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SeeksOnlyOne -> RE: I actually find nothing funny. (11/5/2007 3:16:49 AM)
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ORIGINAL: InkedMaster
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ORIGINAL: Griswold
Well...there was this one joke I heard back in '79...I laughed at that, and then there was this time in '94, an event, not a joke...I almost laughed then....but that's fucking it.
Ahh '79 the year I got my first blowjob, Now that was a joke! braces are bad! shoulda just stuck my unit in a pickle slicer, woulda bled less...
no shit....
Pickle Slicer
Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there for a number of years when he came home one day to confess to his wife that he had a terrible compulsion.
He had an urge to stick his penis into the pickle slicer. His wife suggested that he should see a sex therapist to talk about it, but Bill indicated that he'd be too embarrassed. He vowed to overcome the compulsion on his own.
One day a few weeks later, Bill came home absolutely ashen. His wife could see at once that something was seriously wrong.
"What's wrong, Bill?" she asked.
"Do you remember that I told you how I had this tremendous urge to put my penis into the pickle slicer?"
"Oh, Bill, you didn't."
"Yes, I did."
"My God, Bill, what happened?"
"I got fired."
"No, Bill. I mean, what happened with the pickle slicer?"
"Oh...she got fired too."
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