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stella41b -> You want me to do WHAT with that chicken!? (10/20/2007 6:49:34 AM)
Please don't cry 'fowl' but this thread has got nothing to do with chickens. What's the biggest surprise you've ever received from a submissive? When was it? What happened? Did it change your attitudes either towards yourself as a Domme or towards submissives in general? How?

DiannaVesta -> RE: You want me to do WHAT with that chicken!? (10/20/2007 8:47:35 AM)
OMG I could write a whole book about things guys have come to me about, especially phone fantasy. I'm pretty damn open-minded and kinky as the day is long but I admit that there have been times I shook my head and wondered, “WTF?” I need to think about which was the best. I’ll need to come back.

BoiJen -> RE: You want me to do WHAT with that chicken!? (10/20/2007 8:51:55 AM)
Biggest surprise from the outside in.... the male submissive entered into a triad witht he Female Dominant who was already involved with another female and open and honest and straight forward with Her poly nature and intentions. The agreement between them was that he was cool as long as the Female Dominant didn't fuck other men. Years later he talks about being resentful of Her attentions to other women and he meant that he was okay with Her fucking other women She was involved with in a deeply emotional way. And months after that anybody else in Her life sexually wasn't okay...and the male submissive has no recolection of any conversation about his boundaries being anything other than monogamy. I've actually seen this more than once and with various different gender assignments to different roles. It's fucked up.

LadyHibiscus -> RE: You want me to do WHAT with that chicken!? (10/20/2007 9:58:08 AM)
On a lighter note, we had a guy want someone to cackle like the Wicked Witch of the West. Srsly! I can, too, really well, but that scene never came together.

MsCfromMelbourne -> RE: You want me to do WHAT with that chicken!? (10/21/2007 2:07:36 AM)
Number 1 Was in a cool bar interviewing this guy (who was the front singer for a well known Aussie rock band that had some success in the US) The poor thing was really, really shy about his kink. I explained that it was impossible to shock me. Really. There's nothing to be ashamed about. If you can't talk to a Domme about your innermost fantasies, who can you talk to? Finally he muttered "its kind of role play and I really love it. I convinced a girlfriend to do it with me a few years ago and I haven't been able to find anything nearly as great since Uh huh. What's involved? I love role playing too (big smile) Some dressing up Um, Ok. I like dressing up. How do I dress up? Err....you just need a dress and apron. Um Ok And we need to be in a kitchen Hmmmm......apron in the kitchen. 1950s housewife fantasy is your fetish? Sort of.....you need to have your back to me and be chopping vegetables for dinner Ahhh...OK. Then what? Well I come up behind you, give you a big kiss, pull up your dress and .....you know. That's it? No.....not really.....err.....um.....you have to say "hurry hurry, your father will be home any minute"

MissMagnolia -> RE: You want me to do WHAT with that chicken!? (10/21/2007 2:19:01 AM)
Why did you make that the title of the thread stella? Have you got a secret to tell us? Go on, we won't tell a soul, promise[8D] Mine wasn't especially outrageous, but a slave I met ONCE, asked, in the coffee shop, if I would mind peeing in a bag and giving him an enema with it. In the car park. That night.[&:]

KaramelGoddess -> RE: You want me to do WHAT with that chicken!? (10/21/2007 9:45:56 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MsCfromMelbourne Number 1 Was in a cool bar interviewing this guy (who was the front singer for a well known Aussie rock band that had some success in the US) The poor thing was really, really shy about his kink. I explained that it was impossible to shock me. Really. There's nothing to be ashamed about. If you can't talk to a Domme about your innermost fantasies, who can you talk to? Finally he muttered "its kind of role play and I really love it. I convinced a girlfriend to do it with me a few years ago and I haven't been able to find anything nearly as great since Uh huh. What's involved? I love role playing too (big smile) Some dressing up Um, Ok. I like dressing up. How do I dress up? Err....you just need a dress and apron. Um Ok And we need to be in a kitchen Hmmmm......apron in the kitchen. 1950s housewife fantasy is your fetish? Sort of.....you need to have your back to me and be chopping vegetables for dinner Ahhh...OK. Then what? Well I come up behind you, give you a big kiss, pull up your dress and .....you know. That's it? No.....not really.....err.....um.....you have to say "hurry hurry, your father will be home any minute" [sm=biggrin.gif][sm=biggrin.gif][sm=biggrin.gif][sm=biggrin.gif]

