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Vendaval -> RE: sperm on eyes! (10/22/2007 9:08:52 PM)
It was a joke, littlegirl. Hang around a while and you will get to appreciate Ron's particular brand of humor. [;)]

twistedwillow -> RE: sperm on eyes! (10/22/2007 9:14:03 PM)
I've had the dubious 'pleasure' of this happening a few years ago, it stung like a bitch and i kept checking in the mirror for a week expecting to see a black eye, thats how much it hurt... and my eye actually ached for a good 2 weeks... guess the poor guy was just under a lot of 'pressure' [:D]

chellekitty -> RE: sperm on eyes! (10/22/2007 11:29:05 PM)
i hate you and if i were your slave you'd have to go to sleep sometime.....

MissMagnolia -> RE: sperm on eyes! (10/22/2007 11:35:38 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: celticlord2112 Only if it makes you cock-eyed. ROFLMAO!!! ps Ron makes me hot and sweaty. I'd eat ya "chips" Ron baby.

chellekitty -> RE: sperm on eyes! (10/22/2007 11:51:40 PM)
oh, don't get me wrong...there's love in my love-hate relationship with Ron....i'm just feeling the hate right now for that particular gross-ness...

mnottertail -> RE: sperm on eyes! (10/23/2007 4:53:53 AM)
All you women are talking big out here........ But I have just done a thorough search of this site and there ain't a goddamn one of you little bitches got potato chips as a hard limit..... no---don't go around real quick and check the box and say I fucked up....you are just plain caught. Buncha little potato chip eating sluts............look at you all, all wet now. Ron

mnottertail -> RE: sperm on eyes! (10/23/2007 5:21:49 AM)
and chelly----you just won yourself a shiny new chain at the foot of the bed, cause I gotta go to sleep some time........

twistedwillow -> RE: sperm on eyes! (10/23/2007 6:26:24 AM)
Offers Ron, some nice salty potato chips [;)]

mnottertail -> RE: sperm on eyes! (10/23/2007 6:32:14 AM)
Make mine Kettle Chips. I can tell the difference you know. Ah, are these tubers? Or are these from the tube? Think Pringles--------- Ron

twistedwillow -> RE: sperm on eyes! (10/23/2007 7:01:40 AM)
If it makes you go to your happy place to believe the chips are from Pringles .... [:D] twisted ... never gonna be able to eat Pringles again with out a smirk

LatexHer -> RE: sperm on eyes! (10/23/2007 9:34:38 AM)
As my slave/wife is a Registered Nurse, we asked her this question. Her reply is posted below: " Sperm by themselves do not hurt the eyes, other than the burn. Everyone should however be cautious since many diseases can be spread by most bodily fluids entering the eyes. The eyes as with the mouth, nose and sexual organs are mucus membranes - which are subject to the transmission of virile infections and most STDs as gonorrhea, chlamydia, and syphilis" As her Master we hope that this helps "Clear Up" this issue! Personally we like to give sperm baths to some of or subs because of the burn! ENJOY *Master LatexHer*

mnottertail -> RE: sperm on eyes! (10/23/2007 9:38:57 AM)
Did she say whether or not there might be synergistic and detrimental side effects, vis a vis intermixing them with pringles? MrPotatoHead

MickeySwitch -> RE: sperm on eyes! (10/23/2007 9:46:05 AM)
Your wife forgot to specify that a Herpes viral infection of the eye can blind a person. But lysosyme in tears is quite effective in killing a lot of bacteria (not all ... but a lot). [NB for non-medical people: A virus is very different from a bacterium.] The main reason sperm burns the eyes is the alteration of pH that it creates temporarily. quote: ORIGINAL: LatexHer As my slave/wife is a Registered Nurse, we asked her this question. Her reply is posted below: " Sperm by themselves do not hurt the eyes, other than the burn. Everyone should however be cautious since many diseases can be spread by most bodily fluids entering the eyes. The eyes as with the mouth, nose and sexual organs are mucus membranes - which are subject to the transmission of virile infections and most STDs as gonorrhea, chlamydia, and syphilis"

OsideGirl -> RE: sperm on eyes! (10/23/2007 12:08:14 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: NightWindWhisper As OsideGirl pointed out--there are infections that can be transferred. As for pink-eye, if your guy has pink eyes--put the cum elsewhere. Actually you can transmit a lot of things that won't show as "Pink Eye" on the giver. STDs, the common cold, strep bacteria.

windchymes -> RE: sperm on eyes! (10/23/2007 5:41:24 PM)
I wonder if this is why they had a potato famine in Ireland?

chellekitty -> RE: sperm on eyes! (10/23/2007 8:08:27 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: mnottertail and chelly----you just won yourself a shiny new chain at the foot of the bed, cause I gotta go to sleep some time........ thats ok...there are timers and robots...and non-lethal grenades...and who's bed am i chained to...cause if its yours,...there is plenty i can do from the foot of the bed... did i mention i am a sadistic little slut? cause i might never do anything....or i might....

queerandcurious -> RE: sperm on eyes! (11/26/2007 5:28:40 PM)
If the shooter doesn't have any diseases, it would probably be safe as long as it was washed out quickly with sterile saline. However, if the shooter has any disease, it could easily be transmitted through the eyes. Hasn't anyone watched the CSI episode with the real life snuff film. The guy got HIV from the victim's blood in his eyes. The same thing could happen with sperm.

Master96 -> RE: sperm on eyes! (11/28/2007 6:00:07 AM)
Thank you guys for your valuable inputs, and jokes :P quote: ORIGINAL: Dddyanlittlegirl Um okay..... Just use soap and water to get it off of furniture and the wall...... or yo ucould just peel it off of the wall and have yyour slave eat it. hummmm.... I'll make her peel it off the wall and eat it too :D Edited to add the underline!

childoftheshadow -> RE: sperm on eyes! (11/28/2007 8:23:41 AM)
I've never worried about being hit in the eye, it does hurt like a bitch, but he's clean so I'm not going to get anything. The one thing that did get to me was when I was hit in the ear . . . I swear I could feel the little fuckers burrowing into my brain

Master96 -> RE: sperm on eyes! (11/28/2007 10:29:37 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: childoftheshadow The one thing that did get to me was when I was hit in the ear . . . I swear I could feel the little fuckers burrowing into my brain Waw! That is interesting :D

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