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RE: Up Next on the Block... divi - 10/25/2007 6:59:25 AM

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hugs up bear... fans myself

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RE: Up Next on the Block... divi - 10/25/2007 7:16:57 AM

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My first and only bid....One peep...Circa 2004? Found it when cleaning under couch.....And a rousting round of anal using Comet as a lubricant.....Sold!!!

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RE: Up Next on the Block... divi - 10/25/2007 7:18:55 AM

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whispers in domi's ear... darling you weren't that good.. if it wasn't for the comet.. I wouldnt even have guessed you were in the room

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RE: Up Next on the Block... divi - 10/25/2007 7:23:09 AM

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I know...It's rare that I meet one who has been fisted by the Incredible Hulk....Anywhooo, You ate the peep....I have nothing left to offer.....I must go...At least some Comet found it's way on to your taint....It was in need of some dire maintenance.

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RE: Up Next on the Block... divi - 10/25/2007 7:25:24 AM

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shutty lol !! luv to luv you domi !!

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RE: Up Next on the Block... divi - 10/25/2007 7:46:28 AM

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Domi....if you arent gonna put in a serious bid, can you please move over to make room for those of us who are extreamly interested in winning this auction?

I am currently offering three cows and a 1952 ford jubilee tractor in less than ideal condition. Only hang up is youll have to come get the cows yourself. I just gave up getting them back into the field. Two kittens, 3 bags of reeses, a meal of the auctioneers choosing, two years of construction services, and Ill up it to two million rubles. One box of multi colored peeps, and a rather extensive artifact collection. To divi I offer plane tickets, a bedroom, and nipple clamps..I will also make you fresh apple juice every morning....

I mean really...who could beat that?

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RE: Up Next on the Block... divi - 10/25/2007 8:00:47 AM

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Good morning everyone. Wow!... take a few hours off for some sleep and see what happens. Looks like the bidding's been stepped up a bit. And yes, bribing the auctioneer is allowed.

Here's what we have so far...

Bids accepted thus far that are free and clear:

~ Bounty offered 500 shekels...

~ A private bidder offered the auctioneer a tantric massage...

~ A private bidder offered a rather exorbitant sum of money...

~ laurell3 offered one million Peeps; upgraded to five million Peeps; upgraded to ten billion Peeps

~ a private bidder offered exotic dancing lessons and an erotic massage afterwards...

~ realisticwish offered one billion Pumpkin Peeps and a first-class airline ticket to Florida...

~ ItsAllMine offered one box of Peeps, one year's supply of cold apple juice, unlimited first-class air travel to Florida for divi (and for the auctioneer, first-class air travel to any one person or place of his liking), one set of blinged-out handcuffs, 49% ownership in a fetish shop on the Isle of Arrrrrrgggggggghhhhhhh!, and $14,702,393.24 (presumably in US currency) deposited in any anonymous, offshore accounts as designated...

~ Ghita offered one million rubles, one year's worth of construction services, two kittens, and a bag of Reese's that was originally intended for KMsAngel (KMsAngel will allow the bid to be accepted as it stands under the condition that should Ghita win, divi saves a kiss for KMsAngel); apparently changed to one box of multi-colored Peeps, three bags of Reese's (with another one bag mailed to KMsAngel), unlimited fresh-squeezed apple juice for as long as divi remains with Ghita, travel to Florida with occasional trips to areas south of Ghita, one pair of diamond encrusted nipple clamps, one-half million artifacts, and a completely remodeled bedroom with its own private porch, flooring of divi's choosing, free rent, and endless beatings and sex (oh, and a meal of the auctioneer's choosing); clarification of bid offered is three cows (of which divi must collect herself), one 1952 Ford Jubilee tractor in "less than ideal" condition, two kittens, three bags of Reese's (does KMsAngel still receive one bag?), a meal of the auctioneer's choosing, two years' worth of construction services, two million rubles, one box of multi-colored Peeps, an expensive artifact collection, airline tickets, nipple clamps, bedroom, and home-made apple juice every morning...

~ beargonewild offered ten gallons of #1 Grade pure Canadian maple syrup, one year's worth of geological engineering services, and five years' worth of personal slave services to include personal secretary, laundry, jewelry maker, maid, cook, house cleaner, and groundskeeper...

~ domiguy offered one vintage Peep (circa 2004?) and one round of anal using Comet as lubricant...

Bids submitted but not clear due to other circumstances:

~ scifi1133 offered one backseat on his bike, one year's supply of Reese's, and 200 dollars (KMsAngel believes the Reese's contained in this bid were originally promised her, so the same condition applies here... if scifi1133 wins, divi saves a kiss for KMsAngel)...

Like I said... Wow!

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RE: Up Next on the Block... divi - 10/25/2007 8:22:28 AM

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Sappa, I'd like to add to my bid: I packet containing 20 carats worth of high grade diamonds mined in the NWT.
color: assortment of canary yellow, ice blue and white
cut: brilliant, square and baroque
clarity: ranges between VSS1 and flawless
carat: ranges between 1/2 carat and 1 1/4 carats in weight

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RE: Up Next on the Block... divi - 10/25/2007 8:25:42 AM

