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"Tell me what you want to do to me!" - 10/29/2007 2:46:24 PM

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I know that everyone has to come across this at some point . . . "tell me what you would do to me" or some varient of "I'm too broke to pay for porn, give me something to jerk off to."

What are some responses you've used to deal with these types? Whether polite or sarcastic. Thought some of our more funny regulars have got to have some funny stories or good lines to share!

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RE: "Tell me what you want to do to me!" - 10/29/2007 2:48:40 PM

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"blow my nose in your hair"

99% of the time, they get the hint, that other 1%.... i run lol

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RE: "Tell me what you want to do to me!" - 10/29/2007 2:50:40 PM

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LOL at kitty! That's great! I have to admit that once or twice I've made up some of the most horrendous, disgusting horrible nonsense just to frighten them away!!! After some more answers I'll post some of mine. I wanted to wait to hear some of what everyone else has to say.

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RE: "Tell me what you want to do to me!" - 10/29/2007 3:01:59 PM

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Eat your bogies

Find the quickest way to your heart - oh wait thats straight through your rib cage with a very sharp implement.

Get you into debt with my shoe habit

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RE: "Tell me what you want to do to me!" - 10/29/2007 3:47:30 PM

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haha yeah tell them to hand over the wallet/purse, all credit cards and their checkbook, it will make them run really far really fast.

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RE: "Tell me what you want to do to me!" - 10/29/2007 3:49:21 PM

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The only time I had gotten that one, I said "I would ignore you"

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RE: "Tell me what you want to do to me!" - 10/29/2007 3:50:09 PM

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haha yeah tell them to hand over the wallet/purse, all credit cards and their checkbook, it will make them run really far really fast.

true lol.
although i have had them run faster when ive told them i want them to be the first to use my new pussy and that i dont miss my cock at all.

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RE: "Tell me what you want to do to me!" - 10/29/2007 3:50:37 PM

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Thats as bad as "What are you wearing"...lol

I'll tell them that first I'll have them clean my yard - then they can paint the hallway...

lol

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RE: "Tell me what you want to do to me!" - 10/29/2007 3:55:36 PM

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"ignore you."

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RE: "Tell me what you want to do to me!" - 10/29/2007 3:57:17 PM

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ORIGINAL: missturbation

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ORIGINAL: laurell3

haha yeah tell them to hand over the wallet/purse, all credit cards and their checkbook, it will make them run really far really fast.

true lol.
although i have had them run faster when ive told them i want them to be the first to use my new pussy and that i dont miss my cock at all.

LOL that's good, evil, but good

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RE: "Tell me what you want to do to me!" - 10/29/2007 4:02:15 PM

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As evil as :-

Give you my std's?

Get pregnant and tell everyone its yours

Spread the word you have a 2 inch cock and thats being generous.

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If it fit's in a toaster, i can cook it.

Buying 10 item's or less is not shopping !!

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RE: "Tell me what you want to do to me!" - 10/29/2007 5:13:33 PM

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"I'm too broke to pay for porn, give me something to jerk off to."
Ok you pathetic little piece of dog doo, get that fucking web cam on NOW and take your clothes off while you are at it. Turn your mic on real loud because I want to be able to hear well. Find your tv remote, bring up the channel guide and find CSI. Now turn the station to CSI, face the web cam towards the tv and put the mic next to the tv too. Now go kneel your ass in a corner until the show is over and I decide what else I might want to watch, jerks like you make it so I can not afford cable.
Nope I am not a Domme, just creative. LOL.

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RE: "Tell me what you want to do to me!" - 10/29/2007 5:18:13 PM

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I am having ren and stempy flash backs

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RE: "Tell me what you want to do to me!" - 10/29/2007 5:21:18 PM

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RE: "Tell me what you want to do to me!" - 10/29/2007 5:24:17 PM

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My latest response would be I'd let you clean my apartment. I do tend to get a little sloppy. After all, if I can make you do the housework, then I dont have to waste any of the time I have with my REAL slave boys on mundane things like that.
Some get the hint, others have accepted the offer. Amazingly, when they learn thats ALL theyd do, they do not like the idea as much.

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RE: "Tell me what you want to do to me!" - 10/29/2007 5:30:00 PM

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Post a thread on the message boards that says, 'i am now collared to and serving (insert the name of another collarme person, it could be the Dom(me) with the inflated ego you despise, it could be your best cm pal that you feel like causing a little teasing humiliation to, it could even be the last wanker that you had do the same thing last week.) To make it even more interesting---create an evil or funny post to go along with it.

< Message edited by Squeakers -- 10/29/2007 5:31:25 PM >

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RE: "Tell me what you want to do to me!" - 10/29/2007 6:18:36 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: missturbation

As evil as :-

Give you my std's?

Get pregnant and tell everyone its yours

Spread the word you have a 2 inch cock and thats being generous.

STDS LOLOLOL rock on missturbation - thats a good one!

I sent a link recently to one of these folks that did the "what would you do to me" routine a photo of an extreme penile modification that involved the head of the cock split open like a flower. I decided to spare the poor guys on here and not post the link - its like a train wreck - its horrible but you have to look. So far when I use that one they run for the hills. Eventually I figure that one is going to back fire on me though!

Lady Luna

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RE: "Tell me what you want to do to me!" - 10/29/2007 6:24:15 PM

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I have been waiting for one of those - still waiting!! LOL

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RE: "Tell me what you want to do to me!" - 10/29/2007 6:31:26 PM

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I always ask for money. Lots of money. It always works.

Marry me. Always works.

I have also asked if they would be willing to massage my 79 year old mothers feet, remove the dead skin, cut the nails, scrape out her nail fungus, etc. (I did have one guy agree to that though, which is frightening

, so I don't recommend it

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RE: "Tell me what you want to do to me!" - 10/29/2007 6:35:45 PM

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With the "What are you wearing?" I act stupid..".huh? I'm wearing clothes. Why?"

Why someone would ask that on a blind call to my profile is beyond me, but I figure it to be a mass-mailing.

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