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Prinsexx -> What kind of Dom are you? (10/22/2007 5:36:31 PM)
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To be read with a light heart:
Here are the main types:
THE "BEEN DOING THIS FOREVER" VASTLY EXPERIENCED DOM looking for lesser beings, on whom to bestow virtually limitless wealth of BDSM knowledge. The 'submit your application and find out if you have sufficient intellect and wisdom, to be considered for such an important position' profile approach.
THE DUNGEON MASTER SUPREMELY SADISTIC DOM PROFILE seeking caged slave, taken out only to be used for sadistic pleasure. The 'Your tears will only make me laugh' approach. Please only "real" pain sluts need apply.
THE ESOTERIC MYSTICAL NEW AGE DOM PROFILE Explore the wonders of the cosmos with him, through a metaphysical application of the Dom/sub dynamic Please only financially solvent subs and slaves apply, as the pursuit of material wealth, is eshewed in favour of a metaphysical calling.
THE EXCRUCIATINGLY WEALTHY POWER DOM PROFILE Stunningly wealthy Dom seeking additions to his ever growing stable of subs and slaves. Even subs will have servants, just to help you serve his needs. You should be young, slim, attractive and brandable as appearances are very important in his world and you will be displayed as a trophy.
THE KING DOM PROFILE Kneel when you read this bitch. You will obey! recognise a real Master when you are in His presence, or even when you are not. Even though you are unworthy of attention, he is currently taking applications from worthless sluts and only real ass licking sluts should apply.
THE KNOW ALL, NEVER BEEN WRONG ABOUT ANYTHING UBER DOM PROFILE Some may think of him as pedantic overbearing know it all, and may warn him to leave the Forum or Moderte his posts but this doesn't concern him as he never actually paid attention to any other opinion than his own. Don't waste time applying.
THE SENSITIVE UNDERSTANDING GUY DOM PROFILE Looking for a submissive life partner who will reward and understand sensitivity with loyalty and commitment. Wants to dominate you on a partnership basis, although there is democracy within the dynamic and if you tend to fall in love please contact him.
WHITE KNIGHT CELTIC LORD: where he goes you will follow, he is the Alpha and you arethe Omega. Looking for The One. He is polyamorous but you must be single and hopefully a virgin. Apply if you need to be saved.
If not then what type of Dom are you?
with gratitutude to Tiger Troll
THE BARBARIAN DOM Will believe his lady should be captured, cherished, ravished, used to calm his sadistic barbarian urges, moderate his barbarian qualities with love and devotion, and even spend time grunting. He will grunt back that he is alone but is likely to have a secret stash of other slaves hidden in the back of the cave. Apply by sneaking into his cave before nightfall and making tribal pictures on the walls in bodily fluids. That will ensure he follows your trail at daybreak.
Thanks to MidMichCowboy
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