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Wait til I tell you what YOUR son did! - 8/2/2005 9:22:16 AM

MagicKnots

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Ok, I've read through a few pages of these and haven't seen this joke yet, so, here goes...

A man comes home from work one day to find his wife at the dining room table wringing her hands with a very worried look on her face.

"Uh oh, what's wrong?" He asks her.

"Well, I was cleaning Junior's room and found THESE under his bed." She replies as she tosses him a stack of magazines.

"Corporal Punishment", "Dominant Women", "Ass Beaters" are just some of the titles.

"What are we going to do???", moans the wife.

"Well, I don't know about you, but I don't think we should SPANK him!"

(Ba-dum-bump)

Ok, let the groans begin!

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RE: Wait til I tell you what YOUR son did! - 8/2/2005 2:26:53 PM

MadameDahlia

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That's so cute!!

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