AM   
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My 4th husband died from eating poison mushrooms,






my 5th husband died from a blow to the head.

He wouldn't eat his mushrooms.

thats why!



OMG........

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Understand that actions will always speak louder than words.


Before you speak, ask yourself..
Is it kind? Is it true? Is it necessary?
Does it improve upon the silence? - Sai Baba

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RE: Why Males Die Before Females - 10/20/2007 5:41:34 AM   
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so then, if you chase lots of girls you die earlier?

and you live longer, if you just catch one and keep her?

what if you dont chase them at all?

and what about for the girls? do they live longer or shorter if they catch and keep one boy or if they chase lots of boys?

E



mmmmmmm........... could that be true?

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Understand that actions will always speak louder than words.


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RE: Why Males Die Before Females - 10/20/2007 5:42:22 AM   
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OMG........


lol, geez huneybunns, I'm jokin!

wanna sum spegetti with shrooms???

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RE: Why Males Die Before Females - 10/20/2007 5:50:01 AM   
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quote:

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lol, geez huneybunns, I'm jokin!



ohhh...... thank god!

LOL!

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wanna sum spegetti with shrooms???


oh... NO! thanks...... lol

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ORIGINAL: OsideGirl

Understand that actions will always speak louder than words.


Before you speak, ask yourself..
Is it kind? Is it true? Is it necessary?
Does it improve upon the silence? - Sai Baba

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RE: Why Males Die Before Females - 10/20/2007 5:53:36 AM   
domiguy


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Status: offline 		Have you ever spent a great deal of time around an "older woman?"  .....They really, really blow.  I think most guys would rather thrown in the towel then have to deal with that kind of shit on a daily basis.

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RE: Why Males Die Before Females - 10/20/2007 6:43:09 AM   
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Status: offline 		I've always known that women on average live longer than men. What I've never understood is why so many women have an aversion to settling down with younger men. It would sure cut down on the number of lonely widows.

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RE: Why Males Die Before Females - 10/20/2007 9:10:10 AM   
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......it's better to burn out than fade away.............

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RE: Why Males Die Before Females - 10/20/2007 6:43:59 PM   
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LOL

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RE: Why Males Die Before Females - 10/20/2007 11:55:11 PM   
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Status: offline 		"at the time when current human physiology evolved, perhaps around the late Stone Age, polygynous breeding was the norm," Clutton-Brock told LiveScience. "Of course, this doesn't provide any justification for polygyny or promiscuity now for males."

hmmm

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RE: Why Males Die Before Females - 10/21/2007 12:07:33 AM   
susie


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Status: offline 		I read a study years ago that said that Married men lived longer than single men and single women lived longer than married women.

Have no idea how they did the study but I bet it makes sense to all those married women running around looking after their men 

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RE: Why Males Die Before Females - 10/21/2007 1:16:37 AM   
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Status: offline 		Researching this kind of thing is costing the Brit. taxpayer millions.
Oh Nooooooo he's back on his soap box again.
Shurrup. I'm right OK?

DIY sex is the answer. Good for the elbows and wrists and reduces population growth at the same time. Cant be bad.

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RE: Why Males Die Before Females - 10/21/2007 1:19:19 AM   
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RE: Why Males Die Before Females - 10/21/2007 1:22:37 AM   
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RE: Why Males Die Before Females - 10/21/2007 1:23:04 AM   
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RE: Why Males Die Before Females - 10/21/2007 1:30:35 AM   
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RE: Why Males Die Before Females - 10/21/2007 1:40:05 AM   
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