bipolarber -> RE: You want me to do WHAT with that chicken!? (10/21/2007 11:35:08 AM)
Okay... bizzare requests from submissives.... Well, I used to frequent science fiction conventions... And there was this girl I met who was dressed as Princess Leia (episode 4, the first film... the white dress and the cinnibon hairdo) who was getting pretty close to me by Saturday night, and who invited me up to her room. Oddly enough, she also had a Darth Vader cloak and mask.... seems she wanted to role play the interrogation scene. (Which only gets kinkier in retrospect, since it later turns out that Vader was her father....) Let me tell ya, I have a hard time watching those movies in the same way anymore... I keep thinking James Earl Jones isn't just resperating inside that mask... he's also breathing heavy!

AllforFun -> RE: You want me to do WHAT with that chicken!? (10/21/2007 8:16:25 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MsCfromMelbourne Number 1 Was in a cool bar interviewing this guy (who was the front singer for a well known Aussie rock band that had some success in the US) The poor thing was really, really shy about his kink. I explained that it was impossible to shock me. Really. There's nothing to be ashamed about. If you can't talk to a Domme about your innermost fantasies, who can you talk to? Finally he muttered "its kind of role play and I really love it. I convinced a girlfriend to do it with me a few years ago and I haven't been able to find anything nearly as great since Uh huh. What's involved? I love role playing too (big smile) Some dressing up Um, Ok. I like dressing up. How do I dress up? Err....you just need a dress and apron. Um Ok And we need to be in a kitchen Hmmmm......apron in the kitchen. 1950s housewife fantasy is your fetish? Sort of.....you need to have your back to me and be chopping vegetables for dinner Ahhh...OK. Then what? Well I come up behind you, give you a big kiss, pull up your dress and .....you know. That's it? No.....not really.....err.....um.....you have to say "hurry hurry, your father will be home any minute" gets done twitching and picks his jaw up from the floor [>:] Are you serious? I know I have heard psychologists say this crap and I always figured it was crap. I mean, I love my mother VERY deeply, but never in that sort of way twictches repeatedly and begins to feel nauseas On a side note, I have met girls who liked to roleplay being spanked by their fathers.I always assumed that they were just new to kink and didnt realise how to express their submissive desires any other way.

FullfigRIMaam -> RE: You want me to do WHAT with that chicken!? (10/21/2007 8:42:51 PM)
My surprise as a dominant has to do with encountering a whole lot of confusion and ambivalence about sexuality in submissives (I've never considered a dominant), that interracial relationships are still very much considered taboo by many, and that a whole lot more people want to do black men than I realized. [&:] These experiences changed me in that I am now a lot more observant of what my man responds to, and more verbal and inquisitive when meeting/feeling out someone whom I'm considering incorporating into my life. M

LaMistressa -> RE: You want me to do WHAT with that chicken!? (10/21/2007 9:00:47 PM)
There was a guy I used to chat with years ago who was really, really into the idea of me stepping on earthworms in a pair of shoes with cleats. To the point where, no matter what I had been talking about, he would ask "do you think you stepped on any earthworms today?" I try to be respectful of other peoples; fetishes, but for the life of me I did not get this one at all. All earthworms, all the time.