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Oh I gotta get in on this....I think I will go in with Ghita if she is amenable. Goal being to consolidate more fun people in one location for me to visit on occassion. I will add to her already outstanding bid....So in addition to all that Ghita has already bid include additionally:
~ 50 packages of multi colored peeps - of chicks, bunnies, snowmen, pumpkins and any other shape they make.
~ One wet peep blow gun to aid in the raucus wet peep fight down on Ghita's florida relic , um and cow ranch
~ One "ho" fishing tackle outfit for divi to wear down on the water when tourists are in the neighborhood.
~ Bribing negotiation servies with local law enforcement for divi speeding tickets
~ Domiguy gsp monitoring and restraining order enforcement tool
~ And of course I offer ItsAllMine with restraints attached to be at her beck and call for divi to use and abuse however she desires in order for her to further develop that simmering beneath the surface dommely side of hers.
~ Domme lessons from BSB and simplymichael
~ And unlimited world wide shoe aquisitioning for divi each pair in 5 different sizes (my size, ghita's and divi's size the other two sizes maybe determined by petitioning divi)
~ New amd immediate permaculture and xeriscaping codes and installation for all of Florda that trump all local codes.
~ Ghita's Sir's permission for Sappa to live on the Florida relic, um and cow ranch too
~ Sappa Cottage designed to his specs (with a guest room for me) on the florida relic, um and cow ranch.
~ Unlimited bear relic hunting and manwhore services
~ Unlimited kinkyqueer memberships for everyone everywhere
~ One, four day cost free, arrgghh retreat for all more than 5 post arrgghh contributors in Northwest Maine.

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RE: Up Next on the Block... divi - 10/25/2007 10:27:09 AM

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I am definantly amienable...I need some Domming lessons too if Im gonna be winning a sub....

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RE: Up Next on the Block... divi - 10/25/2007 1:23:50 PM

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so hopes if Ghita wins me she will let destroy her fanny pack

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RE: Up Next on the Block... divi - 10/25/2007 6:04:38 PM

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ORIGINAL: ItsAllMine

I bid:
a box of peeps (one is enough....can't have people throwing up all over the place)
a year's supply of apple juice (ice cold for divi of course)
unlimited First Class Air Travel for both divi (to FLA) and Sap (to where ever the Domme [or anything/anyone else] of his liking maybe at that time)
a set of blinged out handcuffs to be used on my balcony railing (for divi)
49% ownership in the fetish shop I am planning to open on the Isle of Arrrrrrgggggggghhhhhhh! (thinks we will clean up there)
oh and $14,702,393.24 deposited in various offshore bank accounts in whoseever name you would like.

In addition to the above bid, ItsAllMine has asked me to include the following statement I received from him via CMail:

I would like to add to my previous bid the following:
* A brown sweater jacket
* A pastrami on rye sandwhich for two
* A lifetime supply of Dr. Brown's Black Cherry soda
* A monthly shopping spree at Neiman Marcus and Bloomingdales in Orlando
* A nice microfiber comforter set
* A new pair of undies because the current pair will need to be changed after she meets me
* A bag of frozen peas to ice her ass

The bidding continues folks...

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RE: Up Next on the Block... divi - 10/25/2007 6:23:13 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: sappatoti

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ORIGINAL: ItsAllMine

I bid:
a box of peeps (one is enough....can't have people throwing up all over the place)
a year's supply of apple juice (ice cold for divi of course)
unlimited First Class Air Travel for both divi (to FLA) and Sap (to where ever the Domme [or anything/anyone else] of his liking maybe at that time)
a set of blinged out handcuffs to be used on my balcony railing (for divi)
49% ownership in the fetish shop I am planning to open on the Isle of Arrrrrrgggggggghhhhhhh! (thinks we will clean up there)
oh and $14,702,393.24 deposited in various offshore bank accounts in whoseever name you would like.

In addition to the above bid, ItsAllMine has asked me to include the following statement I received from him via CMail:

I would like to add to my previous bid the following:
* A brown sweater jacket
* A pastrami on rye sandwhich for two
* A lifetime supply of Dr. Brown's Black Cherry soda
* A monthly shopping spree at Neiman Marcus and Bloomingdales in Orlando( is there a limit??? )
* A nice microfiber comforter set
* A new pair of undies because the current pair will need to be changed after she meets me
* A bag of frozen peas to ice her ass

The bidding continues folks...

aww boo !!!!

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RE: Up Next on the Block... divi - 10/25/2007 6:26:18 PM

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I sooooo want to see a peep blow gun fight now!

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RE: Up Next on the Block... divi - 10/25/2007 6:35:07 PM

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Do they make blow guns that can shoot entire peeps? I'd hate to break them into pieces, as that would expose the sticky innards, making the bits get stuck inside the blow gun, preventing those tasty morsels from flying.

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RE: Up Next on the Block... divi - 10/25/2007 6:39:49 PM

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I don't think that I could bear to watch the effect that divi might have on my peep collection....Twas all that I could stand to watch her consume one vintage peep...Original patina intact....Priceless.....Anywhooo can you imagine the ramifications if a cold hearted witch like divi were to come into contact with my beloved peeps?

http://www.peepresearch.org/nitrogen.html

Yeah, it might be nice to tap divi....But at what price?

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RE: Up Next on the Block... divi - 10/25/2007 6:40:27 PM

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I don't know, but someone needs to seriously do this and video it, because I think it would be hilarious.

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RE: Up Next on the Block... divi - 10/25/2007 6:45:05 PM

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ORIGINAL: laurell3

I don't know, but someone needs to seriously do this and video it, because I think it would be hilarious.

I think we should do it and video it...It probably would win an Oscar....and you might even garnish the highly coveted Domiguy "attagirl."

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RE: Up Next on the Block... divi - 10/25/2007 6:46:24 PM

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RE: Up Next on the Block... divi - 10/25/2007 6:46:31 PM

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Let me see what I can find on the MythBusters' site. Surely, after all this time, they must have some sort of contraption that can chuck chunks of Peeps at speeds high enough to allow the bits to hit the opponent with a satisfying thwack.

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