pixelslave -> RE: You want me to do WHAT with that chicken!? (10/22/2007 7:01:54 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: AllforFun gets done twitching and picks his jaw up from the floor [>:] Are you serious? I know I have heard psychologists say this crap and I always figured it was crap. I mean, I love my mother VERY deeply, but never in that sort of way twictches repeatedly and begins to feel nauseas On a side note, I have met girls who liked to roleplay being spanked by their fathers.I always assumed that they were just new to kink and didnt realise how to express their submissive desires any other way. Sadly, it happens much more often than people realize. It's just that few men will talk about it. Most think of sexual abusers as only being men abusing little boys or young girls. I can say from experience that mothers sexually abuse their sons as well. [image]http://www.collarchat.com/micons/m23.gif[/image] Others think that teenage girls who are babysitting younger boys are doing them a favor by "making them men". I've met men who were severly traumatized by such experiences. Abuse by sexual predators is not something that's gender specific. Well over 90% of those who'll experience sexually abuse will be abused by either a family member or a close friend of the family, not by a stereotypical stranger in a raincoat who coaxes a child into their car as the public has been told by the media and would like to believe. More likely it will be mom or dad, cousin Joe, the baseball coach, or the friendly neighbor where the kids all like to hang out. Sexual abuse also tends to run in families and typically gets passed on from generation to generation. [&:] - pixel Collared to Majik

BoiJen -> RE: You want me to do WHAT with that chicken!? (10/22/2007 7:09:21 AM)
I'm not hijacking the thread I'm just responding...:) I think there's a big difference between being open about such fetishes kinks and even issues and recognizing them and acting out badly because one hasn't dealt. I had a moment. And weeks later I looked at Her and said I think that had something to do with the mess my mother put me through...but I really don't even want to deal with that and that trigger because if I thaught too hard on it this relationship wouldn't be possible so can we not talk about it please? I recognize the abuse from my past and I recognize that this situation isn't abusive. I was just triggered. And I still don't want to talk about it. Which is very different from being resentful because I haven't recognized the problem or dealt with it on any level.

MistressDolly -> RE: You want me to do WHAT with that chicken!? (10/22/2007 7:39:15 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: stella41b Please don't cry 'fowl' but this thread has got nothing to do with chickens. What's the biggest surprise you've ever received from a submissive? When was it? What happened? Did it change your attitudes either towards yourself as a Domme or towards submissives in general? How? lol, a friend forwarded to me a video clip of one of her "very well-hung" bottoms masturbating in a jar of peanut butter - - to a "Peanut Butter Time" song.

MistresssAria -> RE: You want me to do WHAT with that chicken!? (10/22/2007 2:48:50 PM)
I was playing around with a friend/switch of mine, doing cbt.........I love play piercing and so did he, but I'd never done it on him before.........we opened TONS of needles and he wanted me to just jam them wherever (obviously safely).........so he was just laying there, tied up, unable to move, getting no feeling but me pinching him & then a needle going in........he was completely covered.......and out of nowhere, I stuck in another needle & he got off. Now there's a serious needle lover ;) This isn't the strangest.........but it was so funny ;)

joanus -> RE: You want me to do WHAT with that chicken!? (10/24/2007 7:21:58 AM)
There is so much wrong with this thread but I haven't laughed this hard in forover, glad no one can see me other wise I'd be comitted to the nuthouse. I dont aprove of incest (roleplaying is fine but not in real life) as I live in the inbred capital of the world, but that Aussies' kink was just too funny. "hurry hurry, your father will be home any minute" That nearly killed me.

rubberpet -> RE: You want me to do WHAT with that chicken!? (10/24/2007 8:19:08 AM)
All I know is if you fuck a chicken, the yolk's on you! [:'(]

MsIncontrol -> RE: You want me to do WHAT with that chicken!? (10/24/2007 9:53:01 AM)
I used to talk with this very serious humilation/animal play guy. He once ask me to fill his bum with eggs and make him "lay" them while bock bock bocking around outside. LOL Never did get around to playing with that one...LOL

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